Hookups and Emoticons [19]

Apr 19, 2010 22:28

Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [19/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary: 
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz

Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~

1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents  ||  2 - Corndogs and O's  || 3 - Money and Bambi ||    4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods  ||   5 - Pokemon and Bananas  ||    6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy  ||    7 - Exercise and Holy Water  ||      8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots  ||   9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms  ||   10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga  ||   11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles  ||   12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships  ||   13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest  ||   14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga  || 15 - Lambs and Bleach  || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture  ||    17 - Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers  ||    18 - Quotation Marks and Kryptonite  ||

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Chapter 19: Sugar-Crack Oxygen and Con-Men

November 23, Monday, 5:01PM

***Chunderful has signed in

***Jaesicle has signed in

Jaesicle: CHUNNIE~~~~~~~~ T.T

Chunderful: o.o What??

Jaesicle: You know~~~~~~~~~~ T.T

Chunderful: No I don't o.o"

Jaesicle: Yesh you do~~~~~~~~~~ TT.TT I've been hinting to you all day~~~~~~~~~~~

Chunderful: No, you've been whining to me all day. About random crap. Like how humid it is outside. And it's November. It's not humid. You're just saying that. And like about how school starts too early in the morning. And about how your 1st period teacher stares at you too much. But who's fault is that???? Quit whining. What's up with you??

Jaesicle; What do you mean, 'who's fault is that???' Mr. Lee is a CREEPER. He should stop calling on me in the middle of class to pick up that stupid pencil he keeps dropping. It's annoyingggggggggggg T.T

Chunderful: *sigh* I don't know why he does that to you. You don't even have an ass to ogle at while he gropes himself under his desk.

Jaesicle: Omo! O.O Is that what he does when I bend over to pick up his......

Jaesicle; EWWWWWWWWWWW

Chunderful: Calm down, I dunno. I was just guessing.

Jaesicle; Too late. >.< I already think he does it. Will you switch 1st periods with meh??

Chunderful: NO!

Jaesicle: T.T Chunniiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee~~~~~~~~

Chunderful: QUIT THAT!! It's frigging annoying. Even when you whine online.

Jaesicle: But I'm saaaaaaaaaaaaaad, Chunnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Chunderful: No, you're annoying.

Jaesicle: You're gonna make meh cry TTTT.TTTT Waaaaaaaahh~~~~~~

Chunderful: Dear god, PLEASE stop being such a baby. What's wrong with you today?????

Jaesicle: Nothing. T^T

Chunderful: Okay then. I'm logging off. Bye.

Jaesicle: Nooooooooo, Chunnieeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Chunderful: You're frustrated

Jaesicle: Chunnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee TT.TT

Chunderful: SHUT UP! D< I know you're frustrated or exhausted or bothered by something cuz I know you, so tell me what's up already

Chunderful: Before I kill myself with toothpaste tonight

Jaesicle: o.o Why would you use toothpaste to kill yourself?

Chunderful: To shove it in my ears so I won't have to listen to your whining. I dunno. I might die from that. I'd give it a shot~

Jaesicle: *sigh* You'd really kill yourself to get away from me, Chunnie?

Chunderful: I'd definitely consider it. I had many dreams about it in my last few classes today. So blissful~

Jaesicle: Don't! I'm delicate today, Chun T.T

Chunderful: Gah. Why, Jae?? Just tell me.

Jaesicle: *sigh*sigh* Yunho

Chunderful: OMG. Did you hear what I heard Junsu heard that Kangin heard that Taeyeon heard that Yunho did to the student council, teachers and even Principal Soo Man??????????????

Jaesicle: What?

Chunderful: Apparently, all the faculty and student council received a special email from him. I heard that the attachment was labeled something like "*URGENT* Super Important School Stuff." But it was actually a link to a gay porn site

Jaesicle: OMO! O.O YUNHO???? How do you know it was definitely him??

Chunderful: Well....the email said it was from Yunho..... Actually no one could recognize the email address as his, but somewhere on the file it said, "Seriously from me. Jung Yuno. President of the Senior Class."

Jaesicle: You spelled 'Yunho' wrong

Chunderful: Oh no, that's what the email said...

Jaesicle: ....So you actually believe that Yunho would send gay porn to all his constituents and spell his own name wrong in the email? =_=

Chunderful: ....They're still investigating it...He was in the principal's office for a long time today

Jaesicle: *sigh* So that's why I didn't see him all day.... *sigh*sigh*

Chunderful: Man, whether he did it or not, it sure was awesome enough to keep me awake for most of the day :D

Jaesicle: Oh, whatever. I don't believe he did it. It's obvious. He won't even let me call him at night anymore, let alone email pics of men touching each other to his principal... He's been semi-avoiding me lately...

Chunderful: Oh.....oh. Is he why you've been so weird today?

Jaesicle: ...Baby, I just don't know what to do

Chunderful: What do you want?

Jaesicle: Yunho. Why can't it be that simple?

Chunderful: =.= It is. Just ask him out.

