Hookups and Emoticons [18]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [18/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga || 15 - Lambs and Bleach || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture || 17 - Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers ||
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Chapter 18: Quotation Marks and Kryptonite
November 22, Sunday, 11:42AM
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: Cupid!Su ish going to work >D
***YumYunYum has signed in
YumYunYum: Hey, Su. What's up
SUnny: You! 8D
YumYunYum: Eh?
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: I'm so smexyyyyyyyy and you all knowzzzz it!!! <3
SUnny: Jae! 8DD
YumYunYum: Omg. JUNSU, you said it was just gonna be us
SUnny: Yep. 8DDD Us and him. Say hello~
Jaesicle: Heeeey, Yunnie~<33
YumYunYum: Hi.
SUnny: o.o Yunho? Is that all you're going to say?
YumYunYum: You said to say hello. I did.
SUnny: First of all, I said to say HELLO. You said HI. D< HI ish lame.
Jaesicle: I kinda like 'hi' <3 <3
SUnny: Hi ish awesome! :3
YumYunYum: ...
SUnny: So, Yunho. >:D How has your life been today?
YumYunYum: Um, okay, I guess.
SUnny: Yep yep. And how has your life been with Jaejoong in it? >D
YumYunYum: Nice. Very very nice.
SUnny: o.o That's all you're going to say?
YumYunYum: I...I guess....
SUnny: D< Be specific, dork
YumYunYum: Umm.....
Jaesicle: I'm listening, Yunnie <3 <3
YumYunYum: Ummm....you looked nice at school on Friday.
Jaesicle: Why, thank you, baby~ But I do have to retouch my smexy blondness. Oh! Or do you think I should die it back to black? Wine red, perhaps?
YumYunYum: I think you'd look good bald
SUnny: o.o"
Jaesicle: Oh...really? That's not really my style, though...
YumYunYum: Oh. Oh! I know. Just..saying..
SUnny: D<
SUnny: YUNHO. DD< Why don't you tell us about all the VOLUNTEER WORK you've been doing lately. Ya know Jae likes to do stuff for the environment and stuff, too~
Jaesicle: I believe in recycling and clean air ;D
YumYunYum: Um, I helped the Science Club clean up the park today.
Jaesicle: Omg! How humane of you, baby~
SUnny: ....
SUnny: AND??? DDD< Inform JAEJOONG about your passion for recycling and shit D<
YumYunYum: Well, I'm class president. I was kind of obligated to help out.
Jaesicle: Oh...you didn't do it for the good of the environment...?
YumYunYum: No, no!
YumYunYum: I mean yes!
YumYunYum: I mean....the world is awesome. And we should work to keep it that way~
Jaesicle: Awww~ <3
YumYunYum: But the class secretary was sick today so I had to give up my lunch time to help out
SUnny: You gave up your lunch again? T.T
Jaesicle: So you didn't do it for the good of nature....
YumYunYum: NO!
YumYunYum: YES!
YumYunYum: I don't know....I don't remember what I did today anymore
SUnny: o.o You just said you starved yourself today to help the Science Club
YumYunYum: Just forget I said anything
SUnny: D< STOP being such a loser!
SUnny: Okay, next topic. :D
SUnny: Hey, Jae~ Did you know Yunho is a world class athlete? ;DD
Jaesicle: Oooooh. Is that where you get your well-defined arm muscles, Yunnie?
YumYunYum: Probably. Maybe.
SUnny: ....
SUnny: Do I have to come to your house and CHOKE the words out of you, Yunho?!!? D< What's WRONG with you??? Is THAT all you're going to say???
YumYunYum: What's wrong with what I said....or typed...or whatever....?
SUnny: Ahem. Let me give you a little advice, ahem. :D
SUnny: BE A COLORFUL HUMAN BEING!!! D8< LIKE MEH!!! I'M AWESOME!!!! STOP BEING LAME!!!! OR I'LL POKE YOUR EYE OUT WITH YOOCHUN'S HAIR BRUSH!!!
SUnny: Jaejoong~ Why don't you try communicating with Yunho? :D
Jaesicle: Lololol, my Susu! xD Okayz, I will.
Jaesicle: Yunnie~<3
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: Why don't you tell me about your oh so exciting athleticism, Yunnie-poo~
YumYunYum: I like soccer.
Jaesicle: Omo! That's such a fun sport~
YumYunYum: Yeah.
SUnny: Loser D<
SUnny: What OTHER sports do you like, Yunho????
YumYunYum: I like sports.
SUnny: =.= We covered that. What. OTHER. SPORTS??? *chomps your face*
YumYunYum: Field hockey is cool. Good. Very good.
Jaesicle: Reallyz?! I've never played that game before but it's fun to watch other people during gym.
YumYunYum: Uh-huh
Jaesicle: I bet you're EXCELLENT at field hockey, Yunnie~
YumYunYum: No. Not really. No.
Jaesicle: Why don't you let me watch you play sometime, Yunnie? It'll be soooo much fun
YumYunYum: No. Not really. No.
Jaesicle: o.o You don't want me to watch you play? Why not?
YumYunYum: Um, it'd be boring.
Jaesicle: Baby, I wouldn't mind watching you and a few of your friends play around for a bit. I promise I wouldn't be bored with you~<3
SUnny: I AM! ]<
YumYunYum: No, really, Jaejoong. You shouldn't.
Jaesicle: Awww~ T.T But...I want to.
YumYunYum: I...I'm sorry. I really don't want you to be..... I'm sorry. It's just better if you don't.
