Quotes which have inspired me to write volume two of the Urinal Diaries
The meaning of Columbus day, from helpimarock
Some Italian dick came over here and killed a bunch of people in the 15th century. Whatever.
All girls secretly want penises, as evidenced by
zenithblue: I'm really glad I'm not the only person in the world who has that "if I had a penis" thought from time to time. I'd totally pee everywhere, and maybe go try to get someone pregnant. It'd be rad.
Though there's a lot to be said for internalized genitalia. I've never gotten frostbite on my snatch while skiing, for example. I had an ex-boyfriend with a very unpleasant experience in that department.
Not the snatch department. The frostbite department. Just to be clear.
sliding_doors: i'd cocksmack people all the time if i had a penis. it would be awesome
choogy: i always thought the ice in the urinal was a composition of urinal cakes in a fun shape. i never stopped to think that it was really ice. man i wish i had a penis.
Exercise advice from scarredbyitall
My philosophy is a person shouldn't run unless she's being chased by an axe murderer. Or the police.
A physics challenge from bruisexviolet83
i want to defenstrate the world.
Some Italian dick came over here and killed a bunch of people in the 15th century. Whatever.
All girls secretly want penises, as evidenced by
zenithblue: I'm really glad I'm not the only person in the world who has that "if I had a penis" thought from time to time. I'd totally pee everywhere, and maybe go try to get someone pregnant. It'd be rad.
Though there's a lot to be said for internalized genitalia. I've never gotten frostbite on my snatch while skiing, for example. I had an ex-boyfriend with a very unpleasant experience in that department.
Not the snatch department. The frostbite department. Just to be clear.
sliding_doors: i'd cocksmack people all the time if i had a penis. it would be awesome
choogy: i always thought the ice in the urinal was a composition of urinal cakes in a fun shape. i never stopped to think that it was really ice. man i wish i had a penis.
Exercise advice from scarredbyitall
My philosophy is a person shouldn't run unless she's being chased by an axe murderer. Or the police.
A physics challenge from bruisexviolet83
i want to defenstrate the world.