Tell me about that to which you are referring, Willis!
-- a Diff'rent Strokes gem from blozor's Rejected Catchphrase post (complete with photos; this is a must-read, people)

Life is my trigger.
-- sliding_doors

I heard Paris Hilton was going to shave her cooch because more people see that than Britney's face anyway.
-- helpimarockSave for people who have to go to work or ( Read more... )

The meaning of Columbus day, from helpimarock
Some Italian dick came over here and killed a bunch of people in the 15th century. Whatever.

All girls secretly want penises, as evidenced by

zenithblue: I'm really glad I'm not the only person in the world who has that "if I had a penis" thought from time to time. I'd totally pee everywhere, and maybe go try to get ( Read more... )