Hookups and Emoticons [23]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [23/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga || 15 - Lambs and Bleach || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture || 17 - Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers || 18 - Quotation Marks and Kryptonite || 19 - Sugar-Crack Oxygen and Con-men || 20 - Police Officers and Starting Over || 21 - Butterfly Hunting and Rainbow Deer || 22 - Pinky Swears and Passionate Love Adventures ||
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Chapter 23: Helmets and Dumb Logic
November 27, Friday, 4:20PM
***Maximini has signed in
***Kibum has signed in
Kibum: ...?
Maximini: ...No.
Kibum: !
Maximini: Yeah, I know.
Kibum: !!
Maximini: Yeah, I get it. You don't have to remind me.
Kibum: Why?
Maximini: Cuz Junsu's a jerk
Kibum: ...
Maximini: I told you it wouldn't work
Kibum: So now what?
Maximini: I go to Daeshim's house tomorrow.
Kibum: No.
Maximini: I have to. We have to collaborate on this project whether you and I like it or not. And I want an A.
Kibum: Your house?
Maximini: Absolutely not. I'm not bringing my high school life home. Junsu would have a field day if he found out.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Yes he would! He'd love to know that he's not the only one making my life miserable. Knowing that every day, random people throw paper at me from the other side of the classroom and taunt me would be the best thing that's ever happened to him
Kibum: Nuh-uh
Maximini: Yeah-huh!
Kibum: Nuh-uh
Maximini: ...
Maximini: I bet he'd help my bullies
Kibum: No!
Maximini: Yes, he would! I know it. Do you know what he did the other day?? He and Yoochun just burst into my room and clobbered me! Clobbered!
Kibum: ...
Maximini: ...Okay...they didn't clobber me. Yoochun just watched while Junsu took his shirt off and threw shoes at me.
Kibum: .........
Maximini: I did not deserve it! That porn prank should've gotten Yunho expelled. Or worse! Hated by Jaejoong. Yunho deserves to be despised by Jaejoong! Despised!
Kibum: ...
Maximini: ...Don't say that. I'm already depressed as it is. I just found out...he's going on a date with Jaejoong
Kibum: Oh.
Maximini: Yeah. It's kinda official.
Kibum: Give up.
Maximini: Never! I'm a little discouraged now, but tomorrow, I'll wake up with more resolve than ever! I can't let an awesome man like Kim Jaejoong settle for a guy like YUNHO.
Kibum: It's not that bad
Maximini: Yes it is! How is it that YOU don't have a huge crush on Jaejoong???? He's astronomical.
Kibum: No he's not
Maximini: Pssssh! You lie. If not him, then who?
Kibum: ...
Kibum: You
Maximini: Yeah, yeah. You know I don't fall for flattery. It's not gonna help me get through tomorrow
Kibum: I'll go with you.
Maximini: NO. I'm not gonna let you get beat up, too
Kibum: I can help you.
Maximini: NO, man! You think we can just bind together and create a kick-ass duo and go all Jackie-chan on Daeshim and come out alive? That's not realistic and you know it.
Kibum: I don't want you at his house alone.
Maximini: It's too late. Mrs. Yi said we can't change partners. I'm stuck with Daeshim. And we need to gather information together.
Kibum: But...his house....
Maximini: I know, I know, okay? At school, everyone just does all the stupid juvenile pranks and sometimes an occasional shove. Maybe even a small tussle in the hallway and then someone steals my math homework, but usually no one gets violent. But now...I'll be at a bully's house alone. And there's nothing I can do about it. I can't even protect myself. Cuz Junsu's a turd.
Kibum: Don't go.
Maximini: You must not know me very well, best friend. I'm a GENIUS. I need an A+++ or my molecules will spontaneously combust.
Kibum: Steal.
Maximini: Steal what? Junsu's soccer gear? He'd shove forks in my eyes. Besides, I think what I really need is a bike helmet but Junsu doesn't even own a bike.
Kibum: I'll buy a helmet.
