House of Trouser, 3.00
So here are our freshly aged up college students, with Kerry as heir.
And here's Ira dropping off flowers for Bree, only a few years too late.
So we sign the kids up for their majors, trying to give them something to suit their LTWs.
Charlene takes up Physics, Henry and Skye go into Drama, and Kerry gets Literature.
And the first thing they do once they choose their rooms?
Sunbathe. In autumn.
Henry find it hard to adjust to not being picked heir college life.
Especially with transparent dormies who want to get knocked up.
In an effort to keep the heir happy, and to perhaps meet a future spouse, Kerry heads off to the Student Centre and buys an MP3 player.
And finds Addison McGraw, who she is head over heels for.
Though she's not sure about his ability to father genetically acceptable children.
Kerry finds flirting hard.
But it works!
"Mom! Guess what? I finally snogged someone!"
Henry is the only one upset about their dad and Jiggly Puff getting it on, and in fact hates both of them. Which is funny, because everyone else doesn't care about the cheating at all.
This could be from some farmyard calendar, yes?
"Dude, I am totally old enough to be doing this!"
Aww, so sweet.
You know, there's nothing like having your own personal cheer squad for that post coital pick me up.
LLAMA ATTACK!
Hmm, blondie is cute...
But let's snare the stinky redhead instead!
Now that she's got the pesky problem of future spouse out of the way, the kids move out of the dorm their parents met in, into the house their parents lived in for the rest of their uni years.
Including sharing with Arcadia, our handy placeholder sim. Henry does some experimenting in college and tries out the girls...including a girl his uncle Connor did.
Please don't mind the exploding sims outside.
I'd sent a bunch of townies to uni ages ago, with the intent of playing them, but that never happened, so I figured I'd send them out into the world as adults.
Marsha Bruneig quite likes my science experiment.
The girls discover the joy of the piano, while Henry discovers the joys of Arcadia.
They do this. A lot. I'm not sure why, but they'll just stop, point and laugh. I don't think Skye's all that funny, but I'm obviously not in on the joke.
Shanna was enthralled with Henry's lecture about the benefits of gaming and how it CAN improve your sex life. They were there all day. Literally.
Please meet Professor Grayson Kimbrell. He stopped by one day to say hi...
Because he hates Skye. He just turned up and started insulting her and arguing with her. Dude, this is NOT the way to handle the situation if you have a problem with a student!
Oh, hi really old Connor! I do like how he says hi to Henry as he sneaks on in.
Kerry and Henry look on amused, as Connor pulls a large bag out of his butt. I guess haemorrhoids have some use after all.
Dude, Goatse has nothing on you.
A hot tub?? I'm guessing this was a gift for Arcadia, but, wow! You turn up at the house you used to live in, to give an old flame a hot tub? Weirdo.
I had no idea that the two mascots were in the house at all, until I looked over and saw that someone was fighting!
It's nice to see that some genetic traits breed true. Staring at your family members while they're on the toilet is an old family favourite.
And staring at your family member who's staring at your other family member while that family member is on the toilet...while you're naked in the shower is the new twist these guys add to it.
Kerry: Girl, you can wash and wash, but you'll still look like shit!
Now that Henry's switched to girls, he's quite fascinated with boobs. But please, NOT your sister's!!
Henry: OMG I'M HUNGRY FOR BOOBS BUT NOT THAT HUNGRY!
This is the beginning of "Arcadia is a flaming moron".
Arcadia: Ugh, not that one. Peen only, please!
Arcadia: I AM SO HUNGRY. I AM SO TIRED. I AM SO STUPID.
Arcadia: SEE??
So she keeps climbing into bed to sleep, then gets up, bitches she's hungry, bitches she's tired, goes back to bed.
Even when there's pizza available.
Walking the two steps over and picking up the slice, and moving the slice to her mouth is obviously too much work.
Arcadia: Woo!! Go you feisty piano player! WOOO!
Arcadia: Where'd the pizza go??
She spent so long whinging about being hungry and tired, and then cheering for whoever was playing the piano, that she missed out.
So I made her clean it up.
But I was nice enough to send the MunchieBot out for her, and she stuffed her face with some Chinese food. Though I WAS tempted to let her starve. I'm keeping her alive just in case I decide to get her into the family at some point.
Armando: Hmm, I hear you got a lot of money when the old lady died.
Kerry: *plusplus*
Yes, he knows the way to your heart is through your wallet.
Henry gets into ~*the zone*~ at last.
Poor old Skye. She just wants to play that really annoying new music thingie that I don't remember the name of (which she maxed her creativity out on), and the mean old coach turns up and yells at her about how fat she is. Good one, bud!
Charlene: That...looks like a penis. Only smaller. Oo, egg roll!
Arcadia: And so then Henry did this move which was just SO like something that Connor did, and it was totally hot...
Charlene: Uh huh...Oh god someone get me out of here!!
Charlene was then desperate for a date, so we use the crystal ball and we get...
Zoid Spicoli!!
Who is a surprisingly good dancer!
Charlene likes him a lot, though she does not know why.
HI GHOST ALLEGRA! I SEE DEATH MADE YOU HIS CHEERLEADER!
Hey, don't blame Skye, she wasn't even born when you died!
Zoid was more shocked by the salacious gossip about Addison, than by Allegra trying to possess him.
