Trader Vics is now a swanky poolside lounge with $14 cocktails, rather than the cheesy tiki bar with $14 cocktails that it used to be.
schmecky's recent Beverly Hills restaurant review“Some have suggested our new sound will be influenced by the current popular music trends. Our fans will be pleased to know that it’s still 1989 to us: Bush is president, the ( Read more... )

Jeff swears he was not typing help i want to buy a unicorn sweatshirt into Google when he found the ugliest sweatshirt ever. No, this is not a vintage relic from the Salvation Army. This is a new sweatshirt printed just for you.


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I want to out a sign up at my desk that says "What would you do to solve your problem if I was not here? Good. Go try that."
--schmeckyTheir biggest claim to fame will be blaming online file-sharing for their perceived declining album sales despite the fact that their self-titled album is one of the greatest selling albums of all time and even the ( Read more... )

"tom, why didn't that work order get finished?"
"a unicorn f*cked up my computer"

"tom, why is there a dead body in your trunk?"
"i dunno, i guess a unicorn did it"
-- tt's response to me teasing his entire state because a man is claiming that a unicorn was driving when his car hit a light post in Billings, MTI can assure you that your company's ( Read more... )

From helpimarock: Choose a band / artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs. La Giz, however, doesn't really dig following directions, so she answered not just on song titles, but on the overall meaning of songs. So be a fan or lose out. The artist = Guns N Roses

Describe Yourself: Sweet Child O Mine

How do some people feel about you: My Michelle ( Read more... )

Jeff and I came up with the ultimate way to introduce infloresence to the US: dinner at Outback Steakhouse. What more could she need? Faux Australian setting! Red meat!

The only way to improve the experience would be to get a fundamentalism sermon going on at the same time. I'll work on that.

Tell me about that to which you are referring, Willis!
-- a Diff'rent Strokes gem from blozor's Rejected Catchphrase post (complete with photos; this is a must-read, people)

Life is my trigger.
-- sliding_doors

I heard Paris Hilton was going to shave her cooch because more people see that than Britney's face anyway.
-- helpimarockSave for people who have to go to work or ( Read more... )

I haven't done a round-up in ages. So here we go:

I know there is at least one of you out there who will enjoy this Wiki tool to view the top 100 pages on Wikipedia at any given time. You can even pull historical data.

Via mrbungle, a link to the hilariously profanity-laden "rant" from the lowest ranked player in Madden '07: Hi, John, my name is Ethan ( Read more... )

The meaning of Columbus day, from helpimarock
Some Italian dick came over here and killed a bunch of people in the 15th century. Whatever.

All girls secretly want penises, as evidenced by

zenithblue: I'm really glad I'm not the only person in the world who has that "if I had a penis" thought from time to time. I'd totally pee everywhere, and maybe go try to get ( Read more... )