Maximini: You're broke.
Kibum: I'll steal a helmet.
Maximini: Ah, stop trying to be the hero. I'll be fine. I'm sure he won't be that rough.
Kibum: Daeshim is pretty violent. He's on the wrestling team.
Maximini: And what? You think he'll just beat the pulp out of me and leave me groveling and crying on his front porch? He's got a kid genius for a partner. He's not gonna completely incapacitate me if he wants to graduate from high school.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Yeah, I know he pointedly told me his parents were going to be out this whole weekend. That doesn't mean he's going to use the whole day to pummel me. He knows I'm gonna get him an A on the project. It's just illogical for him to risk his grade.
Kibum: He's dumb. Dumb people aren't logical
Maximini: Hey! My dad's pretty simple and he's the most logical person I know.
Kibum: Your dad's nice. Daeshim isn't.
Maximini: I'll be fine.
Kibum: No, you won't.
Maximini: ...
Maximini: I'll call you. Just to let you know that I'm okay. Okay?
Kibum: No, you won't.
Maximini: Changmin doesn't lie!
Kibum: You'll tell me you're okay when you're not.
Maximini: I will be okay.
Kibum: No, you won't.
Maximini: Thanks for believing in me
Kibum: I don't want you to get hurt
Maximini: It's inevitable.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Come on. Don't be like that. I need all the positivity I can get. Especially since I'm not going to be using Junsu's spiky soccer shoes to stab Daeshim's head in
Kibum: Ask someone for help.
Maximini: Don't think so~
Kibum: ...
Maximini: That's right, I do have a lot of pride and I admit it. But I don't need anyone's help right now. I've dealt with people picking on me for being a little different and a little too smart for half my life and I can deal with some guy poking at me for a few hours. I'm not asking someone else to fight my battles for me.
Kibum: Just this once.
Maximini: Nope.
Kibum: Please
Maximini: Nope.
Kibum: I'm asking nicely.
Maximini: And I'm declining nicely.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: ...
Kibum: ...Min...
Maximini: *sigh*
Maximini: Just wait til after this project is over. We won't have to any more group work til spring. It'll be just you and me again. Us against the world.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Come on, man! I can't change this! It's gonna happen and if it's gonna happen, I'm gonna let it happen with my head held high. Why are you still fighting me about this?
Kibum: ...
Kibum: I'm scared
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Don't be. I'll be fine. He's just some dumb high school kid with aggression problems. Not a professional hockey player. Those guys are brutal.
Maximini: And they have sticks.
Maximini: Dude...I could find a stick in the park and use it as a weapon....
Kibum: !!
Maximini: Ha! xD Relax! I was kidding.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: If it makes you feel any better, I've been researching kung fu.
Kibum: .........
Maximini: Hey, I'm a genius, remember? If I can't learn a martial art via the internet in 24 hours, then what is my big brain good for?
Kibum: Being a smartass
Maximini: Ha! Right! xD
Kibum: Haha
Maximini: So...are we cool about this?
Kibum: No.
Maximini: *sigh*
Kibum: Meet me right after you leave his house.
Maximini: Okay. When and where?
Kibum: 3:00. Ice cream.
Maximini: Ha. You like Ben and Jerry's more than you like me.
Kibum: Impossible.
Maximini: Liar. xD
Kibum: x]
Kibum: I'm paying
Maximini: You're broke~
Kibum: I'm paying
Maximini: Fine, fine. But I'll only get the cheapest thing on the menu.
Kibum: Okay
Maximini: Well, I've got to finish this research and get home before the library closes.
Kibum: Kay.
Maximini: I'll text you when I get home.
Kibum: Acting class.
Maximini: Oh right. You've got lessons in half an hour. Well, you text me when you get out.
Kibum: Maybe
Maximini: You better!
Kibum: Haha.
Maximini: See you later, Kibum. Happy Friday!
