"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns kick ass."

[lagizma]

Jeff swears he was not typing help i want to buy a unicorn sweatshirt into Google when he found the ugliest sweatshirt ever. No, this is not a vintage relic from the Salvation Army. This is a new sweatshirt printed just for you.



Don't fear - you can buy this unicorn on a lot of ugly-ass shit.

In other t-shirt related news, here's a shout out to jackshoegazer and mrbungle: Beards. They grow on you.

[link credit: helpimarock, when he wasn't surfing for new unicorn sweatshirts]