Jaesicle: Well...okay, then, baby. Is there anything else you'd rather we do? Together? Just the two of us? I like ice cream~<3
YumYunYum: God forbid. No.
SUnny: O.O What kind of reaction was that????
Jaesicle: Oh my....
SUnny: Hey, Jae! :D Would you mind logging off for a moment? I'd like to chat with meh dear buddy, Yunho for a while. I'll send you a text when we're ready. Kay? <3
Jaesicle: *sigh* Okay, Susu...
***Jaesicle has signed out
SUnny: He's gone now. :D
SUnny: lhjkadfgfgjkldfgskaefgljkhlfgfjklddfgkldfhhbjdfhjlffbhwjkdfjbkfad
SUnny: WHAT THE FUCKASS WAS THAT YUNHO?!??!??!?!?!?? DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8<
YumYunYum: Whoa. What????
SUnny: I thought you LIKED Jaejoong!!! ]8<
YumYunYum: I do!
SUnny: I thought you wanted to have his babies!!! ]]8<
YumYunYum: I do!
YumYunYum: Wait....I can't.....
SUnny: And just WHY THE HELL NOT???? Me and Yoochun took time out of OUR WONDERFUL LIVES to help you hook up with Kim Jaejoong and you're being a complete jackass pussy now!!!??!?! RAWR!! What the fuck do you mean 'I CAN'T?????'
YumYunYum: I can't have his babies...I'm a guy...
SUnny: o.o"
SUnny: That's the besides the point!! DD<
SUnny: What the AL;DFJ;ALSFJ;AKLJ ish wrong with you?????
YumYunYum: I....I don't know....
SUnny: Yes you do! You're YUNHO. You ALWAYS know!
YumYunYum: Junsu.....I'm sorry I got you into this but....I thought I could handle it. But I can't, okay?
SUnny: O___O
SUnny: This is so going in my blog. O_____O" Today on November 22, Yunho admits defeat....Whoa~
YumYunYum: Shut up, man. I just can't. I didn't realize it til recently that this is just too much for me. So....we can just drop it now.
SUnny: O.O JAEJOONG is too much for you???? JAEJOONG??? He's just a human being!
YumYunYum: Not to me. He's so much more.....
SUnny: Then RAPE him >D
YumYunYum: I can't!
SUnny: Rape ish not something you can give up so easily~ Tiz a fun activity~ ;D
SUnny: You get to do stuff like....
SUnny: MAKE OUT WITH JAEJOONG! >:D
YumYunYum: NO!
SUnny: O.O
YumYunYum: I'd never be able to do something like that without making a complete idiot of myself.
SUnny: O.o"
YumYunYum: Have you ever listened to a conversation between us?? It's a disaster, man. It never fails. Every time I see him, I choke up and all I say is the wrong thing. And then even if I relax for a brief moment, I get distracted by just how damn amazing Jaejoong is and something way too too honest slips out of my pathetic mouth and I ruin it all.
YumYunYum: Do you KNOW how much I treasured the phone calls he makes at night right before I go to bed????? Man, last time he called, I dreamed I was THE Burger King, okay? THE Burger King. I had a cane and everything. It was amazing.
SUnny: O.O What does the cane have to do with anything?
YumYunYum: Canes are awesome
SUnny: O.O" You have problems >.>
YumYunYum: Exactly. Which is why I've been avoiding his nightly calls. I don't deserve his silky smooth voice pouring rivulets of Jaejoong's soul into my unworthy eardrums
SUnny: o.o ....I didn't know you were that poetic...
YumYunYum: It's because of Jaejoong...he does things to you....
SUnny: ....Both you and Yoochun should stop listening to music lyrics so closely
YumYunYum: It's not the music in my iPod. It's the music in Jaejoong's eyes~
SUnny: ...
YumYunYum: *sigh*
SUnny: =.= You're hopeless
YumYunYum: Exactly! It'll never work out between us. I'll just ruin it. With my stupid mouth.
SUnny: Your mouth isn't stupid. You're class president! :D You're the most eloquent person I know~
SUnny: It's your brain that's stupid >.>
YumYunYum: Do I have to compare our IQs again?
SUnny: No! *sobs* T.T I mean the romance part of your brain! It's broken
YumYunYum: So what? You suggesting I get a lobotomy or something?
SUnny: Yes! >:D
YumYunYum: ...
SUnny: But that's expensive, so we're gonna do this the Junsu Way. >D
YumYunYum: I'm afraid....
SUnny: You want a date with the Jae, right? D<
YumYunYum: ...
SUnny: DO. YOU. WANT. DAT??? ]<
SUnny: **A. DATE. o.o"
YumYunYum: Huh?
SUnny: DO. YOU. WANT. A. DATE??? >.> I type too fast....don't pick on meh typos!! TT.TT
YumYunYum: Well, if you'd fricking calm down every few minutes, you could control yourself enough to have better command over your fingers.
SUnny: I'M NEVAH CALM!! 8D
YumYunYum: ...
SUnny: Well?!? You want a Jae!date or what???
YumYunYum: But...I can't say anything to him. I'll screw everything up.
SUnny: You're the only man I know with such a huge, dangling pussy D<
YumYunYum: WHAT??
SUnny: Just do what I say! DD< I'm texting Jae back into the chat room. Freak!!
YumYunYum: Wait, no! I'm not ready yet! At least let me do some breathing exercises
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: Hey, boys<3 Are you ready for meh yet?
SUnny: Yes! :D
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Yunho, say yes
YumYunYum: Yes.