Kibum: x]
***Kibum has signed out
***Maximini has signed out
Chapter 24
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*gives Min cookies*
<3
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [23/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga || 15 - Lambs and Bleach || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture || 17 - Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers || 18 - Quotation Marks and Kryptonite || 19 - Sugar-Crack Oxygen and Con-men || 20 - Police Officers and Starting Over || 21 - Butterfly Hunting and Rainbow Deer || 22 - Pinky Swears and Passionate Love Adventures ||
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Chapter 23: Helmets and Dumb Logic
November 27, Friday, 4:20PM
***Maximini has signed in
***Kibum has signed in
Kibum: ...?
Maximini: ...No.
Kibum: !
Maximini: Yeah, I know.
Kibum: !!
Maximini: Yeah, I get it. You don't have to remind me.
Kibum: Why?
Maximini: Cuz Junsu's a jerk
Kibum: ...
Maximini: I told you it wouldn't work
Kibum: So now what?
Maximini: I go to Daeshim's house tomorrow.
Kibum: No.
Maximini: I have to. We have to collaborate on this project whether you and I like it or not. And I want an A.
Kibum: Your house?
Maximini: Absolutely not. I'm not bringing my high school life home. Junsu would have a field day if he found out.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Yes he would! He'd love to know that he's not the only one making my life miserable. Knowing that every day, random people throw paper at me from the other side of the classroom and taunt me would be the best thing that's ever happened to him
Kibum: Nuh-uh
Maximini: Yeah-huh!
Kibum: Nuh-uh
Maximini: ...
Maximini: I bet he'd help my bullies
Kibum: No!
Maximini: Yes, he would! I know it. Do you know what he did the other day?? He and Yoochun just burst into my room and clobbered me! Clobbered!
Kibum: ...
Maximini: ...Okay...they didn't clobber me. Yoochun just watched while Junsu took his shirt off and threw shoes at me.
Kibum: .........
Maximini: I did not deserve it! That porn prank should've gotten Yunho expelled. Or worse! Hated by Jaejoong. Yunho deserves to be despised by Jaejoong! Despised!
Kibum: ...
Maximini: ...Don't say that. I'm already depressed as it is. I just found out...he's going on a date with Jaejoong
Kibum: Oh.
Maximini: Yeah. It's kinda official.
Kibum: Give up.
Maximini: Never! I'm a little discouraged now, but tomorrow, I'll wake up with more resolve than ever! I can't let an awesome man like Kim Jaejoong settle for a guy like YUNHO.
Kibum: It's not that bad
Maximini: Yes it is! How is it that YOU don't have a huge crush on Jaejoong???? He's astronomical.
Kibum: No he's not
Maximini: Pssssh! You lie. If not him, then who?
Kibum: ...
Kibum: You
Maximini: Yeah, yeah. You know I don't fall for flattery. It's not gonna help me get through tomorrow
Kibum: I'll go with you.
Maximini: NO. I'm not gonna let you get beat up, too
Kibum: I can help you.
Maximini: NO, man! You think we can just bind together and create a kick-ass duo and go all Jackie-chan on Daeshim and come out alive? That's not realistic and you know it.
Kibum: I don't want you at his house alone.
Maximini: It's too late. Mrs. Yi said we can't change partners. I'm stuck with Daeshim. And we need to gather information together.
Kibum: But...his house....
Maximini: I know, I know, okay? At school, everyone just does all the stupid juvenile pranks and sometimes an occasional shove. Maybe even a small tussle in the hallway and then someone steals my math homework, but usually no one gets violent. But now...I'll be at a bully's house alone. And there's nothing I can do about it. I can't even protect myself. Cuz Junsu's a turd.
Kibum: Don't go.
Maximini: You must not know me very well, best friend. I'm a GENIUS. I need an A+++ or my molecules will spontaneously combust.
Kibum: Steal.
Maximini: Steal what? Junsu's soccer gear? He'd shove forks in my eyes. Besides, I think what I really need is a bike helmet but Junsu doesn't even own a bike.
Kibum: I'll buy a helmet.
