May your relationship always be bright, shiny, sharp, useful, and ending in something delicious! And blood-free.
-- antarcticlust and I, along with schmecky, have decided to throw tradition to the wind and re-invent knives as a proper wedding gift ( Read more... )

infloresence introduced me to this delightful collection of passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers, which has an lj syndication feed at panfrncas. This one isn't so passive, and has a lovely diagram to make the guy's point:


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I am an American, and as an American, I feel it is my sworn duty to bastardize anything ever created by any other culture.
-- blozor

I might be emotionally scarred by skiing. Sledding is more my speed. I will attempt a killer-looking hill as long as I'm sitting on my ass.
-- galenamoon

vacation + fornication, not masturbation, is literary motivation.
-- anarmyofcamp ( Read more... )

Female student: I have a question -- what is the plural for 'clitoris'?
Professor: That is a great question.
(It is 'clitorides.')

Viking kittens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gina227 made me aware of Emergency Kindness, a nonprofit organization dedicated to providing emergency contraception for women in need.
Emergency Kindness is run by a team of "Janes" spread ( Read more... )

"It’s unacceptable to think that there’s any kind of comparison between the behavior of the United States of America and the action of Islamic extremists who kill innocent women and children to achieve an objective. -- pResident George "Shock n' Awe" Bush, quoted by the Tennessee Guerrilla WomenMy question is this: When the fuck will we get around ( Read more... )

I've started a trend! Hop on over to see a great round-up from blozor (two of which, I might add, weren't said by me, but were snagged via stuff in my lj).

You look like a hippie. And where ever there is a hippie, there is a crime. Even if that crime hasn't happened yet. --police officer in Grand Theft Parsons, the most awesome independent ( Read more... )

[via blozor]: I occasionally receive IMs from people who ask “why do I have you on my buddy list?” Most of the time I don’t have them on my buddy list, so I have no idea why I am on theirs. I will make up something like “I bought weed from your mom” or “You! You owe me back child support!” and then I never hear from them again. Mission accomplished. In ( Read more... )

"If you drive 40 they act like you're destroying the progress of Western Civilization." My Dad explaining the technical speed limit and the recommended actual speed on Douglas Pike, during the rush hour when all the people late for work at Fidelity and other yuppie Smithfield places of business are trying to get to work. He was telling Madeleine ( Read more... )