"Where fads and trends are passed around like venereal diseases"
"tom, why didn't that work order get finished?"
"a unicorn f*cked up my computer"
"tom, why is there a dead body in your trunk?"
"i dunno, i guess a unicorn did it"
-- tt's response to me teasing his entire state because a man is claiming that a unicorn was driving when his car hit a light post in Billings, MT
I can assure you that your company's bottled water is not from the center of the earth. I don't think the solid iron at the center of the earth is very tasty or refreshing. But what the fuck do I know?
-- depravedangel, who is this week desperately in love with Tom (not Tim) Robbins and Matisyahu and hopes neither is the jealous type
Two whole continents populated within the last 200-odd years by English rejects and Irish criminals, plus a host of immigrants. How different could they possibly be?
-- Mattie comparing Australia and the United States
Fucking fake-ass motherfucking steak chomping cuntrags with their yoooonique strine-tainted collywobble restaurant.
-- I really need to steal some of these adjectives in infloresence's review of the authentic Australian-ness of Outback Steakhouse
I feel like someone just splashed a bucket of testosterone all over me.
-- scarredbyitall's review of The 300. Another winner was, "The women were only there to spread their legs and flash their nipples. Or have sex with monstrously disfigured men."
As someone who has applied makeup to unwilling boys, I can attest that sitting atop the subject with your knees gripping his head makes the face a great artistic canvas.
-- me, entertaining musashi270, somethinghead, and zenithblue
Myspace is a place where fads and trends are passed around like venereal diseases.
-- helpimarock
An IM conversation somethinghead had with a friend about his upcoming Easter vacation:
Andy: dude, instead of hiding easter eggs, we could hide beers around my apartment and get drunk that morning
John: lol
Andy: i wanna do it
John: that's an amazing idea
John: and like, the rule is you have to finish the beer before you continue your search
John: we could both hide a six pack or something
Andy: YEA!
Andy: i love it
Andy: happy easter to us
Andy: catholicism rules!
John: and we can toast to Jesus, to be properly respectful and shit
Andy: "here's to jesus, proof that you can't keep a good man down"
John: nice
John: "To Jesus, the only guy hammered worse than us!"
"a unicorn f*cked up my computer"
"tom, why is there a dead body in your trunk?"
"i dunno, i guess a unicorn did it"
-- tt's response to me teasing his entire state because a man is claiming that a unicorn was driving when his car hit a light post in Billings, MT
I can assure you that your company's bottled water is not from the center of the earth. I don't think the solid iron at the center of the earth is very tasty or refreshing. But what the fuck do I know?
-- depravedangel, who is this week desperately in love with Tom (not Tim) Robbins and Matisyahu and hopes neither is the jealous type
Two whole continents populated within the last 200-odd years by English rejects and Irish criminals, plus a host of immigrants. How different could they possibly be?
-- Mattie comparing Australia and the United States
Fucking fake-ass motherfucking steak chomping cuntrags with their yoooonique strine-tainted collywobble restaurant.
-- I really need to steal some of these adjectives in infloresence's review of the authentic Australian-ness of Outback Steakhouse
I feel like someone just splashed a bucket of testosterone all over me.
-- scarredbyitall's review of The 300. Another winner was, "The women were only there to spread their legs and flash their nipples. Or have sex with monstrously disfigured men."
As someone who has applied makeup to unwilling boys, I can attest that sitting atop the subject with your knees gripping his head makes the face a great artistic canvas.
-- me, entertaining musashi270, somethinghead, and zenithblue
Myspace is a place where fads and trends are passed around like venereal diseases.
-- helpimarock
An IM conversation somethinghead had with a friend about his upcoming Easter vacation:
Andy: dude, instead of hiding easter eggs, we could hide beers around my apartment and get drunk that morning
John: lol
Andy: i wanna do it
John: that's an amazing idea
John: and like, the rule is you have to finish the beer before you continue your search
John: we could both hide a six pack or something
Andy: YEA!
Andy: i love it
Andy: happy easter to us
Andy: catholicism rules!
John: and we can toast to Jesus, to be properly respectful and shit
Andy: "here's to jesus, proof that you can't keep a good man down"
John: nice
John: "To Jesus, the only guy hammered worse than us!"