Hookups and Emoticons [13]

Mar 27, 2010 17:57


Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [13/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary: 
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz

Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~

1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents  ||  2 - Corndogs and O's  || 3 - Money and Bambi ||    4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods  ||   5 - Pokemon and Bananas  ||    6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy  ||    7 - Exercise and Holy Water  ||      8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots  ||   9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms  ||   10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga  ||   11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles  ||   12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships  ||

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Chapter 13: Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closet

November 12, Thursday, 7:22PM

***Kibum has signed in

***Maximini has signed in

Kibum: ...

Maximini: What? I told you. I'm not on my dad's laptop again. He's home so I can't sneak into his room anyway

Kibum: ...

Maximini: ...Okay. Yeah. I'm on Junsu's laptop.

Kibum: ...

Maximini: WHAT? Mom won't get me my own laptop and I don't feel like walking to the library just to chat with you for a few minutes.

Kibum: ...

Maximini: No, Kibum. Junsu's not home yet. Do you think I'm stupid?? Just because I'm related to Junsu doesn't make me an idiot, too. Is that what you think???

Kibum: ...

Maximini: Okay, okay. I'm sorry for accusing you of thinking I'm an idiot. Happy?

Kibum: .

Maximini: Well, good

Maximini: Hey, how's that experiment with your mom's leftover cooking going?

Kibum: ...........

Maximini: Oh..... She wasn't too mad, was she?

Kibum: ...

Maximini: I'm sorry, man. Well next time, you can use your cousin's mom's cooking. Maybe she won't get quite as pissed that you're wasting a perfectly good meal in the name of science

Kibum: ...

Maximini: Yeah....I hate Ryeowook and his mom, too. Why can't they be as cool as you?

Kibum: ...

Maximini: I guess you're right. Relatives are ineffective.

Kibum: ...

Maximini: o.o.....................I don't know you anymore...

Kibum: !

Maximini: How DARE you praise JUNSU?!?!

Kibum: ...............

Maximini: He does NOT have a 'sunny demeanor!' He's got cotton for brains! Cotton!

Kibum: ....

Maximini: NO, man. NOT 'cotton candy because it's happier.' COTTON. In his BRAIN HOLES.

Kibum: ...

Maximini: Pfffft. You should see him when he's here at home. He's nowhere near sunny. Hmph.

Kibum: ?

Maximini: D.U.H. He's the unwanted child. Haven't I told you this before? Mom and dad don't pay attention to him.

Kibum: ??

Maximini: Tch. Because I'M the sunny one. Me. Not him. Me. Because I'm awesome. And smart. And I bet if I had the technology, I could chemically turn cotton candy into brains~ And mom and dad would love me forever~

Kibum: ...

Maximini: Screw your anti-gravitational leftover food experiment! My future holds candy brains~ Ha!

Kibum: !

Maximini: You are indeed a formidable opponent, my dear scientific friend, but you are no match for me! I have creativity on my side~

Kibum: ...

Maximini: Just take a look at my chat name. 'Max' cuz I'm awesome. And 'Mini' cuz my name is also awesome, as well as the antipode of 'max.'

Maximini: And your screen name is....Kibum.....Ha! Kibum! x'D Where's the piquancy, man??? The excitement??? Don't you have any???

Kibum: -.-

Maximini: ...Sorry, man...Did I go too far?

Kibum: ...

Kibum: Not really.

Maximini: So...you agree that my chat name is brilliant?

Kibum: Sure.

Maximini: ...And that your chat name is plain?

Kibum: Not really.

Maximini: >.<

Maximin: So how'd you do on your English exam?

Kibum: 115%

Maximini: I am no longer talking to you

Kibum: What about you?

Maximini: 112%

Maximini: But I am not inferior to you. My pencil was simply uncomfortable.

Kibum: ...

Maximini: I was using my essay-writing pencil to take a test. It was weird, man. Weird. But I can't find my exam-taking pencil so what was I supposed to do?

Kibum: That doesn't relate to anything

Maximini: Yes, it does! I need optimum pencil compatibility in order to focus.

Kibum: Weak

Maximini: I am not weak. Just organized.

Kibum: ...

Maximini: Don't say that! I am NOT inferior to Jung Yunho.

Kibum: I never said that.