Maximini: You're broke.
Kibum: I'll steal a helmet.
Maximini: Ah, stop trying to be the hero. I'll be fine. I'm sure he won't be that rough.
Kibum: Daeshim is pretty violent. He's on the wrestling team.
Maximini: And what? You think he'll just beat the pulp out of me and leave me groveling and crying on his front porch? He's got a kid genius for a partner. He's not gonna completely incapacitate me if he wants to graduate from high school.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Yeah, I know he pointedly told me his parents were going to be out this whole weekend. That doesn't mean he's going to use the whole day to pummel me. He knows I'm gonna get him an A on the project. It's just illogical for him to risk his grade.
Kibum: He's dumb. Dumb people aren't logical
Maximini: Hey! My dad's pretty simple and he's the most logical person I know.
Kibum: Your dad's nice. Daeshim isn't.
Maximini: I'll be fine.
Kibum: No, you won't.
Maximini: ...
Maximini: I'll call you. Just to let you know that I'm okay. Okay?
Kibum: No, you won't.
Maximini: Changmin doesn't lie!
Kibum: You'll tell me you're okay when you're not.
Maximini: I will be okay.
Kibum: No, you won't.
Maximini: Thanks for believing in me
Kibum: I don't want you to get hurt
Maximini: It's inevitable.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Come on. Don't be like that. I need all the positivity I can get. Especially since I'm not going to be using Junsu's spiky soccer shoes to stab Daeshim's head in
Kibum: Ask someone for help.
Maximini: Don't think so~
Kibum: ...
Maximini: That's right, I do have a lot of pride and I admit it. But I don't need anyone's help right now. I've dealt with people picking on me for being a little different and a little too smart for half my life and I can deal with some guy poking at me for a few hours. I'm not asking someone else to fight my battles for me.
Kibum: Just this once.
Maximini: Nope.
Kibum: Please
Maximini: Nope.
Kibum: I'm asking nicely.
Maximini: And I'm declining nicely.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: ...
Kibum: ...Min...
Maximini: *sigh*
Maximini: Just wait til after this project is over. We won't have to any more group work til spring. It'll be just you and me again. Us against the world.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Come on, man! I can't change this! It's gonna happen and if it's gonna happen, I'm gonna let it happen with my head held high. Why are you still fighting me about this?
Kibum: ...
Kibum: I'm scared
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Don't be. I'll be fine. He's just some dumb high school kid with aggression problems. Not a professional hockey player. Those guys are brutal.
Maximini: And they have sticks.
Maximini: Dude...I could find a stick in the park and use it as a weapon....
Kibum: !!
Maximini: Ha! xD Relax! I was kidding.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: If it makes you feel any better, I've been researching kung fu.
Kibum: .........
Maximini: Hey, I'm a genius, remember? If I can't learn a martial art via the internet in 24 hours, then what is my big brain good for?
Kibum: Being a smartass
Maximini: Ha! Right! xD
Kibum: Haha
Maximini: So...are we cool about this?
Kibum: No.
Maximini: *sigh*
Kibum: Meet me right after you leave his house.
Maximini: Okay. When and where?
Kibum: 3:00. Ice cream.
Maximini: Ha. You like Ben and Jerry's more than you like me.
Kibum: Impossible.
Maximini: Liar. xD
Kibum: x]
Kibum: I'm paying
Maximini: You're broke~
Kibum: I'm paying
Maximini: Fine, fine. But I'll only get the cheapest thing on the menu.
Kibum: Okay
Maximini: Well, I've got to finish this research and get home before the library closes.
Kibum: Kay.
Maximini: I'll text you when I get home.
Kibum: Acting class.
Maximini: Oh right. You've got lessons in half an hour. Well, you text me when you get out.
Kibum: Maybe
Maximini: You better!
Kibum: Haha.
Maximini: See you later, Kibum. Happy Friday!
Kibum: x]
***Kibum has signed out
***Maximini has signed out
Chapter 24
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*gives Min cookies*
<3
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