House of Trouser, 2.00 part two
Bree: GRR. GRRR. It's morning!
Bree: Grr. Grr. It's morning.
Bree: Oo! It's morning! You can see how pretty I am!
Why hay thar Arcadia. What are you up to?
No! Not my Smurfs!
I don't want to know where she put it. But I think she was walking funny for a while.
The whole gang head out back for a snowball fight.
But yet again, no one plays with Jared, who falls asleep.
Uh...
Right...
You know, you don't need to be THAT close to him.
Personal space is a GOOD thing!
Bree: Ooh, I'm a bit chilly!
Bree: *is an icicle*
Now, how safe is it to use a hair dryer outside when it's snowing?
Bree: Heeeeeyyyy. I'm still hot, even if I am a frigid bitch.
Bree: *sneak sneak*
Uh...huh. Arcadia hasn't left the lot since she stole the Smurf, yet Bree leaves the lot to get it back.
Connor brought back the other one. But since Arcadia hadn't left the lot, I can only assume she has a teleportation device lodged inside her butt, that transported the Smurfs back to her place after she stole them.
Because no one cares about Jared, he froze, too.
And they left him there. Ira went over to Bree straight away, but no one loves Jared that much.
Yeah, Connor isn't very nice.
But he does kinda like his brother. Enough to thaw him out, anyway.
Uh oh...
LOL three for three!
Sometime after day break, Ira thaws Connor out.
Connor immediately heads to campus...
because he NEEDED a plant!
Pink penguins!!!
Bree: Aww! Who's a good penguin? You are! Yes, you are!
Penguin: *pees*
That had me laughing so hard. I didn't know they did that.
Jared doesn't like winter.
Or uni. Let's face it, Jared doesn't like much. And he WHINES SO MUCH.
Penguin: Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
Is there something about your genetics you're warning me about, Ira?
Now, getting body piercings is fine. But your bellybutton ring shouldn't RING.
I really hope that's not a baby in that bag, Ira.
Bree: They're gonna make ouuuuut.
Lyndsay, your arms look awfully long there.
Jared gives the aged up Lyndsay a makeover. Nice!
Bree brings home a tv from her campus visit. These guys are getting better at shoplifting, but they keep bringing stuff they already have. I think they're all kleptos, because they keep bringing home stuff they don't need or already have.
Jared writes his term paper on how he's going to get married to a boy.
And have lots of babies. Somehow. Butt babies maybe. He has to work on that.
The professor that Connor dated gave this as a gift. Woo! *sells*
Ira would not shut up about this, so they got a bird.
Bree still hasn't forgiven Lord Chunky Pants for dying, so she wasn't happy Ira brought a new one home.
But she changed her mind quickly. Danger Mouse won't die, right??
GRRR.
Bree: YOU'RE SITTING IN MY SEAT. THERE ARE TEN OTHER CHAIRS AND TWO COUCHES BUT I WANT THAT ONE.
Ira: I'm very upset that you're in the shower I want, but you're so hot and naked and soapy and wet I've completely forgotten what I was so upset about. Hubba hubba!
LOLOLOLOL. A mayor who shags in public. Through walls. And doesn't have any money. Jerry is SO gonna get your job, just wait til the newspapers hear about what you've been getting up to!
I was so shocked by this! Not by Marisa's wants - many of his dates want to snare him. But this was the first time he'd rolled the want to get engaged!
So he did!
Your surprise face is very scary!
Connor: ohcrap.
Connor: What the hell did I just do??
Despite being engaged, Marisa doesn't want to make out with him anywhere but in bed.
But SHE doesn't want to get rejected for make out. HUH? They were 100/100 and in love.
So, using my godly powers of free will, I fix her flags to make her really really love him. Hell, she wanted it!
That is so not appropriate.
Oh, well, that's a bit better, I guess.
*sigh*
Somewhere along the way, they hit Junior year, and Ira and Jared both re-rolled to family. Ira has given up on business, and wants to graduate three grandchildren from uni (oh joy!). Jared now wants to marry off six children (double joy! oh wait, you're not heir, your LTW doesn't matter).
