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From blozor:
Lobotomy: It's like a defenestration for your brain.

A Steven Wright joke relayed by blozor:
“I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.”

Finally, an OkCupid profile update from blozorAlso, I noticed that one of my favorite profiles on OKCupid changed. She used to say " ( Read more... )

tt makes a wickedly inappropriate candy heart collage every year. He's included my favorite vocabulary word for 2007!

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From court9, who has such a high number of other online identities that I highly suspect her of dissociative identity disorder :

My lj friend Jessica is somewhat obsessed with defenestration. I had a dream about it. I’m pretty sure I woke up from the dream laughing because it was specifically about defenestration ( Read more... )

The meaning of Columbus day, from helpimarock
Some Italian dick came over here and killed a bunch of people in the 15th century. Whatever.

All girls secretly want penises, as evidenced by

zenithblue: I'm really glad I'm not the only person in the world who has that "if I had a penis" thought from time to time. I'd totally pee everywhere, and maybe go try to get ( Read more... )

First, your quotes on defenestration:
How about: "If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to defenestrate you." I bet that would strike fear in the hearts of the stupid. It sounds somewhat like a lovely cross between "disembowel" and "castrate." -- blozorOf course, back in the 1600's, one could quite seriously say "I tax fenestrations", when asked what ( Read more... )

I live a fairly clueless life. I listen to Morning Edition on the way to work, All Things Considered on the ride home, and I get five to six emails a week from my totally awesome hippie liberal mom. Republican hubby and I BOTH crack up at The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. When either is especially brilliant, I make sure to remind my non- ( Read more... )

Alright, anyone who has read the last post or has been SAT-verbal-test-educated, here is your challenge ( Read more... )

Being the woefully public school-educated brat that I am, I never learned the meaning of defenestration, which was the subject of the following two journal entries by Max (and the comments are priceless). Max and Jon, of course, had fancy private Catholic school educations:

From 07 July 2005:
Sidereus7: ._. I'm going to go defenestrate myself

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