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: Now say, "I am totally ready for you, Jae. You and the music in your eyes."
YumYunYum: I am totally ready for you, Jae. You and the music in your eyes.
Jaesicle: AWWWWWWWWW!! <3 <3
SUnny: "You're awesome."
YumYunYum: You're awesome.
SUnny: "Junsu ish awesome :3"
YumYunYum: Junsu ish awesome :3
SUnny: >D
YumYunYum: Wait.....ah, Su! Don't do that.
SUnny: Mwaha!
Jaesicle: Omona~ You two are so funny ;D
SUnny: Yunho, say, "I know. I was born with awesome jeans."
YumYunYum: I know. I was born with awesome jeans.
YumYunYum: ...Don't you mean, "awesome genes??"
SUnny: o.o I dunno. You said it. >D
Jaesicle: Lolololol~ So, Yunnie, tell me about your responsibilities as class president. I know you're always so busyyyyy with school activities
SUnny: Yunho, say, "I....o.o Dude, what are your responsibilities??"
YumYunYum: I....o.o Dude what are your responsibilities??
SUnny: =_= Not that, IDIOT! Just tell me so I can tell you how to say it!
YumYunYum: =_= Not that, IDIOT! Just tell me so I can tell you how to say it!
SUnny: That wasn't even in quotation marks! Repeat what I type in "quotation marks!"
YumYunYum: quotation marks!
SUnny: O.O You're just fucking with me, aren't you? =.=
SUnny: Wait, don't repeat that! >.< Okay, just say this, "I'm like Super Man, baby. I can do anything and you're my smexay Kryptonite ;D"
YumYunYum: ...Are you sure?
SUnny: DO IT! Grrrrrrr
YumYunYum: ...
YumYunYum: I'm like Super Man, baby. I can do anything and you're my smexay Kryptonite ;D
YumYunYum: That's semi-creepy, Su...
Jaesicle: Omona~ You're just so cute!
YumYunYum: Keep giving me lines, Su.
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: Ha! >D Okay, stay with meh, Yun, this one's gonna blow you both away
SUnny: Okay, say, "Hey, Jae baby~ You wanna know what feels better than morning sunlight, jaccuzzi bubbles and sex on the beach combined?"
YumYunYum: Hey, Jae baby~ You wanna know what feels better than morning sunlight, jaccuzzi bubbles and sex on the beach combined?
Jaesicle: *gigglez* I dunno, baby. What? <3 <3
SUnny: "The sound of your silky smooth voice pouring rivulets of your soul into my unworthy eardrums ;D"
YumYunYum: The sound of your silky smooth voice pouring rivulets of your soul into my unworthy eardrums ;D
Jaesicle; *squeals* Omg! That gives me shivers up and down my spine~
SUnny: "Oh, baby, your smile gives me shivers up, down, around and sideways in ways neither of us could evah understand~"
YumYunYum: Oh, baby, your smile gives me shivers up, down, around and sideways in ways neither of us could evah understand~
Jaesicle: Oh, ish my smile that delicious? ;DDD
SUnny: "More delicious than the taste of your name on my lips~"
YumYunYum: More delicious than the taste of your name on my lips~
Jaesicle: Omona! <3 <3 <3
SUnny: "Jaejoong~"
YumYunYum: Jaejoong~
Jaesicle: Oh, I told you, babe, you can call me Jaejoongie~
SUnny: "Jaejoongie~"
YumYunYum: Taepoongie~
SUnny: O.O
YumYunYum: Oh. Oh crap. I'm so sorry! That's my dog's name
Jaesicle: You just called me by your...dog's name?
YumYunYum: No! I mean, well yes, but...that's not what I meant! Typo!
SUnny: Just do what I tell you to do D<
Jaesicle: No, wait, Susu.
SUnny: o.o
Jaesicle: You two are cute together and everything, but I'd rather Yunho speak to me with his own mind, ya know? <3
SUnny: Psh! I thought you wanted my help. DD< He's pure hopelessness!
YumYunYum: What do you mean by "help?"
SUnny: o.o"
SUnny:Nothing >.>
Jaesicle: Aigoo...I don't think this is working, Su. But thanks for trying, baby. You knowz I love you down to the floor~
SUnny: 8D Thanks!
YumYunYum: Wait...what's not working?
Jaesicle: I'll see you at school tomorrow, Su, love <3
SUnny: Yeah! 8'D
Jaesicle: And Yunnie....
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: I'll...see you later. Kay?
YumYunYum: ...Okay...
Jaesicle: And Yunho....?
YumYunYum: Yeah?
Jaesicle: ...Never mind. Bye.
***Jaesicle has signed out
SUnny: *throws Cheerios at chu* DDDDDD<
YumYunYum: I told you.
SUnny: WHY, Yunho???? WHY?!?!?!?
SUnny: What happened to MY Yunho that never gives up?? After all the years I've known you, you've never just GIVEN UP like that. NEVAH! 3:< What's wrong with you?????
YumYunYum: That's what I'm trying to figure out....
SUnny: Gah! >.< I was feeding him to you on fucking golden platter (Not silver! GOLDEN! D8) and you screwed it up sky high!
YumYunYum: I know...
SUnny: How do you expect to succeed in life? =.=
YumYunYum: I will succeed in life. I have confidence in life. Jaejoong in that life is a different story...
SUnny: Shut up! Don't talk like that! I'm helping you with your sad, disastrous, STINKY love life and it WILL work!
