Hookups and Emoticons [13]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [13/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships ||
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Chapter 13: Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closet
November 12, Thursday, 7:22PM
***Kibum has signed in
***Maximini has signed in
Kibum: ...
Maximini: What? I told you. I'm not on my dad's laptop again. He's home so I can't sneak into his room anyway
Kibum: ...
Maximini: ...Okay. Yeah. I'm on Junsu's laptop.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: WHAT? Mom won't get me my own laptop and I don't feel like walking to the library just to chat with you for a few minutes.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: No, Kibum. Junsu's not home yet. Do you think I'm stupid?? Just because I'm related to Junsu doesn't make me an idiot, too. Is that what you think???
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Okay, okay. I'm sorry for accusing you of thinking I'm an idiot. Happy?
Kibum: .
Maximini: Well, good
Maximini: Hey, how's that experiment with your mom's leftover cooking going?
Kibum: ...........
Maximini: Oh..... She wasn't too mad, was she?
Kibum: ...
Maximini: I'm sorry, man. Well next time, you can use your cousin's mom's cooking. Maybe she won't get quite as pissed that you're wasting a perfectly good meal in the name of science
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Yeah....I hate Ryeowook and his mom, too. Why can't they be as cool as you?
Kibum: ...
Maximini: I guess you're right. Relatives are ineffective.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: o.o.....................I don't know you anymore...
Kibum: !
Maximini: How DARE you praise JUNSU?!?!
Kibum: ...............
Maximini: He does NOT have a 'sunny demeanor!' He's got cotton for brains! Cotton!
Kibum: ....
Maximini: NO, man. NOT 'cotton candy because it's happier.' COTTON. In his BRAIN HOLES.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Pfffft. You should see him when he's here at home. He's nowhere near sunny. Hmph.
Kibum: ?
Maximini: D.U.H. He's the unwanted child. Haven't I told you this before? Mom and dad don't pay attention to him.
Kibum: ??
Maximini: Tch. Because I'M the sunny one. Me. Not him. Me. Because I'm awesome. And smart. And I bet if I had the technology, I could chemically turn cotton candy into brains~ And mom and dad would love me forever~
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Screw your anti-gravitational leftover food experiment! My future holds candy brains~ Ha!
Kibum: !
Maximini: You are indeed a formidable opponent, my dear scientific friend, but you are no match for me! I have creativity on my side~
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Just take a look at my chat name. 'Max' cuz I'm awesome. And 'Mini' cuz my name is also awesome, as well as the antipode of 'max.'
Maximini: And your screen name is....Kibum.....Ha! Kibum! x'D Where's the piquancy, man??? The excitement??? Don't you have any???
Kibum: -.-
Maximini: ...Sorry, man...Did I go too far?
Kibum: ...
Kibum: Not really.
Maximini: So...you agree that my chat name is brilliant?
Kibum: Sure.
Maximini: ...And that your chat name is plain?
Kibum: Not really.
Maximini: >.<
Maximin: So how'd you do on your English exam?
Kibum: 115%
Maximini: I am no longer talking to you
Kibum: What about you?
Maximini: 112%
Maximini: But I am not inferior to you. My pencil was simply uncomfortable.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: I was using my essay-writing pencil to take a test. It was weird, man. Weird. But I can't find my exam-taking pencil so what was I supposed to do?
Kibum: That doesn't relate to anything
Maximini: Yes, it does! I need optimum pencil compatibility in order to focus.
Kibum: Weak
Maximini: I am not weak. Just organized.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Don't say that! I am NOT inferior to Jung Yunho.
Kibum: I never said that.
Maximini: Yes you did. You implied it in your '...'
Kibum: Well.........
Maximini: See?? You think Jung Yunho is better than me.
Kibum: He's not.
Maximini: Oh no~ You can't take back your betrayal now.
Maximini: The damage to our friendship is done.
Kibum: But he's not.
Maximini: He's class president
Kibum: ...
Maximini: He's a senior
Kibum: ...
Maximini: He's popular
Kibum: ...
Maximini: His GPA is almost ALMOST as good as mine. Mine is still better if you look at the ten thousandth decimal place.
Kibum: Well that's something.
Maximini: But he's still class president
Kibum: You're taller than him.
Maximini: =.=
Maximini: He's good looking
Kibum: So are you...
Maximini: But he's got Jaejoong! JAEJOONG. That completely trumps everything else.
Maximini: I've never asked for much in this world, but then that...that....MAN walked into my life.
Maximini: He's a dream. Simply a dream.
Kibum: He's like REM sleep?
Maximini: That's not funny, Kibum =.=
Kibum: I tried...
Maximini: But Yunho got to him before I could even tell the man my name. Makes me want to swallow sulfuric acid or something....
Kibum: That's hazardous.
Maximini: I know.
Kibum: Jaejoong's not that great, though
Maximini: I don't know you anymore
Kibum: ?
Maximini: He's EPIK
Kibum: *epic
Maximini: I know I spelled 'epik' wrong, man. Jaejoong is just too good for proper spelling.
Kibum: Right...
Maximini: You just haven't met him yet. But when you do, you'll fall in love, I promise
Maximini: But you're not allowed to have him. He's MINE.
Kibum: I thought he was Yunho's
Maximini: Shut up! I'm working on it!
Kibum: ...Like the 'baby kicker' thing...?
Maximini: That almost worked! You know, if you had helped me edit the pictures in the library, they would've looked more realistic and everyone in the school would've believed Yunho was a horrible baby kicker and Jaejoong wouldn't want him anymore.
Maximini: I blame you
Kibum: Me?
Maximini: You
Kibum: Why?
Maximini: Are you paying attention? Because you didn't help me!
