Hookups and Emoticons [7]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?), HyukSu, Yunjae, Jaemin, KiMin, HanSiChul
Length: [7/?]
Genre: crack, romance
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warning: Some language, some mentions of smex, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Bananas ||
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Chapter 7: Exercise and Holy Water
Monday, November 9, 3:21PM
***YumYunYum has signed in
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: So....?
YumYunYum: Omona.......
Chunderful: See? This is why you are Jaeho.
YumYunYum: I don't even care. I'm just ecstatic that there even is a Jaeho. Or Yunjae. Or whoever we are. We are US.
Chunderful; *sigh* You're on cloud 9, aren't you?
YumYunYum: Cloud 9,000,000,00
Chunderful: Dude, even I know that 9,000,000,00 isn't a real number. And I sleep through all my math classes
YumYunYum: Technically, it's now 900,000,000 because I forgot the last zero in 9,000,000,00 when I meant to simply express 9 billion. I just had to move the commas to make it less awkward looking. But whatever. I'm so high off of Jaejoong right now
Chunderful: ....Jerk...
YumYunYum: Hmmm...?
Chunderful: Next time right your commas correctly. I was just...confused...
YumYunYum: *write
Chunderful: STOP CORRECTING ME
Chunderful: And what was up with Saturday, anyway? You crashed and burned til Junsu had to save your ass
YumYunYum: Man, I panicked.
Chunderful: Weak
YumYunYum: See???? That was why I needed help from you guys?? I couldn't possibly just meet Jaejoong for the first time on my own. I'd ask him to marry me or something
Chunderful: Or just insult him...
YumYunYum: I didn't mean it! It was all word vomit!
Chunderful: ...More like...word diarrhea....xD
YunYumYun: There's a word for that. Logorrhea. I had bad logorrhea...
Chunderful: ....Are you trying to make me feel dumb?
YumYunYum: Did you know Jaejoong's handwriting is so neat?
YumYunYum: I didn't
YumYunYum: I mean, I've seen him around school for so long. Maybe since 2nd year, but I've never really seen his handwriting.
YumYunYum: I saw it today for the first time
YumYunYum: In his French notebook
YumYunYum: It's amazing
YumYunYum: Like him
Chunderful: *gags*
Chunderful: Hey, how can you tell his handwriting is so neat from his FRENCH notebook? Can you understand French? It's nothing like Korean.
YumYunYum: No...
YumYunYum: But all of it was written by Jaejoong's right hand, which is perfection.
Chunderful: Oh? What about his left hand?
YumYunYum: It's so smooth.....
Chunderful: ...
YumYunYum: He noticed that I'm left-handed
YumYunYum: He's so perceptive
YumYunYum: And then he touched my left hand with his left hand
YumYunYum: You're his best friend. Do you always see stars when he touches you?
Chunderful: ....Not...particularly.....
YumYunYum: Oh
YumYunYum: Good
YumYunYum: Very good
YumYunYum: Say, Yoochun....
YumYunYum: In terms of skinship, how close are you and Jaejoong?
Chunderful: Skinship? Like am I comfortable enough to hug him and high five him and rape him?
YumYunYum: ..............
Chunderful: We're pretty tight, yo~
YumYunYum: HOW tight?
Chunderful: Hey, Jae's just a touchy guy and so am I to a lesser extent. We just fit together like that.
Chunderful: But don't take me as competition. I'll touch you, too if you wanna make it even. Wanna come over now so I can touch you?
YumYunYum: ....I'll pass....
Chunderful: No, really. Come to my place. Right now. Heh. Junsu will be coming over soon for dinner and so I can copy his bio homework. He can watch us get closer together.
Chunderful: So where would you like me to touch you?
YumYunYum: ....Ah, no thanks
Chunderful: Nowhere? Are you sure? It'll be fun~
YumYunYum: No....
Chunderful: Do I sense indecision~?
YumYunYum: No.
Chunderful: I think I do~ Come on~ Don't be insecure, Yunnie~
YumYunYum: Only Junsu calls me Yunnie
Chunderful: In that case I'll stop calling you that
YumYunYum: Kay...
YumYunYum: Have you ever just stood in one place and watched Jaejoong from behind?
YumYunYum: I'm not asking you to look at his butt, but, like, his form is just so...
Chunderful: Jaejoong-ish....?
YumYunYum: Delicious
Chunderful: o.o Interesting adjective
YumYunYum: It's Jaejoong. It HAS to be interesting in order for it to fit him
YumYunYum: And you know what?