SUnny: You're just ROYALLY SCREWING UP because you're just not used to this kind of situation
YumYunYum: What do you mean? Like a situation where I can easily make a complete and total fool of myself?
SUnny: Yes. :D Somewhat.
YumYunYum: Pfft. I'm not afraid of that. I'm always aware of the possibilities of bad consequences when I'm making decisions in leadership positions. But it doesn't phase me. I just...do what I've got to do. It's different from screwing up with Jaejoong.... It's...I dunno.
SUnny: It's cuz he's a fine piece of ass >;D
YumYunYum: Junsu, don't talk about him like that, I'm warning you.
SUnny: O.O"
SUnny: OMG, see??? 8D You've just gotta be like that around him!
YumYunYum: Huh? What, protective??
SUnny: I dunno. Maybe. If it works. *shrugs*
SUnny: Or maybe you should just find your niche with Jaejoong. >D Find out your JAE-DENITY~
YumYunYum: My what??
SUnny: :D Jae-denity~ Jaejoong-identity. Like, you know how to act around the student council and around teachers and around your mom and around me (You're a bit more rude with me than you are with other groups mentioned, but I can deal with it..... >.>) You should just find out what identity to use around the love of your life~
YumYunYum: It wouldn't work. Even if I turned myself into a motorcycle-riding bad boy if that's what Jae is into, I'd still just be a motorcycle-riding bad boy who stutters when he talks and unintentionally encourages his potential, almost-boyfriend to shave his head bald and have grocery sex with him
SUnny: O__O GROCERY SEX?????
YumYunYum: *sigh* I'd rather not explain....
SUnny: fg;k;fakgelkggldfsg;;raeltijegjeio;
SUnny: You need professional help >.>
YumYunYum: Yeah. But you're all I've got.
SUnny: Right! :D So do what I say and you'll be fine and in between Jaejoongie's legs in no time~
YumYunYum: Junsu......
SUnny: Alright, alright! >.> I'll stop talking about Jaejoong's smexy, lucious anatomy >D
YumYunYum: ....
SUnny: :D
YumYunYum: *sigh*
SUnny: Oh, shoot! o.o Hello, Baby ish coming on. :3 Gotta go, Yun. Meh TV calls meh~
YumYunYum: Okay
***Maximini has signed in
SUnny: Think about what personas you want to try on Jaejoong while I wrestle the remote control away from Changmin and watch TV >D
Maximini: o.o Just for that, I'm hiding the remote. In a place you'd never acquire the brain power to bother to look
SUnny: WTF!!!!LDFJ;ALKFLFAWJ;LEFLWEJ O.O
SUnny: Get out!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:<
Maximini: Nope. Dad's not coming back from Incheon til late tonight, so his laptop is all mine. I'll annoy you on the internet as long as I want
SUnny: *grabs you by your hair and sticks you back inside Mom's womb*
Maximini: Ew
SUnny: It's where you belong >8|
YumYunYum: Umm....
Maximini: You.
YumYunYum: Me?
Maximini: You.
SUnny: Yunho? O.o
Maximini: So, Jung. Tell me. How are your shins?
SUnny: o.O"
YumYunYum: Um.....okay, I guess...
Maximini: Oh. Really? That's too bad.
SUnny: O_O
Maximini: Well, I just wanted to apologize for always tripping you in the hallways at school. Gosh darnit! I guess I'm just growing so fast I don't know what to do with all these elongating limbs. My bad.
Maximini: Any bad bruises?
YumYunYum: Um...one, I think. The bleeding from my kneecap stopped recently...
Maximini: Ha!
Maxmini: Sorry, man. Won't happen again. I swear by the angelic glow in Jaejoong's skin.
Maximini: So, Yunho.....any interesting news from the principal? Anything....strange?
YumYunYum: What do you mean?
Maximini: Um, I dunno. Just some things I might have...heard. So, no weird emails from the principals or teachers or student council....say.....accusing you of something?
YumYunYum: .....No.
Maximini: Oh. Well good.
SUnny: >.>
Maximini: Well, I wish you good luck and prosperity in the future.
Maximini: Perhaps specifically for tomorrow when you go to school...I think you'll need it.
YumYunYum: Thanks......?
Maximini: You're welcome, Jaejoong.
SUnny: o.o Jaejoong isn't even here....
Maximini: I know. There's no reason I can't appreciate him in any way I want, whenever I want, right? I just care that much about him. He's such a good person.
Maximini: And I'm sure he has no tolerance for lewd, obnoxious perverts, Yunho.
YumYunYum: Excuse me??
Maximini: Nothing. Nothing.....
Maximini: I'll beat you to the TV, Junsu
Maximini: Bye, YUNHO.
***Maximini has signed out
YumYunYum: ...
SUnny: o.O
YumYunYum: That was weird.
SUnny: You say that, but you don't have to live with the freak >.>
SUnny: Aw, crap, that loser is gonna make me miss my show! >.<
SUnny: See you tomorrow, Yunho! 8D
SUnny: Omg, I'd better hurry if want to beat Changmin to the TV. O.O He's on Dad's laptop, downstairs, so he's closer to it. Noooooooooooo!
YumYunYum: Um, have fun with that?
SUnny: SIBLING WARS! D8
***SUnny has signed out
YumYunYum: ...
YumYunYum: Jaejoong, Jaejoong, Jaejoong, Jaejoongie....
