tt, what's our latest bet on Chinese Democracy? Before or after you move the hell out of this desert and I have no friends?

Many have tried, but so far nobody has been able to pry the decade-in-the-works Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy from the hands of lone remaining original member Axl Rose.

Now, Dr Pepper thinks it's up to the challenge ( Read more... )

Jeff swears he was not typing help i want to buy a unicorn sweatshirt into Google when he found the ugliest sweatshirt ever. No, this is not a vintage relic from the Salvation Army. This is a new sweatshirt printed just for you.


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The Moral Majority is neither and Focus on The Family does not, but that does not slow them down much.
-- musashi270

My brain is so overloaded right now. I'm doing shit in seven different windows including half a dozen AIM conversations. If Madeleine shows up and asks me how the internet works or something my brain is going to eat itself.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAGIZMA!
Sincewe can't be with you to celebrate your awesome, sexy,ass-kicking, name-taking, hard-rocking, geek-hot, fun-loving,hilarious, and ruby-cock-toting self, Jeremy and I designed this:


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"If you drive 40 they act like you're destroying the progress of Western Civilization." My Dad explaining the technical speed limit and the recommended actual speed on Douglas Pike, during the rush hour when all the people late for work at Fidelity and other yuppie Smithfield places of business are trying to get to work. He was telling Madeleine ( Read more... )