Chunderful: Yeah, yeah
YumYunYum: His golden sexy hair really does feel wonderful wrapped between my fingers
Chunderful: Oh? You guys only officially met face to face this morning and already you're grabbing his hair by the roots, whispering hot promises into his ear while he bucks into you and screams your name? Pretty awesome, man.
Chunderful: You're still Jaeho, by the way
Chunderful: Notice how you're on BOTTOM in my nicely worded description~
YumYunYum: What the.... Now how am I supposed to get that image out of my head?
Chunderful: It would help to stop having hot gay sex in the girl's 6th floor bathroom~
YumYunYum: Shut up! We haven't done anything like that
YumYunYum: And there is no 6th floor in our school
Chunderful: ...Really? o.o
YumYunYum: ...Just how much of school do you sleep through?
Chunderful: ...
YumYunYum: Whatever.
YumYunYum: Jaejoong is the greatest
YumYunYum: Has he...
YumYunYum: Has he said anything about me?
Chunderful: Whoa! You guys are moving pretty fast in your relationship, aren't you? Won't be long now til you're having hot gay sex in the girl's 5TH floor bathroom~
YumYunYum: Shut up! We're not moving fast and there is no 5th floor, either!
Chunderful: WHAT? Then where is my English class?????
YumYunYum: ...Dude, I'm taking Japanese...you're the one that should know where your class is...
Chunderful: ....
Chunderful: You shut up.
YumYunYum: ...
YumYunYum: So has he?
Chunderful: Has who what when?
YumYunYum: Jaejoong. Mentioned me. Lately.
Chunderful: Oh....maybe a few texts over the weekend...
YumYunYum: YES!
YumYunYum: What did he say? Huh? Huh?
Chunderful: Jaeeeeehooooo
YumYunYum: ....That's what he said???
Chunderful: ...*sigh* No
Chunderful: He just said you were cute
Chunderful: And that...you seem different in person than you are online...
YumYunYum: Oh.....is that...good...?
Chunderful: I dunno. Maybe.
YumYunYum: I don't want maybe
Chunderful: Too bad. You've got Jae. What more do you want?
YumYunYum: A date
Chunderful: No, thanks. I'm pretty booked for the rest of the week. Got Junsu's homework to copy off of
YumYunYum: ...
Chunderful: ;D
YumYunYum: No really, man. I want to go on an official date with Jaejoong
Chunderful: ....So? Whadayawant me to do about it?
YumYunYum: ....Help?
Chunderful: You can't even get the boy on a DATE by yourself??
YumYunYum: No, no! That's not it. Just.....what does he like....?
Chunderful: ....
YumYunYum: Come on! You're his best friend!
Chunderful: Ask Heechul. He's Jae's other best friend. Aren't you somewhat close with Heechul?
YumYunYum: Well...yeah, kinda. But....Why do you think I went to you and Junsu about meeting Jaejoong? Heechul's not really very emotionally sensitive about these kinds of things.
Chunderful: Pffft! And I am???
YumYunYum: Well....no.
Chunderful: Hahahahahahahaha!
YumYunYum: Please!! You're all I've got right now! I want our first date to be perfect. Like him.
Chunderful: Okay, okay. I'll help. For a price. <3 How much money you got?
YumYunYum: Huh? But Junsu said no money.
Chunderful: Is Junsu here right now? No.
YumYunYum: But...I'm afraid for you.... He said if he found out that I gave you any money for helping me, he'd chew off your balls and then sick a horde of rabid kittens after you...
Chunderful: Damn him
Chunderful: Okay, okay. Jae likes quality food if that helps.
YumYunYum: Oh, so he likes to eat?
Chunderful: Not so much like a glutton. Not like....hey, you know everyone. Do you know Changmin? Junsu's little brother?
YumYunYum: If he's not in our grade, then I usually don't know. But Junsu's talked about his little brother every now and then. Somehow, he's usually never there when I visit Junsu's house. Apparently, he hangs out with a kid named Kibum a lot.
Chunderful: Well nevermind. Jae just likes quality food. Like....he cooks like a beast and he'll probably go to a culinary school after high school
YumYunYum: Oh really?? He's so amazing
Chunderful: ....Yeah....
