House of Trouser, 3.07
I didn't feel like waiting til tomorrow to post it, so you get two for the price of one!
After she's shagged the vampire and made her way home, she finally realises her wife is dead.
Took you long enough!
I have to get another no privacy hack, the one I have from lizzlove doesn't seem to work any more, but if they're in the bathroom at the same time, they don't care. Double toilets FTW!
You guys do realise that this was the week your grandmother and mother died, right??
Lucy brings home another Maitland (she brought home Gretchen earlier, who was the red haired non-Trouser kid that may have appeared at some point), this time Granger, with octopus like hair.
Scott approved of this relationship. He stood there watching, with his action saying "approve". CREEPY.
The first kiss finally happens (while Kerry is getting it on with Pong King in the photobooth).
Mortimer: If you don't stop spying on my sexy wife I'll rip your heart out! *squeeze* That was just a warning!
I'm sure that Scott was really looking at the stars.
Granger wanted to make out so much that he had two wants for it.
More ghostings!
Now this made me laugh. See that guy, walking up with the flowers? That's Granger.
See that guy in the limo?
That's Granger too! Two of him turned up at the same time to do different things. I did not know that could happen!!
Lucy went all out in the class stakes, and sneaked out in her pyjamas.
Kerry didn't notice anything, because she's not the most observant person, and because the ghosts were out to get her.
Kerry: Sure, it's great to be in love before you do it, but just get out there and sleep around! You need to know you're doing it right!
Paul: My mother is scary :(
I love this action!
Naked breakfast time!
Which is soon followed by Learning to Lie Lessons. She ended up breaking the damn thing, too.
And then it was birthday time again! But no cakes, because that takes forever with so many kids.
And before I can give them makeovers or take their pictures, Hillary's right in on the noogies. These kids seem to communicate through noogies.
And because I forgot to do Lucy and Scott's stats before, let's do them all together.
Man, you guys better get that homework right.
*torment torment*
*plusplusBFF*
Weirdos.
Rosemary? You are just plain old creepy. Why are you trying to kiss your brother's pillow??
Bree had a nasty streak to her when she was alive, and she just sharpened that after her death.
She broke Kerry's arm!! Her arm stayed up in that shocked position for the rest of...well, you'll see.
Woo, thanks! They have one, but the kids can take this to uni with them.
Paul finally shows his 10 neat points.
And while he's busy scrubbing away his shame, Bree pays another visit to Kerry...
But this time, she came to collect.
Yes, that is Kerry checking her pulse. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
And...she's gone.
Oh, I forgot about those holiday houses.
So I figured that before the kids get sent to uni, they could have a vacation. I mean, their mothers had JUST died.
They needed to spend time on the beach, getting drunk and getting laid, right? Hopefully the latter would NOT be with each other.
When they get there, I discover they've brought along a guest, Hybrid, who's lost her hair. BUT She's a guest, which means she's treated like a pet (even how she appears on the family list), and I have to cheat to get her to do anything. I guess teens can't go on holidays by themselves?
They get stuck into the holiday stuff, but that can only be interesting for so long.
So they go off to soak in the hot springs, and they want to spend their entire time greeting everyone, including each other. *headdesk*
They head off to another lot, and here Bouncer scores his first kiss with a local.
No one else picked up, so they headed back home and called the matchmaker. You're on holidays, you're meant to have a fling! But she just took his money ($5k!!) and didn't give him a date. I was dirty about that!
So we tried with Jim, and she scored herself an old fogey, Leo Wilkie. Paul managed to chat up that local in the background. Zeeshan something. I think Paul is suggesting he has no problems moving out ASAP and in with a hottie.
Rosemary gave up the dating scene and decided to build a sandcastle. ON the rug. Out of all that empty space on the beach, you chose the rug?? You really aren't firing on all cylinders, are you?
It's probably not helped by how much Scott likes to pick on him. He's constantly hanging around waiting to poke or torment Rosemary.
Paul: So, I'd like to kiss you now. In fact, I am going to kiss you now.
And he did. Sort of. I think he got Zeeshan's chin.
And inside, Hillary was macking on Rosemarie. Love is in the air...in the whisper of the trees...
But not in the whisper of the waves, because poor Rosemary is a delicate petal and can't take the hate. Hybrid, being the good chaperone she is, doesn't interfere, but she does watch.
Jim had been learning how to fire dance at the last lot, but it was taking forever so she didn't get her full $75 worth, but it appears she's picked up quite a bit in the time she had.
Though I don't think it's a smart idea to be doing it inside the house.
Everyone keeps themselves busy, with Bouncer and Lucy, Paul and Rosemary chatting in the front yard, Scott skilling up, Hillary earning some money, and Hybrid wetting herself with excitement as Jim almost sets her hair on fire.
Hillary: You know what would be good right now? Babby bacon.
Everyone else: Ohhhh yeah!
And then it was time to head back home. Also, nice work Mr Linesman, in getting the dotted line down the middle of the road straight. Were you drunk that day?
As soon as they're back, Hillary suddenly remembers both her mothers are dead, but no one else does.
Bouncer: Awesome way to snog an older man!
If Paul wasn't gay, I'd be really creeped out.
But he is, so I'm just creeped out a bit.
More evidence of Scott Being A Nice Guy:
Picking on Rosemary...
And Jim...
And Rosemary again...and this time blaming him for why Jim didn't like his nudity.
The next morning it was back to the real world of school, and Lucy was in such a hurry to get out of the house, she left the glow from her plumbbob behind. Seriously, WTF?? It's not the plumbbob...just the glow.
Ginger Newson is not a fan of the Cheese, much to Jim's chagrin.
In fact, she's so against the Cheese, that she dislocates her jaw out of fear.
Jim tries to copy her but can't knock it lose.
While everyone else is skilling it up inside, or doing homework...Rosemary plays in puddles.
That's what you get for not studying!
And that's what you get for having hair like that!
And you get that for being green!
See? They warned you it's not easy.
AND NOW...DECISION TIME!
Do I send all of them to uni? Or just the 6 potential heirs? I don't want to deprive them of the chance for uni fun, but I really don't want to take care of 7 uni students, though I suppose I could pick an heir and let the others get through uni asylum style, where they do their own thing. Or I could send only three through to uni and then choose an heir from them...or maybe double heir. EEK. Too many choices!
So that means it's POLL TIME. But since the poll isn't working here, can you please go and vote HERE.
Management reserves the right to ignore all suggestions, or to use all of them.
I've had Pleasure, Knowledge and Romance aspirations for my heirs so far, if that helps in your decision. I do have a favourite heir and scenario, and the uni years offer up plenty of time to change my mind. But I am open to suggestions and bribery!
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