Zoid: I'll be your best friend if you let me stick it in you!
Well that's just bad timing. No sex for you!
Charlene: Now I've made the Dean's List, would you like to make mine?
Aww, popped cherries.
You are one creepy kisser.
Kerry FINALLY rolled the want to do something uni related. This was the FIRST time that any of them had a uni related want. They'd managed alright just by going to class and the exam, but man, it took quite a few semesters for any of them to care. I've never had so many sims who WANTED to go to uni, not care about it at all once they were there.
It's probably better to empty the trash compacter before you stick your head in it, Henry.
DANCE SPAM!
Clearly, the DJ is impressed with her moves.
/END DANCE SPAM
Kerry: Dang, all that dancing makes me wanna go and get knocked up.
Kerry: I have the finest breasts known to mankind.
You're getting into the music way too much there, Kevin.
So, after she lost the Dance Contest (which was why we were there), she headed upstairs, because she KNEW someone had left their meal behind. She also found the host guy far too hot for my liking.
Student Living tip #84: Eat someone else's left overs. Free meal!
Henry looks like a monkey. A glowing monkey, but a monkey all the same.
Kerry: These breasts deserve the perfect wedding dress to show them off.
Shanna: What on earth is this??
Shanna: Who cares? CHEERGASM!
Somewhere along the lines, the kids get the chance to change their aspriation, and I figure, why not. So I rerolled them all, and their stats are now as follows:
Charlene - Knowledge/Family - Become Mad Scientist
Henry - Popularity/Romance - Become Media Magnate
Kerry - Romance/Fortune - Become the Law
Skye - Romance/Pleasure - Become Hand of Poseidon
Woo, all career based LTWs! Not that anyone but Kerry's matter.
So I decide that we shouldn't pin all our hopes on Addison - a girl has to date around, you know? So we use the good old crystal ball, and we open up Kerry's dating field by adding women (because she does swing both ways), and who do we get?
Agatha Spicoli! simmiesworld is trying to take over my Trousers!
Wait, that sounds wrong.
simmiesworld is trying to get into my Trousers!!
heh.
I don't know who I'm more tempted by. Agatha or Zoid. Maybe we should do both, hmm...
Kerry: I'm thinking of having my breasts immortalised in statuary. would you like to see them?
Henry: Maybe I shouldn't be here for this conversation...but I just can't pull myself away...
Agatha: That line is older than your mother! You don't need fancy lines to impress me!
Agatha, I see what you're doing!
Please don't be impaling Kerry with your nose :(
Agatha: You've got me gushing like a shower, honey!
She's totally into you, and you're bored? Girl, you're not doing it right.
Kerry: I just can't bring myself to use another lame line. Can we just go have sex already?
Well, that worked.
CHARLENE IS CREEPY
/CREEPY CHARLENE
Agatha: So, would you like to show me some of your fancier learnings?
And she did, people.
Skilling up the old fashioned way was taking too long, and I'd never used this thing before, so Kerry attacked the cow about four times. Woo!
There's no need to be THAT mean to him!!
Also, I renovated and added another floor. These uni kids live in style!
What drugs are you guys on??
Kerry: What's this shiny thing?
Apparently, the cow holds a grudge, because he attacked her.
But he lost, hah!
And then Kerry walked up the invisible stairs I must've put in the back yard.
I'm thinking that my neighbourhood may start imploding soon :( People keep being shocked/surprised by stuff that didn't surprise them before, they don't recognise things properly, they walk up stairs that aren't there, they keep moving through other sims, and back in the Trouser house proper, too many people have that squiggly thought bubble of doom. :( Any advice on how to fix it would be great.
What's that you're laughing at Kerry?
Skye eating her lunch? Oh yes, that's hilarious.
Kerry STILL wants to win a dance contest, so off she goes to another club to try again. She meets up with her cousin, Mario. Yes, he is funny to look at.
See?
She tried for woohoo...and failed.
Not with Mario!
But with Tilly, who lives in the Brothel I set up but haven't used. You have to PAY to have sex with hookers! DUH!
This is the first time I've seen a townie autonomously get their photo taken. I just wanted to share.
Seduce that Sprout Flora!
...where to?? You're a townie! You don't have a house!
So it seems that Goopy and Malcolm Landgraab IV don't like each other much.
But Kerry and Sprout don't even don't even notice them.
Mrs Crumplebottom, however, sees all. No dust cloud can stop her!
Mrs Crumplebottom: Take that you flagrant hussy! I ought to put you over my knee and spank you!
Kerry: ...I could go for that.
And for those curious, Goopy kicked ass.
Shanna: GO YOU FILTHY MACHINE GO! *CHEERGASM*
Kerry: Alright! I love it when we get bills!
Weirdo.
You rock it, girl!
lulwut?? you mean the mascot outfit isn't too hot for summer, but it's not warm enough for winter??
IT'S FINALLY OVER! (we may or may not have sped throug this.)
In case you're wondering, they all passed, between 3.4 and 3.8. I know, you were beside yourself with worry.
That's it Charlene, you aged up in your pyjamas, what are you laughing at??
Not bad, Henry.
THAT Point and Laugh is very well deserved.
Do none of you realise that it's winter? Not one of you is dressed appropriately. No shoes?? Crazy bitch.
And that's it for the uni years - next, the baby making! Also, what is going on in the Trouser house?
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