Bree Trouser, human pet food dispenser.
Nice gift, professor! *keeps*
Connor, already a semester behind at uni because he's a slut, tried to use his Secret Society Skills to pass without working.
He screwed it up. HAH.
And the cop who comes to berate him? DORIAN!
Dorian: You're a very bad boy! I'm fining you!
Dorian: And because your mother didn't marry me, I'm gonna take your computer. I don't deal well with rejection!
He fined them $450 and then took the computer, which was worth more than that. I really think he was just cut up about the fact that he didn't get to marry Ursual or give her any babies.
Yup, you're all class, Dorian.
Bree: *is mad. MAD!*
At the bird.
It may have been Bree's antagonism that caused it, but Danger Mouse stopped letting people play with him. He'd talk to them, and eat their food, but any time someone wanted to play with him, he ignored them. So I sold him.
Like I said, Jared switched from popularity to family in his junior year, but now is trying to turn into a romance sim.
Hey there munchie bot! Just what uni students need!
Bree wants to invite someone over, she invites her parents again. And the first thing they do when they get here THIS time?
Head for the tub to woohoo. Like you don't do that enough at home??
Bree gets MAD about that.
But then she cheers them on a little.
Uh, ok. Creepy McCreeperson.
Bree: Hey mum, no one else has told you this, but you know Connor...
Bree: He failed a semester because he was being a slut, and then tried to hack his grades and got busted! Aren't you glad he isn't heir?
That expression says it all.
Jared: Hi dad! Love me, dad! Hug me, dad!
Jerry: Uh, I don't think so. I don't think we're quite "there" yet.
Jared: Oh please dad, please! I LOVE you!
Jerry: Dude! No! You're way too needy!
No wonder poor Jared is all emo. His daddy doesn't love him.
...
This is where they get the creepy genes from.
Jerry only hugs Jared because he's leaving. It's nice to see he cares just a little.
Jared? Have you gone and gotten yourself a butt baby and not told me?
Fixing the trash compacter is HARD!
Though it shouldn't be for the repairwoman!!
She is SO good, she set it on fire, too!
As well as setting herself on fire. Oh lady, and we pay you for this??
But, she survived. :(
Ira's homework is apparently for the birds.
At least you're not thinking about a family member!
Connor's hand got stuck like that for quite a while, which led to these amusing interactions.
A backrub shouldn't go THROUGH the body.
And while flirting is one way to a girl's heart, going through her chest is a lot faster.
Holding hands goes...weird...
Subtlety, one of Connor's greatest gifts.
Bree finally made a Servo! Named Jiggly Puff.
POO ON YOU.
Uh, if it's raining, surely they don't need more water?
I have NO idea what started this! There was nothing there, it wasn't storming, and the floor just caught fire!
Connor is useless.
Fireman: Stupid uni students. *grumble*
But Jared saves the day (and the heir)! YAY!
Allegra spontaneously combusts while having a water balloon fight. You'd think all that water would cool her down, because Bree has great aim.
But the job is getting too much for Bree...
And Allegra turns to dust. Oops! But the clean bot is there sweep her up!
Yup. They care. Really, they do.
Invisible Chair!
I find that so amusing.
And with that - uni is FINALLY over!! Time for everyone to move on out. Connor managed to graduate with his siblings, thanks to sleeping with several professors (surely nothing to do with ME and my tweaking of the time/space continuim!).
First is Jared. Well, he is the eldest.
OH SO CLASSY, FARM BOY! Magna Cum Laude, even.
Then Connor, because he's a spare. He just graduated, and was lucky to have done that!
I can live with that.
Ira...will need a makeover. He got MCL too, clever thing.
Arcadia's hair has a mind of it's own, and is waving goodbye. Bree asked her to move into the house so the next generation can move on in there on the cheap.
Bree's turn! Summa Cum Laude for her!0
Oh, you so need a makeover.
Next - generation two begins!
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