Kibum: I'd rather not aid you in your futile chase of unrequited love
Maximini: Great friend you are...
Kibum: :)
Maximini: ...
Maximini: You could at least help me in the little things I do against Yunho
Kibum: What are you doing to him?
Maximini: I haven't told you?
Kibum: Nope.
Maximini: Oh. Well, I'm just working on making his everyday life miserable a little bit at a time.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: I'll give you more information about my plots if you help~
Kibum: No.
Maximini: You sure know how to break a person's heart
Kibum: Yep.
Maximini: Maybe that's why you've never had a girlfriend. Ha!
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Ah, come on, man. Don't take it that hard. Just face it. You don't communicate like everyone else. Only I can understand you
Kibum: What about you?
Maximini: ...
Maximini: I dunno why I've never had a boyfriend....or girlfriend for that matter.
Maximini: I'm just too awesome!
Kibum: ...
Maximin: ...Okay. Shut up.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: The other kids are just jealous. Because I skipped a grade and they're all dumb. They're just intimidated.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: I dunno. It's natural, I guess. When backed into a corner, a scared wild animal will lash out and fight. When intimidated, humans will pick on the tall kid who's vocabulary is too commodious...
Kibum: ...
Maximini: ...At least they don't beat me up at this school as much as they would at any school in this area. I did the research before choosing which high school I wanted to attend. Mom just thinks I wanted to go to a school closer to Junsu.
Maximini: The one just outside the city limits is really good but it has a history of pretty brutal bullying. It's well documented. But no one really cares because everyone who graduates from there becomes a doctor or something
Kibum: ...
Maximini: The school we attend now is average but it's really big. There was less of a chance that I'd be noticed as different. It's safer, I guess. Not fool proof, but safer.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: And of course, there's you~
Kibum: ...
Maximini: I will never call you hyung, man. NEVER. So don't ask. :P You may be a year older than me but I'm. Still. Taller~
Kibum: -.-
Maximini: Ha! x]
Kibum: You'd still be in a trash can somewhere if it weren't for me
Maximini: Whatever, man. The only reason no one picks on you to your face is because you don't talk. It's weird or something, I guess.
Kibum: ...I just don't want to talk
Maximini: You see, I know that. But no one else does. That's just the way the world rotates in an ellipse.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: But at least you've got me~
Kibum: :)
Maximini: :(
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Sorry! Typo.
Maximini: *:)
Kibum: x)
Maximini: Ha! That emoticon is what you look like when you actually laugh. xD
Kibum: x)
Maximini: xD
Kibum: x)
Maximini: You know, I've known you for 2 years at least and I've never heard you laugh out loud.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Really! You usually just smile really wide.
Kibum: ...
Maximini: I do not spazz when I laugh!
Kibum: !
Maximini: I do not!
Kibum: .......
Maximini: And I certainly do not CACKLE!
Kibum: x)
Maximini: First Junsu, then that angry guy in my math class and now you're picking on my laugh, too.... >.>
Kibum: ...
Kibum: But your laugh is cute...
Maximini: Thanks~
Kibum: Really cute.
Maximini: Thanks thanks~
Kibum: Very cute...
Maximini: Dude, I get it. o.o
Kibum: Sorry.
Maximini: No problem~
Maximini: ............
Maximini: CRAP
Kibum: ??
Maximini: He's coming!
Kibum: ...
Maximini: No, not my dad. Worse. JUNSU.
Kibum: Uh-oh.
Maximini: CRAP CRAP
Kibum: Run?
Maximini: I can't! I can already hear his footsteps coming up the stairs. He'll know I was in his room!
Kibum: Closet
Maximini: Dude, I already came out the closet. =.= What does that have to do with anything?
Kibum: -.- CLOSET
Maximini: Oh! Hide in the closet!
Maximini: I dunno, man. How long would I have to stay in there before he found me???
Maximini: ;LKOAJFGAJF;AEJFEIO;JARI8URJ4FN;AEKDJFAEKFJDK
Kibum: ........?
Maximini: KIBUM!!??!? D8< Next time you want to chat with CHANGMIN, tell him to DIE first before he touches MY LAPTOP with his CHANGMIN GERMS again!!!!!!!!!!
Kibum: ......Okay, Junsu....
Maximini: Sorry, Kibum! Junsu's a lot stronger than he looks. I'll talk to you tomorroweaj;kdjf;adjsf;klajdf;lajf;lrkjflkfj
Maximini: SHUT UP, PUKEFACE!!!! DDDDD8<
Maximini: Gah! Just for that, I'm gonna sneak on Dad's laptop while he's in the shower and sabotage your internet LIFE!a;dlkfja;lsdfjal;sdfjl;dasjf
Maximini: Good luck with that, PIMPLEBUTT!!! ]8< I've got to talk to my FRIENDS online because I actually HAVE FRIENDS and I also have a LIFE and a fucking GOOD life, so get your OWN FUCKING LAPTOP!!!
Maximini: No offense, Kibum~ ^^ I have nothing against Changmin's friends. Or...friend...o.o I only hate HIM D<
Kibum: ...
Maximini: Shut up, Kibum! He is NOT a NICE PERSON! Junsu's kindness is a LIE ;aldjkfld;kajsf;lkasdfaskdfjl;asfjla;sjfvkdsamvamkfj!!!!!!3*%^&*^%*&^$%*&%
***Maximini has signed off
Kibum: ...
***Kibum has signed off
Chapter 14
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So, Jun-chan chatroom is next. Of course, it'll take place right after he kicked Min out of his room. x'D I'll leave his chat-partners a secret, though. Cuz I can~<3 :D
Comments are like Kibum's die smile~<3
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