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One of high school friends posted this on his FB and I keep falling out of my chair boggling at it all ( Read more... )

Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, a review rejected by the Hipster Book Club! (For cogent reasons pertaining to the subject matter.)

If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer
By: The Goldman Family (Author), Pablo F. Fenjves (Foreword), Dominick Dunne (Afterword)


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Valerie Plame for head of the CIA!
-- eh_notsomuch was playing "Fantasy Democratic Cabinet" on her commute home the other day. Plame leads her draft picks, which include John Edwards for Attorney General and Joe Biden for Secretary of State.Congratulations, Dina Lohan. Now you just need to start pumping Agrippina full of catnip and making him work 12 hour ( Read more... )

May your relationship always be bright, shiny, sharp, useful, and ending in something delicious! And blood-free.
-- antarcticlust and I, along with schmecky, have decided to throw tradition to the wind and re-invent knives as a proper wedding gift ( Read more... )

I have the flu. I cried at the doctor's last night. My brain is so cloudy and I've been unable to do anything since Sunday. I am behind at life.

Let's all say, "Thank you, galenamoon, for buying Jessica a book on how to massage her cat." I am not making this up. It was on my Amazon wishlist, and it freaking rules. I am sick, so I have plenty of time ( Read more... )

Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch. Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.
-- Bette Davis

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
-- Mae West

There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society, outside of a kennel.
-- Joan Crawford in The WomenMr Maugham, I have ( Read more... )

Let's have a fireside chat about consumer issues.

McDonald's Tries In Vain to Re-Invent Their Name
All I have to say is keep my chicken finger prices down and stop fighting losing battles. The word has only been in the English language for two decades, but the hamburger chain McDonald's would like to see the word "McJob" McEliminated from the ( Read more... )

Many film buffs label Jessica Rabbit a "Frankenstein of film goddesses": with a Lauren Bacall-ish speaking voice, Betty Grable's legs, Marilyn Monroe's torso and buttocks, Jayne Mansfield's breasts, Veronica Lake's hairstyle, Rita Hayworth's hair color, Marlene Dietrich's eyes, and a Judy Garland-like singing voice.


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I discovered the BEAST's annual Most Loathsome People list last year. Let's see who they list as The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2006:

Jesus Christ: May not have existed, and if he did, probably wasn't even American, but more of a dark-hued Jewish dwarf. A hygienically challenged hairball who rarely bathed or brushed his teeth. If ( Read more... )