Jeff and I drove around the desert last night selecting my fantasy properties on which to have wind power and live with as many cats as I want ( Read more... )

Giz: *scanning the yahoo! main page headlines*
Giz: New Guns N' Roses Tracks Leaked Online...??
Giz: *turns to Jeff*
Giz: As in...
Giz: Ready. Go.
Jeff: I've already got SoulSeek loading.

May your relationship always be bright, shiny, sharp, useful, and ending in something delicious! And blood-free.
-- antarcticlust and I, along with schmecky, have decided to throw tradition to the wind and re-invent knives as a proper wedding gift ( Read more... )

me:  Hey, I want to form a recorder trio.
Jeff:  Okay...
me:  It'll be you, me, and
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Max: Hey, so I read this ad in the Daily Orange. I can get $5,000 for donating my eggs.
Max: Can I do this? Is this bad?
Me: Meh. You can get $30,000 for carrying it to term as a surrogate, you know.

Me: Hey, what're you up to?
Max: Just dancing.
Me: Dancing how? Like, Dance, Dance, Revolution or some shit?
Max: No, just by myself. In my room.
Max: To Bob Dylan.
Me: You're weird. I mean, I'm weird, but I wouldn't even admit that.
Max: Also to some Tilly and the Wall.
Me: ...
Max: You can post about this. I don't mind.

Jeff took me to see The Brian Jonestown Massacre last night at the Echoplex.

Courtesy of KCRW, we dined at Frankie's on Melrose. I had the best meatballs of my life, Jeff had some squid-ink pasta, and our cocktails were to die for ( Read more... )

Me: Dude, you know how I know you're gay ( Read more... )

Background ( Read more... )

Blake: Yeah, your name might be lucky, but I don't think you are going to be very lucky, Lucky ( Read more... )