YumYunYum: But.....that sounds expensive.... I've got enough money to get us take out. And that doesn't seem to live up to his level
Chunderful: Oh, he doesn't mind take out. He's a teenage boy, remember. He'll probably tell you a lot of weird facts about the food
YumYunYum: And I can't ask him to cook for me even if he does enjoy cooking. That just seems selfish, don't you think?
Chunderful: ...Are you listening to me?
YumYunYum: Maybe I could take him...like....window shopping through the fancy restaurants downtown. It would be kinda romantic
Chunderful: I think you should eat him
YumYunYum: Crap, that's so lame. Or maybe I could cook for him.
Chunderful: See? He's not even listening to me
YumYunYum: But I'm a terrible cook....
Chunderful: Lalalalala. I like pork chops with sprinkles~
YumYunYum: We could watch a movie....with gourmet popcorn....
Chunderful: SPACESHIPS!!!
YumYunYum: dfksj
Chunderful: ...?
YumYunYum: Sorry, my bad. I've been sneezing a lot since I got home
Chunderful: You got a cat?
YumYunYum: No. Dog
Chunderful: Good, cuz cats are demons
Chunderful: Ya know, Yunho, when you sneeze, it means someone is talking about you
Chunderful: Maybe it's Jae~~~~~~~
YumYunYum: Omg. I hope so. I really, really hope so<3
Chunderful: Jaeho~<3
YumYunYum: Hmmmm. But it's probably my mom. She likes to brag about me at work
Chunderful: How...sweet....
YumYunYum: There's nothing to brag about, though.
YumYunYum: I mean, I know I've been class president since kindergarden, but that's about it, really.
Chunderful: But...what about sports? Junsu says you're like......a MACHINE in gym class.
Chunderful: I don't know about it myself since I usually skip gym to sleep under a tree.
YumYunYum: Not really. Hyukjae has more energy and stamina than me. And Donghae is more flexible
Chunderful: Don't talk about Hyukjae
Chunderful: But..dude, from what I've heard, no one can tell. Seems like you beat EVERYONE all the time.
YumYunYum: Ah, but that's only with like 100000 times more effort than I usually would. Just cuz I don't really like to lose.
YumYunYum: I can only just barely beat Siwon in a 100 meter sprint if he's not trying and I'm doing way beyond 100%.
Chunderful: Psh. He's just got those legs. But it sounds like you're powerful
YumYunYum: Nooooo. Just afraid of losing. It's a crappy feeling, you know
Chunderful: Nah, I lose all the time. At life
YumYunYum: ...How can you live with yourself?
Chunderful: I ask myself that question every day
Chunderful: Usually when Junsu is going on and on about Hyukjae
YumYunYum: ...
YumYunYum: I'm still nothing to brag about
YumYunYum: I could brag about having Jaejoong, though
YumYunYum: He's my everything
Chunderful: ...You met 2 days ago...online
YumYunYum: It's love~
Chunderful: *cough*J*cough*a*cough*e*cough*h*cough*o*cough*
YumYunYum: ??
Chunderful: Hey. What happened to your cock factor?
YumYunYum: ???????
YumYunYum: Oh.... My arrogance?
Chunderful: Yeah, dude. What's all this, "I SUCK AT EVERYTHING, I HATE LIFE, JUNSU TALKS TOO MUCH ABOUT SEX, MY MOM THINKS I'M GREAT BUT SHE'S A LYING WHORE."
YumYunYum: ....I never said any of that....
YumYunYum: Especially not that part about my mom....................
YumYunYum: And I said absolutely nothing about Junsu...
Chunderful: It was all implied~
YumYunYum: Right......especially the part about Junsu.................
Chunderful: Okay, so you like my Jae, right?
YumYunYum: Right.
YumYunYum: Well actually.....he's kinda rather my Jae now.....
Chunderful: Hey! You learn fast! That's the spirit~
YumYunYum: Huh?
Chunderful: Possiveness. That's the sign of a real cocky man. Do it again. With more feeling
YumYunYum: What? Jae is....mine....?
Chunderful: What's up with the '?????????'? OWN IT. OWN JAEJOONG. OWN YOUR PENIS.
YumYunYum: Wtf
Chunderful: BE. A. MAN.
Chunderful: COME ON, JAEHO!!!!! He's YOUR Jaejoong!!!!! SHOUT IT OUT!
YumYunYum: .....He's my Jaejoong
Chunderful: MORE!
YumYunYum: He's my Jaejoong
Chunderful: MOOOORE!
YumYunYum: Jaejoong is mine!
Chunderful: I want more POWERRRRRRR
YumYunYum: TEH JAE ISH MINE!!!!!!