Jaesicle: No!

Chunderful: Why not?? That's stupid. You both know you like each other. Me and Su helped you two get together. We practically BLED for you people

Jaesicle: Now you're just being overly dramatic, honey

Chunderful: I think I'll go shoot myself in the eye now. Kim Jaejoong just called me overly dramatic. What's this world coming too~~?

Jaesicle: Don't be so silly, Chunnie. And I have my reasons for refusing to just ask the guy out.

Chunderful: Pffft. Like what?? You're a scared little girl?

Jaesicle: Am not! D'x

Chunderful: Then what's with your girliness lately?

Chunderful: Well.....more girliness than usual.....>.>

Jaesicle: *sigh* I know he likes me

Chunderful: Mmhm

Jaesicle: And...for whatever god forsaken reason, I still like him

Chunderful: Mmhm

Jaesicle: And we haven't been on a date yet but I can sense he wants to ask me

Chunderful: Uh-huh

Jaesicle: But he just wont

Chunderful: ...

Jaesicle: Don't you see, Chunnie? )': He just won't ask me for some reason. I mean, the boy can't be THAT nervous, can he?

Chunderful: Okay, first of all, YES. He is.

Jaesicle: Really?

Chunderful: I tried to teach him cock factor but apparently it's either not working or his balls haven't grown big enough for him to use it... Either way, Junsu tells me Yunho's a nervous wreck

Jaesicle: WHAT factor???

Chunderful: And second of all.........YOU ask him out. You pansy =.=

Jaesicle: *gasp* Noes! T.T

Chunderful: WHY???? 90% of all the boyfriends you've had in the past were because of YOU taking the lead and asking those guys out. What's so different about Yunho?

Jaesicle: I don't know Dx

Chunderful: Yes, you do.

Jaesicle: No! I don't! He's just so confuzzling~

Chunderful: Eh? o.o

Jaesicle: 'Confusing.'

Chunderful: Oh. o.o

Jaesicle: Ugh, why don't you catch on to meh lingo as fast as Susu does?

Chunderful: Cuz breathing oxygen doesn't have the effect of ingesting 10 kilos of sugar like it does to Junsu and I'm not a little pussy girl like you are~

Jaesicle: RUDE, Chunnie! D:<

Chunderful: TRUE, Jae! >:P

Jaesicle: Don't give me that. And we both know how much you wish with all your heart and soul that you could BE the sugar-crack oxygen that Susu breathes~ <3

Chunderful: Shut up. Don't change the subject to me. We're talking about you and your FAIL.

Jaesicle: But I don't want to ask Yunho out!

Chunderful: WHY??

Jaesicle: Because!

Chunderful: Because why??

Jaesicle: Because I don't know why!

Chunderful: Because you don't know why what???

Jaesicle: Because I don't know why what's how!

Chunderful: Because you don't know why what's how when??

Jaesicle: Because I don't know why what's how then!

Chunderful: Because you don't know why what's then how huh?? o.o"

Jaesicle: I don't know....

Jaesicle: Part of me doesn't know what Yunho will do. He's just so flustered all the time and jittery and stupid and...cute~<3 And part of me just wants to watch him and see what he'll do first because for some reason I really don't know what he'll do, which is sooooo unsettling for me and I really want to know what he'll do so I can do something back and then....I don't know, Chunnie. T.T

Chunderful: So you're scared

Jaesicle: Kim Jaejoong is not afraid of anything, honey >:|

Chunderful: Yeah, but my Jae is shaking in his well-polished boots

Chunderful: By the way, can I borrow the boots you wore today sometime?

Jaesicle: Oh, sure babe ^.^

Jaesicle: But....it's all so new to me....

Chunderful: Huh? I saw you wear those boots last month

Jaesicle: Not the shoes! Liking Yunho!

Chunderful: Oh. o.o Why?

Jaesicle: I mean....it's not like when I was crushing on Hyunjoon. Remember when I just walked up to him in the hallway, grabbed him and wrote my number across his arm?

Chunderful: xD He couldn't wash that off for days~ Good job using a permanent marker

Jaesicle: ^.^

Chunderful: So just picture Hyunjoon's face on Yunho's and you'll be fine

Chunderful: Or picture his arm. Whatever makes you happy...

Jaesicle: *gasp* No! I don't want Hyunjoon's arm. I want Yunho's

Chunderful: So go get it! Get your man's arm!

Jaesicle: Uggh, you're just so insensitive sometimes. I don't want to just walk up to Yunho and drag him on a date with me.

Chunderful: Who said you'll be dragging him? He'd probably be skipping ahead to open to door for you

Jaesicle: I...just don't want to step on his pride...

Chunderful: O_O Since when have you been worried about anyone's PRIDE?? You trample all over mine all the time. >.> Remember the time I showed you the first song I'd ever composed and you said it sounded like old people on motor scooters....

Jaesicle: It did

Chunderful; Jae!

Jaesicle: I just want to let Yunho take the lead this time. He's just so nervous all the time... I don't want to feel like I'm forcing him to be with me, okay?

