Classic putdowns from famous women

Jan 12, 2008 15:08

Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch. Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.
-- Bette Davis

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
-- Mae West

There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society, outside of a kennel.
-- Joan Crawford in The Women

Mr Maugham, I have two words left to say to you, and the second one is "off."
-- Tallulah Bankhead to Somerset Maugham (after been turned down for one of his plays)

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker

Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
-- Mae West

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
-- Dorothy Parker on Katharine Hepburn's acting abilities

Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater.
-- Bette Davis on Jayne Mansfield

[via The Guardian]

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