YumYunYum: <3
***YumYunYum has signed out
Chapter 19
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I know, guys. It's been a while. I was stuck for quite some time. Yunho was just....so much fail. x'D But it's here! I hope the next chapter will be faster~
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [18/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga || 15 - Lambs and Bleach || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture || 17 - Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers ||
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Chapter 18: Quotation Marks and Kryptonite
November 22, Sunday, 11:42AM
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: Cupid!Su ish going to work >D
***YumYunYum has signed in
YumYunYum: Hey, Su. What's up
SUnny: You! 8D
YumYunYum: Eh?
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: I'm so smexyyyyyyyy and you all knowzzzz it!!! <3
SUnny: Jae! 8DD
YumYunYum: Omg. JUNSU, you said it was just gonna be us
SUnny: Yep. 8DDD Us and him. Say hello~
Jaesicle: Heeeey, Yunnie~<33
YumYunYum: Hi.
SUnny: o.o Yunho? Is that all you're going to say?
YumYunYum: You said to say hello. I did.
SUnny: First of all, I said to say HELLO. You said HI. D< HI ish lame.
Jaesicle: I kinda like 'hi' <3 <3
SUnny: Hi ish awesome! :3
YumYunYum: ...
SUnny: So, Yunho. >:D How has your life been today?
YumYunYum: Um, okay, I guess.
SUnny: Yep yep. And how has your life been with Jaejoong in it? >D
YumYunYum: Nice. Very very nice.
SUnny: o.o That's all you're going to say?
YumYunYum: I...I guess....
SUnny: D< Be specific, dork
YumYunYum: Umm.....
Jaesicle: I'm listening, Yunnie <3 <3
YumYunYum: Ummm....you looked nice at school on Friday.
Jaesicle: Why, thank you, baby~ But I do have to retouch my smexy blondness. Oh! Or do you think I should die it back to black? Wine red, perhaps?
YumYunYum: I think you'd look good bald
SUnny: o.o"
Jaesicle: Oh...really? That's not really my style, though...
YumYunYum: Oh. Oh! I know. Just..saying..
SUnny: D<
SUnny: YUNHO. DD< Why don't you tell us about all the VOLUNTEER WORK you've been doing lately. Ya know Jae likes to do stuff for the environment and stuff, too~
Jaesicle: I believe in recycling and clean air ;D
YumYunYum: Um, I helped the Science Club clean up the park today.
Jaesicle: Omg! How humane of you, baby~
SUnny: ....
SUnny: AND??? DDD< Inform JAEJOONG about your passion for recycling and shit D<
YumYunYum: Well, I'm class president. I was kind of obligated to help out.
Jaesicle: Oh...you didn't do it for the good of the environment...?
YumYunYum: No, no!
YumYunYum: I mean yes!
YumYunYum: I mean....the world is awesome. And we should work to keep it that way~
Jaesicle: Awww~ <3
YumYunYum: But the class secretary was sick today so I had to give up my lunch time to help out
SUnny: You gave up your lunch again? T.T
Jaesicle: So you didn't do it for the good of nature....
YumYunYum: NO!
YumYunYum: YES!
YumYunYum: I don't know....I don't remember what I did today anymore
SUnny: o.o You just said you starved yourself today to help the Science Club
YumYunYum: Just forget I said anything
SUnny: D< STOP being such a loser!
SUnny: Okay, next topic. :D
SUnny: Hey, Jae~ Did you know Yunho is a world class athlete? ;DD
Jaesicle: Oooooh. Is that where you get your well-defined arm muscles, Yunnie?
YumYunYum: Probably. Maybe.
SUnny: ....
SUnny: Do I have to come to your house and CHOKE the words out of you, Yunho?!!? D< What's WRONG with you??? Is THAT all you're going to say???
YumYunYum: What's wrong with what I said....or typed...or whatever....?
SUnny: Ahem. Let me give you a little advice, ahem. :D
SUnny: BE A COLORFUL HUMAN BEING!!! D8< LIKE MEH!!! I'M AWESOME!!!! STOP BEING LAME!!!! OR I'LL POKE YOUR EYE OUT WITH YOOCHUN'S HAIR BRUSH!!!
SUnny: Jaejoong~ Why don't you try communicating with Yunho? :D
Jaesicle: Lololol, my Susu! xD Okayz, I will.
Jaesicle: Yunnie~<3
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: Why don't you tell me about your oh so exciting athleticism, Yunnie-poo~
YumYunYum: I like soccer.
Jaesicle: Omo! That's such a fun sport~
YumYunYum: Yeah.
SUnny: Loser D<
SUnny: What OTHER sports do you like, Yunho????
YumYunYum: I like sports.
SUnny: =.= We covered that. What. OTHER. SPORTS??? *chomps your face*
YumYunYum: Field hockey is cool. Good. Very good.
Jaesicle: Reallyz?! I've never played that game before but it's fun to watch other people during gym.
YumYunYum: Uh-huh
Jaesicle: I bet you're EXCELLENT at field hockey, Yunnie~
YumYunYum: No. Not really. No.
Jaesicle: Why don't you let me watch you play sometime, Yunnie? It'll be soooo much fun
YumYunYum: No. Not really. No.
Jaesicle: o.o You don't want me to watch you play? Why not?
YumYunYum: Um, it'd be boring.
Jaesicle: Baby, I wouldn't mind watching you and a few of your friends play around for a bit. I promise I wouldn't be bored with you~<3
SUnny: I AM! ]<
YumYunYum: No, really, Jaejoong. You shouldn't.
Jaesicle: Awww~ T.T But...I want to.
YumYunYum: I...I'm sorry. I really don't want you to be..... I'm sorry. It's just better if you don't.
