Hookups and Emoticons [15]

Apr 01, 2010 23:32

Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [15/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary: 
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz

Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~

1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents  ||  2 - Corndogs and O's  || 3 - Money and Bambi ||    4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods  ||   5 - Pokemon and Bananas  ||    6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy  ||    7 - Exercise and Holy Water  ||      8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots  ||   9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms  ||   10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga  ||   11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles  ||   12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships  ||   13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest  ||   14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga  ||

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Chapter 15: Lambs and Bleach

November 14, Saturday, 1:12PM

***SUnny has signed in

SUnny: Crap crap CRAP! D8

***Chunderful has signed in

Chunderful: What's your problem???? Your constant text messages are brutally RAPING my cell!

SUnny: I have a big problem!! D'8 MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR big problem!!!!

Chunderful: Okay.

SUnny: GAAAAH!

Chunderful: Bye.

SUnny: NOES! D<

SUnny: Help meh~ T.T

Chunderful: With what? I'm trying to get ready for Jaejoong's sleepover.

SUnny: ME TOO! That's the problem!!

Chunderful: What? You don't have the video games? Don't worry about it. Jaejoong has plenty at his house

SUnny: NO not that. WORSE!!

Chunderful: ...

SUnny: D'''''''':

SUnny: *sobs*

Chunderful: Well what's wrong??

SUnny: I....I...I....

Chunderful: ...If you don't hurry up, I'll just have to have sex with you

SUnny: I....I...

SUnny: Wait.....o.o

SUnny: WTF??????? >.>

Chunderful: *hums innocently*

Chunderful: Well are you going to tell me or not?

SUnny: *throws magazines at chu*

SUnny: I....I....don't have....UNDERWEAR!!! D8

Chunderful: ....

SUnny: *cries* T.T

Chunderful: Why is that the happiest thing I've heard all week?

SUnny: I NEEDZ HELP, YO!!! D:<

Chunderful: How the hell am I supposed to help you with that?

SUnny: You're my bestestest friend!

Chunderful: So???? The only advice I could give you is to go without clothes entirely. And as much as I think that's a lovely idea, I don't think society will react well~

SUnny: =.=

Chunderful: <3

SUnny: Bring some extra underwear for meh!

Chunderful: ....the fuck??

SUnny: PLEASE!??

SUnny: Mom forgot to do my laundry cuz she was too busy watching CHANGMIN do his homework

Chunderful: Why do your parents do that...? It's like watching that kid do homework is an Olympic sport...

SUnny: I DON'T KNOW T.T They don't even realize I still live here

Chunderful: Tsk tsk....well, see you at Jaejoong's house

SUnny: WAIT! The underwear D<

Chunderful: ....*sigh* What color do you want?

SUnny: Pink! :D

Chunderful: ....

SUnny: Don't give me that. D< I KNOW you gotz pink boxers somewherez~

SUnny: They've got lambs all over them~

Chunderful: ...Don't tell anyone

SUnny: *seals lipz*

Chunderful: And you have to wash them--no, bleach them before you give them back

SUnny: Whatever xP

Chunderful: NOT whatever. I don't want your penis juice rubbing up all over my best lingerie and touching and massaging my goods the next time I wear....

Chunderful: On second thought. Don't wash them

SUnny: xP

Chunderful: *mwah* :x

SUnny: Hey, Chunnie?

Chunderful: Yeah, beautiful? :x

SUnny: What was up with you Thursday? o.o

Chunderful: Nothing. Periods.

SUnny: o.o" You're not a girl

Chunderful: That's what you think

SUnny: O.O?????

Chunderful: <3

Chunderful: See you in 20 minutes, yo

SUnny: WAIT!

Chunderful WHAT now???

SUnny: I need a ride. T.T

Chunderful: I thought you said you were using your dad's car

SUnny: Change of plans. DDD< Apparently teaching CHANGMIN how to drive is more important than me

Chunderful: .....Changmin is only 14....

SUnny: That's what I said!! D':<

Chunderful: ....Wow.

SUnny: I TOLD you nobody cares about me here. TTTT.TTTT

Chunderful: I know, I know.

SUnny: It's not fair! YOU had to teach me how to drive when I was 16. Mom and dad said they were too busy but they had plenty of time to faun all over the Sibling! They always have time for Changmin

Chunderful: Yep yep

SUnny: WHY, Chun??

Chunderful: Cuz they like Changmin more than you?

SUnny: *kicks you*

Chunderful: Ow!

SUnny: xP

SUnny: No one pays attention to me...

Chunderful: Ah, forget them. We'll pay plenty of attention to you at Jaejoong's house

SUnny: So you'll give me a ride? :'D

Chunderful: Nope. Have fun walking

SUnny: GAH! D<

Chunderful: Hahaha! xD

SUnny: *steals your shoes and throws them in hell*

Chunderful: Noooo!

SUnny: >:D

Chunderful: ....Fine. Just be ready by the time I get to your place.

SUnny: *squee*

SUnny: I <333 chu, Chun~

Chunderful: Yeah, whatever, Su

SUnny: <3333

***Chunderful has signed off

SUnny: I hope Changmin drives off a cliff! D8<

***SUnny has signed off

Chapter 16
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Okies!
And now we shall focus more on Yunjae. >:D
Mwhaha~
*munches Yunjae!Jaeho!cookies*

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title: hookups and emoticons, genre: drama, pairing: jaemin, genre: romance, rating: pg-13, pairing: yoosu, genre: comedy, pairing: yunjae

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