You look like a hippie. And where ever there is a hippie, there is a crime.
I've started a trend! Hop on over to see a great round-up from blozor (two of which, I might add, weren't said by me, but were snagged via stuff in my lj).
You look like a hippie. And where ever there is a hippie, there is a crime. Even if that crime hasn't happened yet. --police officer in Grand Theft Parsons, the most awesome independent film of the century (or the week, since I just watched it)
If this is where you tell me that our shared night of passion during the drunken night of G&R karaoke produced a lovechild ... all I have to say is that ... "You can have anything you want, but you better not take it from me." --davidgallaher1 when I asked him about having biological children of his own
Apparently BuckCherry's lead singer didn't die and it looks like your man Slash is to blame for them not making any albums the past 4 years. I can't believe he passed on this guy for a flake like Weiland. --E being snarky to me after he told me the new Buckcherry album ruled and I told him I was sure their lead singer had died (E also agreed that he originally thought the guy was dead, too)
Feel not guilty for sending bugs too their doom. It is why the exist, for our smiting pleasure. --Mattie, as always, making me feel better about myself
The world is an oyster. Kind of salty, came from the ocean. Remember that. --jackshoegazer, in musings on life
Now, if ninjas had flags - and president Bush was photographed with one of those - that would be just mad cool. --deardeedle in response to my insane conversation with a guy who is pissed that Bush was photographed with a pirate flag (Skull & Bones Yalie picture)
"Stingrayed through the heart, and you're to blame! You give 'Crikey!' a bad name!" --blozorquoting his favorite apathetic, cynical forum
Then the three of us walked down the pier and looked at the ocean by night and watched a pelican swallow a fish whole, which was pretty interesting even if the pelican wasn't a celebrity so I couldn't claim a celebrity sighting. --scarredbyitall in a trip report about the Los Angeles area
The Golden Rule Doesn't Apply to Telecommunications, Lady
Old woman, to woman talking on Bluetooth headset: Excuse me, but are you talking to yourself?
Woman just looks at her and keeps talking.
Old woman: No, seriously! Are you talking to yourself? Because, if you are, you should be nicer to yourself.
Our Shopping Strategy and Our Foreign Policy Are Diametrically Opposed
10-Year-Old boy, whining: But, Daaad, why not?!
Southern tourist dad: Because. And I told you before: we do not go in stores with names we can't pronounce!
I Did. You Look Fabulous
Anorexic JAP #1: You look really good in that new swimsuit.
Anorexic JAP #2: I wish I could say the same to you, but you look a little pugdy around the hips.
Anorexic JAP #1: Why don't you just do what I did? Lie.
A Benign Autopsy Is Just Getting Felt Up
Woman on cell: They just did an autopsy on my mother...What?...Yeah...Autopsy...No, she didn't fuckin' die, you asshole. An autopsy! Yeah! On my mother! It's benign...Okay, listen, man, next time I'm watching CSI, you need to shut the fuck up and watch with me. You can learn shit on there!
Little girl: Daddy! Guess what I am supposed to be!
Dad: You are a crab.
Little girl: Right! Ok, Daddy, now it's your turn.
Dad sits there, talking to his wife.
Little girl: Daddy! You are supposed to be something!
Dad: I am. I am being a cool guy.
Sister #1: You know what Auntie Cathy said last week? She said that, back in the 40's, Aunt Mary was a huge slut! She said, and I quote, "She had the clap so many times it amounted to applause."
Sister #2: And I thought the only hobby she ever had was crocheting those ugly stuffed animals.
Girl #1: So if I get the Big Mac but get a Diet Coke, it won't matter, right?
Girl #2: Yeah, because the Diet Coke has like no calories, so it will be like just eating a hamburger without having anything to drink.
Girl #1: So I won't get fat?
Girl #2: No, totally not.
You look like a hippie. And where ever there is a hippie, there is a crime. Even if that crime hasn't happened yet. --police officer in Grand Theft Parsons, the most awesome independent film of the century (or the week, since I just watched it)
If this is where you tell me that our shared night of passion during the drunken night of G&R karaoke produced a lovechild ... all I have to say is that ... "You can have anything you want, but you better not take it from me." --davidgallaher1 when I asked him about having biological children of his own
Apparently BuckCherry's lead singer didn't die and it looks like your man Slash is to blame for them not making any albums the past 4 years. I can't believe he passed on this guy for a flake like Weiland. --E being snarky to me after he told me the new Buckcherry album ruled and I told him I was sure their lead singer had died (E also agreed that he originally thought the guy was dead, too)
Feel not guilty for sending bugs too their doom. It is why the exist, for our smiting pleasure. --Mattie, as always, making me feel better about myself
The world is an oyster. Kind of salty, came from the ocean. Remember that. --jackshoegazer, in musings on life
Now, if ninjas had flags - and president Bush was photographed with one of those - that would be just mad cool. --deardeedle in response to my insane conversation with a guy who is pissed that Bush was photographed with a pirate flag (Skull & Bones Yalie picture)
"Stingrayed through the heart, and you're to blame! You give 'Crikey!' a bad name!" --blozorquoting his favorite apathetic, cynical forum
Then the three of us walked down the pier and looked at the ocean by night and watched a pelican swallow a fish whole, which was pretty interesting even if the pelican wasn't a celebrity so I couldn't claim a celebrity sighting. --scarredbyitall in a trip report about the Los Angeles area
The Golden Rule Doesn't Apply to Telecommunications, Lady
Old woman, to woman talking on Bluetooth headset: Excuse me, but are you talking to yourself?
Woman just looks at her and keeps talking.
Old woman: No, seriously! Are you talking to yourself? Because, if you are, you should be nicer to yourself.
Our Shopping Strategy and Our Foreign Policy Are Diametrically Opposed
10-Year-Old boy, whining: But, Daaad, why not?!
Southern tourist dad: Because. And I told you before: we do not go in stores with names we can't pronounce!
I Did. You Look Fabulous
Anorexic JAP #1: You look really good in that new swimsuit.
Anorexic JAP #2: I wish I could say the same to you, but you look a little pugdy around the hips.
Anorexic JAP #1: Why don't you just do what I did? Lie.
A Benign Autopsy Is Just Getting Felt Up
Woman on cell: They just did an autopsy on my mother...What?...Yeah...Autopsy...No, she didn't fuckin' die, you asshole. An autopsy! Yeah! On my mother! It's benign...Okay, listen, man, next time I'm watching CSI, you need to shut the fuck up and watch with me. You can learn shit on there!
Little girl: Daddy! Guess what I am supposed to be!
Dad: You are a crab.
Little girl: Right! Ok, Daddy, now it's your turn.
Dad sits there, talking to his wife.
Little girl: Daddy! You are supposed to be something!
Dad: I am. I am being a cool guy.
Sister #1: You know what Auntie Cathy said last week? She said that, back in the 40's, Aunt Mary was a huge slut! She said, and I quote, "She had the clap so many times it amounted to applause."
Sister #2: And I thought the only hobby she ever had was crocheting those ugly stuffed animals.
Girl #1: So if I get the Big Mac but get a Diet Coke, it won't matter, right?
Girl #2: Yeah, because the Diet Coke has like no calories, so it will be like just eating a hamburger without having anything to drink.
Girl #1: So I won't get fat?
Girl #2: No, totally not.