Jaesicle: Well...okay, then, baby. Is there anything else you'd rather we do? Together? Just the two of us? I like ice cream~<3
YumYunYum: God forbid. No.
SUnny: O.O What kind of reaction was that????
Jaesicle: Oh my....
SUnny: Hey, Jae! :D Would you mind logging off for a moment? I'd like to chat with meh dear buddy, Yunho for a while. I'll send you a text when we're ready. Kay? <3
Jaesicle: *sigh* Okay, Susu...
***Jaesicle has signed out
SUnny: He's gone now. :D
SUnny: lhjkadfgfgjkldfgskaefgljkhlfgfjklddfgkldfhhbjdfhjlffbhwjkdfjbkfad
SUnny: WHAT THE FUCKASS WAS THAT YUNHO?!??!??!?!?!?? DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8<
YumYunYum: Whoa. What????
SUnny: I thought you LIKED Jaejoong!!! ]8<
YumYunYum: I do!
SUnny: I thought you wanted to have his babies!!! ]]8<
YumYunYum: I do!
YumYunYum: Wait....I can't.....
SUnny: And just WHY THE HELL NOT???? Me and Yoochun took time out of OUR WONDERFUL LIVES to help you hook up with Kim Jaejoong and you're being a complete jackass pussy now!!!??!?! RAWR!! What the fuck do you mean 'I CAN'T?????'
YumYunYum: I can't have his babies...I'm a guy...
SUnny: o.o"
SUnny: That's the besides the point!! DD<
SUnny: What the AL;DFJ;ALSFJ;AKLJ ish wrong with you?????
YumYunYum: I....I don't know....
SUnny: Yes you do! You're YUNHO. You ALWAYS know!
YumYunYum: Junsu.....I'm sorry I got you into this but....I thought I could handle it. But I can't, okay?
SUnny: O___O
SUnny: This is so going in my blog. O_____O" Today on November 22, Yunho admits defeat....Whoa~
YumYunYum: Shut up, man. I just can't. I didn't realize it til recently that this is just too much for me. So....we can just drop it now.
SUnny: O.O JAEJOONG is too much for you???? JAEJOONG??? He's just a human being!
YumYunYum: Not to me. He's so much more.....
SUnny: Then RAPE him >D
YumYunYum: I can't!
SUnny: Rape ish not something you can give up so easily~ Tiz a fun activity~ ;D
SUnny: You get to do stuff like....
SUnny: MAKE OUT WITH JAEJOONG! >:D
YumYunYum: NO!
SUnny: O.O
YumYunYum: I'd never be able to do something like that without making a complete idiot of myself.
SUnny: O.o"
YumYunYum: Have you ever listened to a conversation between us?? It's a disaster, man. It never fails. Every time I see him, I choke up and all I say is the wrong thing. And then even if I relax for a brief moment, I get distracted by just how damn amazing Jaejoong is and something way too too honest slips out of my pathetic mouth and I ruin it all.
YumYunYum: Do you KNOW how much I treasured the phone calls he makes at night right before I go to bed????? Man, last time he called, I dreamed I was THE Burger King, okay? THE Burger King. I had a cane and everything. It was amazing.
SUnny: O.O What does the cane have to do with anything?
YumYunYum: Canes are awesome
SUnny: O.O" You have problems >.>
YumYunYum: Exactly. Which is why I've been avoiding his nightly calls. I don't deserve his silky smooth voice pouring rivulets of Jaejoong's soul into my unworthy eardrums
SUnny: o.o ....I didn't know you were that poetic...
YumYunYum: It's because of Jaejoong...he does things to you....
SUnny: ....Both you and Yoochun should stop listening to music lyrics so closely
YumYunYum: It's not the music in my iPod. It's the music in Jaejoong's eyes~
SUnny: ...
YumYunYum: *sigh*
SUnny: =.= You're hopeless
YumYunYum: Exactly! It'll never work out between us. I'll just ruin it. With my stupid mouth.
SUnny: Your mouth isn't stupid. You're class president! :D You're the most eloquent person I know~
SUnny: It's your brain that's stupid >.>
YumYunYum: Do I have to compare our IQs again?
SUnny: No! *sobs* T.T I mean the romance part of your brain! It's broken
YumYunYum: So what? You suggesting I get a lobotomy or something?
SUnny: Yes! >:D
YumYunYum: ...
SUnny: But that's expensive, so we're gonna do this the Junsu Way. >D
YumYunYum: I'm afraid....
SUnny: You want a date with the Jae, right? D<
YumYunYum: ...
SUnny: DO. YOU. WANT. DAT??? ]<
SUnny: **A. DATE. o.o"
YumYunYum: Huh?
SUnny: DO. YOU. WANT. A. DATE??? >.> I type too fast....don't pick on meh typos!! TT.TT
YumYunYum: Well, if you'd fricking calm down every few minutes, you could control yourself enough to have better command over your fingers.
SUnny: I'M NEVAH CALM!! 8D
YumYunYum: ...
SUnny: Well?!? You want a Jae!date or what???
YumYunYum: But...I can't say anything to him. I'll screw everything up.
SUnny: You're the only man I know with such a huge, dangling pussy D<
YumYunYum: WHAT??
SUnny: Just do what I say! DD< I'm texting Jae back into the chat room. Freak!!
YumYunYum: Wait, no! I'm not ready yet! At least let me do some breathing exercises
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: Hey, boys<3 Are you ready for meh yet?
SUnny: Yes! :D
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Yunho, say yes
YumYunYum: Yes.
