Round 6 (winter): Asylum, Day 6: mswn

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Round 6 (winter): Asylum, Day 6

May 21, 2012 17:50

DAY 1 & 2 | DAY 3 & 4 | DAY 5
BONUS: Tang Backstory
Previously, at the Tang Center for Wellness and Rehabilitation: Dr. Jamie Tang was welcomed to town by her local celebrity twin sister and got right to work trying to cure her six nutty patients; Marty Pistachio proved to be the resident Casanova, getting it on with both Dorothy Brazil and Lulu Almond; Jory Pecan showed he'd learned nothing from the Surgeon General's recommendations on spf; Phil Filbert was both tired and hungry for a long time; and we lost our first patient, the adorable but confused Gabby Cashew. Let's see how they're doing as the sun rises on Day 6 of their treatment.

I'd say they look relatively happy! (Some more than others...)
Jory: "Sooo... happy..."

Though Marty may be struggling due to his inability to make any progress on his Hall of Famer LTW, a quick look at (one of) his lady love(s) perks him right up, and he's able to get on with his morning in better spirits.

Jamie Tang is working her way up the Science career, her ultimate goal being to find some new drug that might allow her patients to cope on their own outside the relative safety of the treatment center.

She's dedicated to her work, but she has to admit that it's nice to get away from time to time.
Jamie Tang: Smell ya later, suckas...!

Marty: *has uncanny feeling that their doctor doesn't love them anymore*

That's okay. He'll just eat his feelings.

But not there.

Tee hee. <3

Less cute: this. I hate it when they do this!

Phil... please...

SIGH. In fairness to him, though, they do say that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

Dorothy: Ha, try to take my man, will you?

D: Owo.

Dorothy, I think this may be something of a Pyrrhic victory for you:

Case in point... (Lulu looks like someone who always sleeps like a baby, doesn't she? Her woo-hoo with Marty has her in platinum aspiration, too.)

Marty: *finds your debilitating angst amusing*

Jory: Surely this shower will help sate my terrible, terrible hunger...

Lulu: *Marty-butt*

Phil: "Whatcha got goin' on over here? Oh, Marty-butt?"

P: "Don't mind if I do!"

P: "Hey, wait, where are you going? I think this is about to get really good over here! ....Okay! Your loss!"

Lulu: *has a plan*

Marty: "ZOMG, sexxy!"
Lulu: Exxxcellent... Muahahaha.
Phil: "No, that's cool, you guys. I'll just be over here."

P: "...havin' my own awesome fun time."

P: Curse you, evil vixen. You've won this round!

Jory: "You were thinking about how hot Lulu is, too?"
Phil: "...Something like that."

J: "She's just sweet as a daisy, isn't she?"
P: "Ummmmmmm..."

P: "...uhhhhh..."

Awkward.

Phil: "Marty! Why are you doing this to me? Has our time together meant nothing to you? Marty! I'm talking to you!"

P: "Oh god, my life!"

Marty: *sobs* "I've made... so many... mistaaaaaaakeessss!"

Dorothy: "Whoa. Heyyy guys, what's going on?"

Time for group therapy.

Jamie Tang: "I understand that a number of you have been having issues with a certain someone in the group. Ahem."

Dorothy: "It just seems to me that some people can't keep their dirty tramp mouths off of other people's boyfriends. So I've heard."

Lulu: "Whaa?"
Marty: *giggle*

M: "I'd like to take a moment to address the rumors about an alleged sex tape that's been circulating around the house."
L: "WhaaaAAATTT?"

M: "Really interested in hearing what everyone thinks of it! I always love to get feedback!"
L: !!!
Jamie Tang: "I think that'll do it for today."

(LOL, his outfit.)

Cute!

Cuter!

Cutest! (Not necessarily in that order. Everyone loves Marty!)

Jamie Tang: "Sis, you would not believe my day. These people are seriously crazy! ...What's that? YES I KNOW WHERE I WORK! Where exactly do you work, hmm?"

bacc: tang, bacc, bacc: asylum, #round 6