I have the flu
I have the flu. I cried at the doctor's last night. My brain is so cloudy and I've been unable to do anything since Sunday. I am behind at life.
Let's all say, "Thank you, galenamoon, for buying Jessica a book on how to massage her cat." I am not making this up. It was on my Amazon wishlist, and it freaking rules. I am sick, so I have plenty of time to molest the cats with massage techniques. The book's author is whacked out of her mind, but the basic technique is a very good one.
Madeleine says, "Heath Ledger stop being dead, okaythanks."
Let's all say, "Thank you, galenamoon, for buying Jessica a book on how to massage her cat." I am not making this up. It was on my Amazon wishlist, and it freaking rules. I am sick, so I have plenty of time to molest the cats with massage techniques. The book's author is whacked out of her mind, but the basic technique is a very good one.
Madeleine says, "Heath Ledger stop being dead, okaythanks."