Maximini: Yes you did. You implied it in your '...'

Kibum: Well.........

Maximini: See?? You think Jung Yunho is better than me.

Kibum: He's not.

Maximini: Oh no~ You can't take back your betrayal now.

Maximini: The damage to our friendship is done.

Kibum: But he's not.

Maximini: He's class president

Kibum: ...

Maximini: He's a senior

Kibum: ...

Maximini: He's popular

Kibum: ...

Maximini: His GPA is almost ALMOST as good as mine. Mine is still better if you look at the ten thousandth decimal place.

Kibum: Well that's something.

Maximini: But he's still class president

Kibum: You're taller than him.

Maximini: =.=

Maximini: He's good looking

Kibum: So are you...

Maximini: But he's got Jaejoong! JAEJOONG. That completely trumps everything else.

Maximini: I've never asked for much in this world, but then that...that....MAN walked into my life.

Maximini: He's a dream. Simply a dream.

Kibum: He's like REM sleep?

Maximini: That's not funny, Kibum =.=

Kibum: I tried...

Maximini: But Yunho got to him before I could even tell the man my name. Makes me want to swallow sulfuric acid or something....

Kibum: That's hazardous.

Maximini: I know.

Kibum: Jaejoong's not that great, though

Maximini: I don't know you anymore

Kibum: ?

Maximini: He's EPIK

Kibum: *epic

Maximini: I know I spelled 'epik' wrong, man. Jaejoong is just too good for proper spelling.

Kibum: Right...

Maximini: You just haven't met him yet. But when you do, you'll fall in love, I promise

Maximini: But you're not allowed to have him. He's MINE.

Kibum: I thought he was Yunho's

Maximini: Shut up! I'm working on it!

Kibum: ...Like the 'baby kicker' thing...?

Maximini: That almost worked! You know, if you had helped me edit the pictures in the library, they would've looked more realistic and everyone in the school would've believed Yunho was a horrible baby kicker and Jaejoong wouldn't want him anymore.

Maximini: I blame you

Kibum: Me?

Maximini: You

Kibum: Why?

Maximini: Are you paying attention? Because you didn't help me!

Kibum: I'd rather not aid you in your futile chase of unrequited love

Maximini: Great friend you are...

Kibum: :)

Maximini: ...

Maximini: You could at least help me in the little things I do against Yunho

Kibum: What are you doing to him?

Maximini: I haven't told you?

Kibum: Nope.

Maximini: Oh. Well, I'm just working on making his everyday life miserable a little bit at a time.

Kibum: ...

Maximini: I'll give you more information about my plots if you help~

Kibum: No.

Maximini: You sure know how to break a person's heart

Kibum: Yep.

Maximini: Maybe that's why you've never had a girlfriend. Ha!

Kibum: ...

Maximini: Ah, come on, man. Don't take it that hard. Just face it. You don't communicate like everyone else. Only I can understand you

Kibum: What about you?

Maximini: ...

Maximini: I dunno why I've never had a boyfriend....or girlfriend for that matter.

Maximini: I'm just too awesome!

Kibum: ...

Maximin: ...Okay. Shut up.

Kibum: ...

Maximini: The other kids are just jealous. Because I skipped a grade and they're all dumb. They're just intimidated.

Kibum: ...

Maximini: I dunno. It's natural, I guess. When backed into a corner, a scared wild animal will lash out and fight. When intimidated, humans will pick on the tall kid who's vocabulary is too commodious...

Kibum: ...

Maximini: ...At least they don't beat me up at this school as much as they would at any school in this area. I did the research before choosing which high school I wanted to attend. Mom just thinks I wanted to go to a school closer to Junsu.

Maximini: The one just outside the city limits is really good but it has a history of pretty brutal bullying. It's well documented. But no one really cares because everyone who graduates from there becomes a doctor or something

Kibum: ...

Maximini: The school we attend now is average but it's really big. There was less of a chance that I'd be noticed as different. It's safer, I guess. Not fool proof, but safer.

Kibum: ...

Maximini: And of course, there's you~

Kibum: ...

Maximini: I will never call you hyung, man. NEVER. So don't ask. :P You may be a year older than me but I'm. Still. Taller~

Kibum: -.-

Maximini: Ha! x]

Kibum: You'd still be in a trash can somewhere if it weren't for me

Maximini: Whatever, man. The only reason no one picks on you to your face is because you don't talk. It's weird or something, I guess.

