vacation + fornication, not masturbation, is literary motivation
I am an American, and as an American, I feel it is my sworn duty to bastardize anything ever created by any other culture.
-- blozor
I might be emotionally scarred by skiing. Sledding is more my speed. I will attempt a killer-looking hill as long as I'm sitting on my ass.
-- galenamoon
vacation + fornication, not masturbation, is literary motivation.
-- anarmyofcamp
Experience has taught me that you can't underestimate the weird quantities of things your average American will consider fucking.
-- zenithblue. She actually has the experience, too, so I would believe her if I were you.
You're almost cool enough to like it, if only you didn't describe it as "groovy" you'd be set.
-- somethinghead after hearing my response to the Decemberists music he exposed me to
President Bush is expected to nominate the chief lobbyist for the National Association of Manufacturers, Michael Baroody, to chair the Consumer Product Safety Commission.
-- Is it really necessary for me to expound on this sentence?
Upon receiving an honorary degree at Yale in 2001, Bush was quoted as saying, "To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say to you: You, too, can be President of the United States." No, I think in the years since, Bush has proven that a C student should never be President of the United States.
-- blozor
I wish there was a protest we could do to clearly say, Bush, just stop being a twerp.
-- autumnhawk
Bush: Add 23,000 more troops to the recruiting goals you're already failing to meet. You can do this because the war is hugely popular right now and people love and trust the Marines!
Recruiter's Boss: You heard the man! I don't care how you have to do it, get it done!
Recruiter: This is insane! He's delusional! How the hell does he expect this to happen? Hoo-aah!
-- blozor
What amazes me the most about you is your sheer tenacity regarding your own worth. You do not allow anyone else to draw away from the incredible pool of you for too long before they give some back (in whatever way). You, Jessica, are unafraid to be yourself and you fight for your individuality in a sea of people who seem to want to take it away. You refuse to be homogenised.
-- infloresence wishing she could blow me, she loves me so much
Attorney: Oh, god, not her. She is an insufferable hag. Tell her I'm not in the office.
Temp on phone: I'm sorry, ma'am, he's out of the office... Well, I apologize, but he's not here right now... Yes, I'm aware that lying to another attorney is unethical... Ma'am, you did not hear his voice in the background... No, I'm telling you, he's not here... Well, how do you know that was his voice? Couldn't it have been an intern or another attorney? ... Well if it sounded like him, who's to say his son isn't visiting today and that's whose voice you heard? Yes, I'll give him the message. Thank you.
Attorney: So... Have you considered law school?
-- overheardintheoffice
-- blozor
I might be emotionally scarred by skiing. Sledding is more my speed. I will attempt a killer-looking hill as long as I'm sitting on my ass.
-- galenamoon
vacation + fornication, not masturbation, is literary motivation.
-- anarmyofcamp
Experience has taught me that you can't underestimate the weird quantities of things your average American will consider fucking.
-- zenithblue. She actually has the experience, too, so I would believe her if I were you.
You're almost cool enough to like it, if only you didn't describe it as "groovy" you'd be set.
-- somethinghead after hearing my response to the Decemberists music he exposed me to
President Bush is expected to nominate the chief lobbyist for the National Association of Manufacturers, Michael Baroody, to chair the Consumer Product Safety Commission.
-- Is it really necessary for me to expound on this sentence?
Upon receiving an honorary degree at Yale in 2001, Bush was quoted as saying, "To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say to you: You, too, can be President of the United States." No, I think in the years since, Bush has proven that a C student should never be President of the United States.
-- blozor
I wish there was a protest we could do to clearly say, Bush, just stop being a twerp.
-- autumnhawk
Bush: Add 23,000 more troops to the recruiting goals you're already failing to meet. You can do this because the war is hugely popular right now and people love and trust the Marines!
Recruiter's Boss: You heard the man! I don't care how you have to do it, get it done!
Recruiter: This is insane! He's delusional! How the hell does he expect this to happen? Hoo-aah!
-- blozor
What amazes me the most about you is your sheer tenacity regarding your own worth. You do not allow anyone else to draw away from the incredible pool of you for too long before they give some back (in whatever way). You, Jessica, are unafraid to be yourself and you fight for your individuality in a sea of people who seem to want to take it away. You refuse to be homogenised.
-- infloresence wishing she could blow me, she loves me so much
Attorney: Oh, god, not her. She is an insufferable hag. Tell her I'm not in the office.
Temp on phone: I'm sorry, ma'am, he's out of the office... Well, I apologize, but he's not here right now... Yes, I'm aware that lying to another attorney is unethical... Ma'am, you did not hear his voice in the background... No, I'm telling you, he's not here... Well, how do you know that was his voice? Couldn't it have been an intern or another attorney? ... Well if it sounded like him, who's to say his son isn't visiting today and that's whose voice you heard? Yes, I'll give him the message. Thank you.
Attorney: So... Have you considered law school?
-- overheardintheoffice