Chunderful: =.= That's a dumb idea. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Just force him. I'm sure he'll like it rough coming from you...

Jaesicle: When will you wash that dirty mouth of yours?

Chunderful: When you stop acting like a pussy~ ^.^

Jaesicle: Chunnie, you will take that filthy mind of yours and stuff it when you're around me, okay, honey? >:|

Chunderful: Omg. See? Force! It works!

Jaesicle: *sigh* I don't want to use it on Yunho yet. When we first met, I was forceful enough to be the one to exchange phone numbers but now it's Yunho's turn. It's like a balancing act, right?

Chunderful: No =.=

Jaesicle: Aigoo~ I wanted to chat with you to clear my feelings, baby. You're being incredibly negative

Chunderful: Cuz you're being incredibly stupid. Just be yourself and TAKE HIM if you want him

Jaesicle: I should say the same for you

Chunderful: Eh????? O.O I don't want Yunho

Jaesicle: Pssh. Like I'd let you have him. But I wouldn't mind you snuggling with Yunho's best friend~ <3 <3

Chunderful: ...

Jaesicle: Christmas is next month~ You're gonna need someone special to spend it with. And I'll be busy with Yunnie so you're going to have to find someone special of your own to spend the holiday with ;D

Chunderful: Shut up. And the way things are going with you and your love life, you'll probably end up whining on my shoulder at my house on Christmas with a crappy cup of hot cocoa in one hand and a box of tissues in the other.

Jaesicle: And while I pour out my forlorn heart to your cold, unfeeling soul, you'll be daydreaming about Junsu's bubbly laugh, am I right, baby? <3

Chunderful: Half right. My soul is cold and unfeeling.

Jaesicle: Junsu's a warm person. Why don't you let him warm it up for you?

Chunderful: I can't. It's too soggy with your stupid Bambi!tears

Jaesicle: Ah, baby, Susu's warmth could penetrate through the sogginess if you let him. I'm sure he could thaw a bit of the chilliness surrounding your soul. Turns out that boy's a little too warm for his own good...

Chunderful: Huh? o.o

Jaesicle: Chunnie....

Jaesicle: Never mind.

Chunderful: Eh????

Jaesicle: I'll let him tell you.

Chunderful: Let WHO tell me WHAT?? How did this conversation go from weird metaphors about my soul and your stupid tears to....what is it you're rambling about???

Jaesicle: Don't worry about right now

Chunderful: I'm worried now! Dx

Jaesicle: My hair is pretty

Chunderful: .....

Chunderful; You know I'm not as easily distracted as Junsu, right...?

Jaesicle: Mmm, I like blond but I'm kinda feeling like something new~

Chunderful: You can't change the subject like that, damn it! Tell me wtf you're talking about! And you just dyed your hair last week

Jaesicle: Do you think I should get a haircut, too?

Chunderful: I don't care! Cuz I wanna know what you were talking about before

Jaesicle: You could go with me to get our hair done, Chunnie~ It could be our boy's night out~ <33

Chunderful: Mmm, I dunno. I kinda like my hair now

Chunderful: WAIT. NO. Tell me why you were being weird!!

Jaesicle: I'll make us an appointment, anyway, kay sweetheart <3

Chunderful: Ah, whatever. I'll see what happens. I'm not changing my hair color, though.

Jaesicle: That's fine. No pressure. I just wanna hang out~ ^.^

Chunderful: fd;jag;lejkfljelfdaWAIT A MINUTE

Chunderful: I do NOT have JDSFHD like Su does! Tell me!!! It sounded important

Chunderful: On a side note, JDSFHD stands for Junsu Deficit Super Fricking Hyperactive Disorder. I'm sure it'll be added on the newest addition of the big book of psychological disorders...

Jaesicle: Help me with Yunho, pleaseeee. Su tried yesterday but it didn't help much. T.T

Chunderful: I'm not helping you with anything til you quit trying to distract me!

Jaesicle: Thank you, thank you soooo much, Chunnie~ x3 You're such an ahmazing friend<3 <3

Chunderful: Ah, I know. No problem, Jae.

Chunderful: .....STOP IT!!!

Jaesicle: Love ya, babe! I'll see you at school tomorrow. We'll talk more about our hair bonding laterzzz

Chunderful: Sure thing. I kinda need a pedicure, too

***Jaesicle has signed out

Chunderful: ...........

Chunderful: Damn it! Conned by him again!!!

Chunderful: ....I do have a lot of split ends....

***Chunderful has signed out

Chapter 20
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I'm sorry I've been MIA. T.T Life ate me! D'x
But then it spit me back out temporarily. :'D
Anyway!

TEH CONTEST IN dbkrackweens ! >D
The winner....is displayed in the comm~ Congratulate her! She gets cool graphics stuff from sesshy18 now 8D Woot!



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rating: r, title: hookups and emoticons, genre: drama, pairing: jaemin, genre: romance, pairing: yoosu, genre: comedy, pairing: yunjae

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