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May your relationship always be bright, shiny, sharp, useful, and ending in something delicious! And blood-free.
-- antarcticlust and I, along with schmecky, have decided to throw tradition to the wind and re-invent knives as a proper wedding gift ( Read more... )

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blozor recently presented us with the saga of two cows, as culled from an internet message board. I put in a personal request and he gave me the MORMONISM maxim ( Read more... )

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Notes on "Sweet Child O' Mine," as Delivered to Axl Rose by His Editor, via McSweeney's. Thanks to somethinghead for his ever-vigilant Axl-watch work.

Here are my favorite parts:

Reminds me of childhood memories-Redundant. You either have a memory or you're reminded of something. You're not reminded of a memory. Heavy-metal fans won't stand for such writing ( Read more... )

theepth pointed me in the direction of The 8 Phases of Goatse (safe for work; just reaction photos and psychological counseling to help you through the stages). This is a must-click!

USPS will be helping Star Wars celebrate its 30th anniversary. With. R2-D2. Wrapped. Mailboxes. [Ready. Go.]

Freakonomics Blog reports on a controversial new idea: ( Read more... )