Chunderful: MOOOOOOOOOOORE, YUNHO! OH MY! MOOOOOOOORE! UGH!
YumYunYum: JAEJOONG!!!!
Chunderful: OOOOOH! OOOOOOH! MOOOOOOORE, YUNHO!
YumYunYum: JAEEEEEEJOOOONG!!!
Chunderful: Are you alone right now?
YumYunYum: JAEE
YumYunYum: What? Oh. Yeah.
Chunderful: And what are you wearing?
YumYunYum: Sweats and a T-shirt
Chunderful: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
YumYunYum: Boxers.
Chunderful: Okay. I want you to do this excerise at your computer screen. Screaming and everything.
YumYunYum: What? Why?
Chunderful: I TOLD YOU! You want the Jae, you gotta be MANLY AND POWERFUL AND COCKY! Do it.
YumYunYum: Um, okay.
Chunderful: WHAT????
YumYunYum: I said, HECK YES, I'M STRIPPING MY SHIRT OFF! FOR TEH JAE!!! WHO IS MINE!
Chunderful: Muuuch better
Chunderful: *clears throat* You ready now? Shall we begin?
YumYunYum: Sure.
Chunderful: Okay. Here goes~<3
Chunderful: WHO'S YOUR MAN, YUNHO?!?!!?!?
YumYunYum: JAEJOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!
Chunderful: I SAID WHO'S YOUR MAAAAAAAAN?!?!?!?!
YumYunYum: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEJOONG!
Chunderful: WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!!!!!?????
YumYunYum: JUNG APPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chunderful: AND WHO'S YOUR MAN!!!!?!?!?!?!
YumYunYum: KIM JAEJOOONG!
Chunderful: CAN I BORROW YOUR MAN?!?!?
YumYunYum: NOOOOOOOOO!
Chunderful: AND WHY FUCKING NOT!!??!?!?!
YumYunYum: CUZ HE'S MY MAN!??!?!?!?!
Chunderful: Dude, what's with the question marks after that last statement? Are your questioning you're own statement?
YumYunYum: Oh. No. Sorry. Just got excited. Consider it a typo
Chunderful: Kay. No question marks this time. Got it?
YumYunYum: Got it
Chunderful: I WANT YOUR MAN!!!!!!!
YumYunYum: WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!!!!!
Chunderful: WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!?!?!
YumYunYum: CUZ HE'S MYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAN!!!!!!!!
Chunderful: WHAT??!?!?!?!??!
YumYunYum: HE'S MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAN!!!!
Chunderful: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG, OOOOOH YUNHOOOOOOO! WHY?!?!??!?!?!?? NOT!!??!!?
YumYunYum: HE'S MIIIIIIIIINE!!!
Chunderful: OOOOOH, YUNHO!!! YUNHOOOOOOOO!!!!
YumYunYum: YOOOOOOOCHUN!! OH! OH!!!! OMG!!!!!!
Chunderful: GRAB ME BY MY HAIR AND TELL ME I'M A DIRTY LITTLE WHORE!!
YumYunYum: *GRABS YOU BY YOUR HAIR AND TELLS YOU YOU'RE A DIRTY LITTLE WHORE!!!!*
Chunderful: OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!! YUNHOOOO!
YumYunYum: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH! YOOOOOOOCHUN!!!
Chunderful: TELL ME AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! HARDER!!! WHHYYYYY CAN'T I HAVE JAEJOONG!??!?!??!
YumYunYum: CUZ HE'S MINE!!!!!!
Chunderful: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! WHAT???????
YumYunYum: JAE IS MIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE!
Chunderful: DEEPER!! AH! DEEPER!!!! NOW! I WANT IT NOOOOOW!!!!!
YumYunYum: JAEJOONG IS MYYYY MAN!!!!!
Chunderful: UGH! NGGGGHHHHH! WHAT?!?!?!
YumYunYum: HE'S MINEEEEEE!!
Chunderful: WHO'S FUCKING MAN IS HE?????
YumYunYum: JAEJOONG IS MY FUCKING MAN!!!!!!!
Chunderful: OH YUNHO!!!!!!!!!!
YumYunYum: OH YOOCHUN!!!!!!
Chunderful: OOOOOOOH! NGH! YUNHO!!!!!
YumYunYum: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH JAEJOOOOOONG!!!!!!
Chunderful: Nice.
Chunderful: Can you feel it now? The power?
