Kittens, football, tents, pigeons, pelicans, death, Wikipedia, war
I haven't done a round-up in ages. So here we go:
I know there is at least one of you out there who will enjoy this Wiki tool to view the top 100 pages on Wikipedia at any given time. You can even pull historical data.
Via mrbungle, a link to the hilariously profanity-laden "rant" from the lowest ranked player in Madden '07: Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.
You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a fucking 12. I rate you a fucking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category.
Kevin Tillman joined the Army with his brother Pat in 2002, and they served together in Iraq and Afghanistan. Pat was killed in Afghanistan on April 22, 2004. Kevin, who was discharged in 2005, has written a powerful, must-read document.
zenithblue sent me kittens, and I am sending them along to helpimarock as an all-natural relaxant:
This unfortunate pigeon got swallowed whole by a pelican, and for some reason, I find that really, really funny:
From galenamoon:
I think this George W. Bush speechwriter tool has potential to be cool, but it didn't have enough phrases for me to make anything really good. Eh.
I know there is at least one of you out there who will enjoy this Wiki tool to view the top 100 pages on Wikipedia at any given time. You can even pull historical data.
Via mrbungle, a link to the hilariously profanity-laden "rant" from the lowest ranked player in Madden '07: Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.
You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a fucking 12. I rate you a fucking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category.
Kevin Tillman joined the Army with his brother Pat in 2002, and they served together in Iraq and Afghanistan. Pat was killed in Afghanistan on April 22, 2004. Kevin, who was discharged in 2005, has written a powerful, must-read document.
zenithblue sent me kittens, and I am sending them along to helpimarock as an all-natural relaxant:
This unfortunate pigeon got swallowed whole by a pelican, and for some reason, I find that really, really funny:
From galenamoon:
I think this George W. Bush speechwriter tool has potential to be cool, but it didn't have enough phrases for me to make anything really good. Eh.