Kibum: ...I just don't want to talk

Maximini: You see, I know that. But no one else does. That's just the way the world rotates in an ellipse.

Kibum: ...

Maximini: But at least you've got me~

Kibum: :)

Maximini: :(

Kibum: ...

Maximini: Sorry! Typo.

Maximini: *:)

Kibum: x)

Maximini: Ha! That emoticon is what you look like when you actually laugh. xD

Kibum: x)

Maximini: xD

Kibum: x)

Maximini: You know, I've known you for 2 years at least and I've never heard you laugh out loud.

Kibum: ...

Maximini: Really! You usually just smile really wide.

Kibum: ...

Maximini: I do not spazz when I laugh!

Kibum: !

Maximini: I do not!

Kibum: .......

Maximini: And I certainly do not CACKLE!

Kibum: x)

Maximini: First Junsu, then that angry guy in my math class and now you're picking on my laugh, too.... >.>

Kibum: ...

Kibum: But your laugh is cute...

Maximini: Thanks~

Kibum: Really cute.

Maximini: Thanks thanks~

Kibum: Very cute...

Maximini: Dude, I get it. o.o

Kibum: Sorry.

Maximini: No problem~

Maximini: ............

Maximini: CRAP

Kibum: ??

Maximini: He's coming!

Kibum: ...

Maximini: No, not my dad. Worse. JUNSU.

Kibum: Uh-oh.

Maximini: CRAP CRAP

Kibum: Run?

Maximini: I can't! I can already hear his footsteps coming up the stairs. He'll know I was in his room!

Kibum: Closet

Maximini: Dude, I already came out the closet. =.= What does that have to do with anything?

Kibum: -.- CLOSET

Maximini: Oh! Hide in the closet!

Maximini: I dunno, man. How long would I have to stay in there before he found me???

Maximini: ;LKOAJFGAJF;AEJFEIO;JARI8URJ4FN;AEKDJFAEKFJDK

Kibum: ........?

Maximini: KIBUM!!??!? D8< Next time you want to chat with CHANGMIN, tell him to DIE first before he touches MY LAPTOP with his CHANGMIN GERMS again!!!!!!!!!!

Kibum: ......Okay, Junsu....

Maximini: Sorry, Kibum! Junsu's a lot stronger than he looks. I'll talk to you tomorroweaj;kdjf;adjsf;klajdf;lajf;lrkjflkfj

Maximini: SHUT UP, PUKEFACE!!!! DDDDD8<

Maximini: Gah! Just for that, I'm gonna sneak on Dad's laptop while he's in the shower and sabotage your internet LIFE!a;dlkfja;lsdfjal;sdfjl;dasjf

Maximini: Good luck with that, PIMPLEBUTT!!! ]8< I've got to talk to my FRIENDS online because I actually HAVE FRIENDS and I also have a LIFE and a fucking GOOD life, so get your OWN FUCKING LAPTOP!!!

Maximini: No offense, Kibum~ ^^ I have nothing against Changmin's friends. Or...friend...o.o I only hate HIM D<

Kibum: ...

Maximini: Shut up, Kibum! He is NOT a NICE PERSON! Junsu's kindness is a LIE ;aldjkfld;kajsf;lkasdfaskdfjl;asfjla;sjfvkdsamvamkfj!!!!!!3*%^&*^%*&^$%*&%

***Maximini has signed off

Kibum: ...

***Kibum has signed off

Chapter 14
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:D
So, Jun-chan chatroom is next. Of course, it'll take place right after he kicked Min out of his room. x'D I'll leave his chat-partners a secret, though. Cuz I can~<3 :D

Comments are like Kibum's die smile~<3

Contest deadline in dbkrackweens is in the beginning of April. Start brainstorming if you haven't already! 8D sesshy18 @ es_design shall be providing the prizes~ *pokes meh sesshy-fied!Yunho icon* >D

Omg. Did anyone see Yunho's performance in MJ's 'Beat It????'
8'D
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title: hookups and emoticons, genre: drama, pairing: jaemin, genre: romance, rating: pg-13, pairing: kimin, genre: comedy, pairing: yunjae

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