Chunderful: See? You can feel it, can't you?
Chunderful: That is the power of the cock factor
Chunderful: We'll do this exercise at least 3 times a week, okay?
Chunderful: And then Jaejoong will never leave your side
Chunderful: Trust me. I know my own best friend. He likes his men with cock factors
Chunderful: Why do you think Junsu's ridiculous flirting worked on Jaejoong? Because it was ridiculously cocky
Chunderful: Idiotic. But cocky
Chunderful: You can be the same, but without the 'idiot'
Chunderful: Like Junsu.....
Chunderful: Seriously...
Chunderful: And Jae likes his men that way
Chunderful: Hey...you don't think Jae and Su will get any closer, do you?
Chunderful: They click pretty well. And, ya know, Junsu's flirting did work on Jaejoong.
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Hey, man, why the hell am I talking to myself?
Chunderful: ....Yunho?
YumYunYum: ..........Sorry.......Yoochun.......
Chunderful: Um......feedback? I don't like talking to myself on the internet like Junsu does
YumYunYum: .......Ummmm, here's the thing.......
YumYunYum: I was doing the exercise out loud like you said....with my shirt off......and it turns out......
YumYunYum: ......My mom came home from work early........
Chunderful: .....Ouch.
YumYunYum: Yeah....
Chunderful: ...Is she....is she still there...? Like....looking over your shoulder.....?
Chunderful: Hi, Mrs. Jung! It was just a game! Heh! Nothing bad, okay?? You know us strange teens....
YumYunYum: No, no. She's not here now.....
Chunderful: Well, she heard you....right?
YumYunYum: .....Definitely...
Chunderful: .....And......
YumYunYum: .........
YumYunYum: She's at the neighbor's house right now.....borrowing their holy water.....
Chunderful: .............................
YumYunYum: ........
Chunderful: .........................................
YumYunYum: ....
Chunderful: .................................................
YumYunYum: ........
Chunderful: PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA7AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHSHJDKAFJ;SFDKASKMVDA;N;ADJV;ADFG;DFSGDSKGT'EJRKGEGJKK;ERSJFKAJTFKRAEJRFKR;EKJAFMEKSNFKFNKEAFNAEJFN
YumYunYum: ...
Chunderful: HAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA;KDFAKWEFJAFJE;AHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Chunderful: DUUUUUUUDE! I'm laughing so hard right now I can't breathe or type corectlykadl;j
Chunderful; BWAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHHHHAHA
YumYunYum: It's not funny......
YumYunYum: Who knows what she'll do with that holy water...
Chunderful: HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAAH!!!!
YumYunYum: Dude, not cool! I won't even be able to look her in the eye when she comes back
Chunderful: *rolls* AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
YumYunYum: ....*sigh* You're not a very sympathetic person, are you?
Chunderful: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Nope. HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
YumYunYum: ....
YumYunYum: .....She's coming back....I'll talk to you tomorrow.....
Chunderful: PHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAKJF;DLKSJFLASJFCLSAKJFA!!!!!
***YumYunYum has signed out
Chunderful: HAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAPFTAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA*gasp*HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHKDASJF;SJWIOR8W4ERUJOQWRUEIFJH9W834UOHJRQ893HVUIRAHFNAIELFJAHELFJLJFAKFJKASDJAFJDA;KLFJA;LJLD
***Chunderful has signed out
Chapter 8
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o.o *dies of crack overdose* xD
I think I was in a really good mood when I wrote the last half of this....Lol~
But....I'm sorry I've been MIA. T.T I've got lots of stuff going on as I'm sure all of us do~ And there have been questions as to whether meh fic J.A.E.S.U. has ended. Um, it hasn't. xD If it did, that would've have been a really awkward and painful ending (for the anticipating readers x'D). I'm just...stuck. T.T
I actually finished the next chapter last night but I haven't updated it yet. I'm still not satisfied with it and I really want to post a.....what would you call it? o.o" A prequel??? I dunno. It's just a oneshot that flashes back to before Jaejoong and Junsu met and explains Jaejoong and Yunho's past relationship. I've been working on it for a while (a long while O.O) and I feel like it's kinda necessary before I post the next J.A.E.S.U. chapter. *hint hint* >D But yeah...I'm basically stuck. ^^;
But no worries! (I hope T.T) I'll update soon enough. And I'll definitely let you guys know if a fic series has....you know....ended....xDD Okay....enjoy your Dong Bang day! 8D
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