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: Now say, "I am totally ready for you, Jae. You and the music in your eyes."
YumYunYum: I am totally ready for you, Jae. You and the music in your eyes.
Jaesicle: AWWWWWWWWW!! <3 <3
SUnny: "You're awesome."
YumYunYum: You're awesome.
SUnny: "Junsu ish awesome :3"
YumYunYum: Junsu ish awesome :3
SUnny: >D
YumYunYum: Wait.....ah, Su! Don't do that.
SUnny: Mwaha!
Jaesicle: Omona~ You two are so funny ;D
SUnny: Yunho, say, "I know. I was born with awesome jeans."
YumYunYum: I know. I was born with awesome jeans.
YumYunYum: ...Don't you mean, "awesome genes??"
SUnny: o.o I dunno. You said it. >D
Jaesicle: Lolololol~ So, Yunnie, tell me about your responsibilities as class president. I know you're always so busyyyyy with school activities
SUnny: Yunho, say, "I....o.o Dude, what are your responsibilities??"
YumYunYum: I....o.o Dude what are your responsibilities??
SUnny: =_= Not that, IDIOT! Just tell me so I can tell you how to say it!
YumYunYum: =_= Not that, IDIOT! Just tell me so I can tell you how to say it!
SUnny: That wasn't even in quotation marks! Repeat what I type in "quotation marks!"
YumYunYum: quotation marks!
SUnny: O.O You're just fucking with me, aren't you? =.=
SUnny: Wait, don't repeat that! >.< Okay, just say this, "I'm like Super Man, baby. I can do anything and you're my smexay Kryptonite ;D"
YumYunYum: ...Are you sure?
SUnny: DO IT! Grrrrrrr
YumYunYum: ...
YumYunYum: I'm like Super Man, baby. I can do anything and you're my smexay Kryptonite ;D
YumYunYum: That's semi-creepy, Su...
Jaesicle: Omona~ You're just so cute!
YumYunYum: Keep giving me lines, Su.
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: Ha! >D Okay, stay with meh, Yun, this one's gonna blow you both away
SUnny: Okay, say, "Hey, Jae baby~ You wanna know what feels better than morning sunlight, jaccuzzi bubbles and sex on the beach combined?"
YumYunYum: Hey, Jae baby~ You wanna know what feels better than morning sunlight, jaccuzzi bubbles and sex on the beach combined?
Jaesicle: *gigglez* I dunno, baby. What? <3 <3
SUnny: "The sound of your silky smooth voice pouring rivulets of your soul into my unworthy eardrums ;D"
YumYunYum: The sound of your silky smooth voice pouring rivulets of your soul into my unworthy eardrums ;D
Jaesicle; *squeals* Omg! That gives me shivers up and down my spine~
SUnny: "Oh, baby, your smile gives me shivers up, down, around and sideways in ways neither of us could evah understand~"
YumYunYum: Oh, baby, your smile gives me shivers up, down, around and sideways in ways neither of us could evah understand~
Jaesicle: Oh, ish my smile that delicious? ;DDD
SUnny: "More delicious than the taste of your name on my lips~"
YumYunYum: More delicious than the taste of your name on my lips~
Jaesicle: Omona! <3 <3 <3
SUnny: "Jaejoong~"
YumYunYum: Jaejoong~
Jaesicle: Oh, I told you, babe, you can call me Jaejoongie~
SUnny: "Jaejoongie~"
YumYunYum: Taepoongie~
SUnny: O.O
YumYunYum: Oh. Oh crap. I'm so sorry! That's my dog's name
Jaesicle: You just called me by your...dog's name?
YumYunYum: No! I mean, well yes, but...that's not what I meant! Typo!
SUnny: Just do what I tell you to do D<
Jaesicle: No, wait, Susu.
SUnny: o.o
Jaesicle: You two are cute together and everything, but I'd rather Yunho speak to me with his own mind, ya know? <3
SUnny: Psh! I thought you wanted my help. DD< He's pure hopelessness!
YumYunYum: What do you mean by "help?"
SUnny: o.o"
SUnny:Nothing >.>
Jaesicle: Aigoo...I don't think this is working, Su. But thanks for trying, baby. You knowz I love you down to the floor~
SUnny: 8D Thanks!
YumYunYum: Wait...what's not working?
Jaesicle: I'll see you at school tomorrow, Su, love <3
SUnny: Yeah! 8'D
Jaesicle: And Yunnie....
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: I'll...see you later. Kay?
YumYunYum: ...Okay...
Jaesicle: And Yunho....?
YumYunYum: Yeah?
Jaesicle: ...Never mind. Bye.
***Jaesicle has signed out
SUnny: *throws Cheerios at chu* DDDDDD<
YumYunYum: I told you.
SUnny: WHY, Yunho???? WHY?!?!?!?
SUnny: What happened to MY Yunho that never gives up?? After all the years I've known you, you've never just GIVEN UP like that. NEVAH! 3:< What's wrong with you?????
YumYunYum: That's what I'm trying to figure out....
SUnny: Gah! >.< I was feeding him to you on fucking golden platter (Not silver! GOLDEN! D8) and you screwed it up sky high!
YumYunYum: I know...
SUnny: How do you expect to succeed in life? =.=
YumYunYum: I will succeed in life. I have confidence in life. Jaejoong in that life is a different story...
SUnny: Shut up! Don't talk like that! I'm helping you with your sad, disastrous, STINKY love life and it WILL work!
SUnny: You're just ROYALLY SCREWING UP because you're just not used to this kind of situation
YumYunYum: What do you mean? Like a situation where I can easily make a complete and total fool of myself?
SUnny: Yes. :D Somewhat.
YumYunYum: Pfft. I'm not afraid of that. I'm always aware of the possibilities of bad consequences when I'm making decisions in leadership positions. But it doesn't phase me. I just...do what I've got to do. It's different from screwing up with Jaejoong.... It's...I dunno.
SUnny: It's cuz he's a fine piece of ass >;D
YumYunYum: Junsu, don't talk about him like that, I'm warning you.
SUnny: O.O"
SUnny: OMG, see??? 8D You've just gotta be like that around him!
YumYunYum: Huh? What, protective??
SUnny: I dunno. Maybe. If it works. *shrugs*
SUnny: Or maybe you should just find your niche with Jaejoong. >D Find out your JAE-DENITY~
YumYunYum: My what??
SUnny: :D Jae-denity~ Jaejoong-identity. Like, you know how to act around the student council and around teachers and around your mom and around me (You're a bit more rude with me than you are with other groups mentioned, but I can deal with it..... >.>) You should just find out what identity to use around the love of your life~
YumYunYum: It wouldn't work. Even if I turned myself into a motorcycle-riding bad boy if that's what Jae is into, I'd still just be a motorcycle-riding bad boy who stutters when he talks and unintentionally encourages his potential, almost-boyfriend to shave his head bald and have grocery sex with him
SUnny: O__O GROCERY SEX?????
YumYunYum: *sigh* I'd rather not explain....
SUnny: fg;k;fakgelkggldfsg;;raeltijegjeio;
SUnny: You need professional help >.>
YumYunYum: Yeah. But you're all I've got.
SUnny: Right! :D So do what I say and you'll be fine and in between Jaejoongie's legs in no time~
YumYunYum: Junsu......
SUnny: Alright, alright! >.> I'll stop talking about Jaejoong's smexy, lucious anatomy >D
YumYunYum: ....
SUnny: :D
YumYunYum: *sigh*
SUnny: Oh, shoot! o.o Hello, Baby ish coming on. :3 Gotta go, Yun. Meh TV calls meh~
YumYunYum: Okay
***Maximini has signed in
SUnny: Think about what personas you want to try on Jaejoong while I wrestle the remote control away from Changmin and watch TV >D
Maximini: o.o Just for that, I'm hiding the remote. In a place you'd never acquire the brain power to bother to look
SUnny: WTF!!!!LDFJ;ALKFLFAWJ;LEFLWEJ O.O
SUnny: Get out!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:<
Maximini: Nope. Dad's not coming back from Incheon til late tonight, so his laptop is all mine. I'll annoy you on the internet as long as I want
SUnny: *grabs you by your hair and sticks you back inside Mom's womb*
Maximini: Ew
SUnny: It's where you belong >8|
YumYunYum: Umm....
Maximini: You.
YumYunYum: Me?
Maximini: You.
SUnny: Yunho? O.o
Maximini: So, Jung. Tell me. How are your shins?
SUnny: o.O"
YumYunYum: Um.....okay, I guess...
Maximini: Oh. Really? That's too bad.
SUnny: O_O
Maximini: Well, I just wanted to apologize for always tripping you in the hallways at school. Gosh darnit! I guess I'm just growing so fast I don't know what to do with all these elongating limbs. My bad.
Maximini: Any bad bruises?
YumYunYum: Um...one, I think. The bleeding from my kneecap stopped recently...
Maximini: Ha!
Maxmini: Sorry, man. Won't happen again. I swear by the angelic glow in Jaejoong's skin.
Maximini: So, Yunho.....any interesting news from the principal? Anything....strange?
YumYunYum: What do you mean?
Maximini: Um, I dunno. Just some things I might have...heard. So, no weird emails from the principals or teachers or student council....say.....accusing you of something?
YumYunYum: .....No.
Maximini: Oh. Well good.
SUnny: >.>
Maximini: Well, I wish you good luck and prosperity in the future.
Maximini: Perhaps specifically for tomorrow when you go to school...I think you'll need it.
YumYunYum: Thanks......?
Maximini: You're welcome, Jaejoong.
SUnny: o.o Jaejoong isn't even here....
Maximini: I know. There's no reason I can't appreciate him in any way I want, whenever I want, right? I just care that much about him. He's such a good person.
Maximini: And I'm sure he has no tolerance for lewd, obnoxious perverts, Yunho.
YumYunYum: Excuse me??
Maximini: Nothing. Nothing.....
Maximini: I'll beat you to the TV, Junsu
Maximini: Bye, YUNHO.
***Maximini has signed out
YumYunYum: ...
SUnny: o.O
YumYunYum: That was weird.
SUnny: You say that, but you don't have to live with the freak >.>
SUnny: Aw, crap, that loser is gonna make me miss my show! >.<
SUnny: See you tomorrow, Yunho! 8D
SUnny: Omg, I'd better hurry if want to beat Changmin to the TV. O.O He's on Dad's laptop, downstairs, so he's closer to it. Noooooooooooo!
YumYunYum: Um, have fun with that?
SUnny: SIBLING WARS! D8
***SUnny has signed out
YumYunYum: ...
YumYunYum: Jaejoong, Jaejoong, Jaejoong, Jaejoongie....
YumYunYum: <3
***YumYunYum has signed out
Chapter 19
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I know, guys. It's been a while. I was stuck for quite some time. Yunho was just....so much fail. x'D But it's here! I hope the next chapter will be faster~
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