Hookups and Emoticons [15]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [15/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga ||
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Chapter 15: Lambs and Bleach
November 14, Saturday, 1:12PM
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: Crap crap CRAP! D8
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: What's your problem???? Your constant text messages are brutally RAPING my cell!
SUnny: I have a big problem!! D'8 MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR big problem!!!!
Chunderful: Okay.
SUnny: GAAAAH!
Chunderful: Bye.
SUnny: NOES! D<
SUnny: Help meh~ T.T
Chunderful: With what? I'm trying to get ready for Jaejoong's sleepover.
SUnny: ME TOO! That's the problem!!
Chunderful: What? You don't have the video games? Don't worry about it. Jaejoong has plenty at his house
SUnny: NO not that. WORSE!!
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: D'''''''':
SUnny: *sobs*
Chunderful: Well what's wrong??
SUnny: I....I...I....
Chunderful: ...If you don't hurry up, I'll just have to have sex with you
SUnny: I....I...
SUnny: Wait.....o.o
SUnny: WTF??????? >.>
Chunderful: *hums innocently*
Chunderful: Well are you going to tell me or not?
SUnny: *throws magazines at chu*
SUnny: I....I....don't have....UNDERWEAR!!! D8
Chunderful: ....
SUnny: *cries* T.T
Chunderful: Why is that the happiest thing I've heard all week?
SUnny: I NEEDZ HELP, YO!!! D:<
Chunderful: How the hell am I supposed to help you with that?
SUnny: You're my bestestest friend!
Chunderful: So???? The only advice I could give you is to go without clothes entirely. And as much as I think that's a lovely idea, I don't think society will react well~
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: <3
SUnny: Bring some extra underwear for meh!
Chunderful: ....the fuck??
SUnny: PLEASE!??
SUnny: Mom forgot to do my laundry cuz she was too busy watching CHANGMIN do his homework
Chunderful: Why do your parents do that...? It's like watching that kid do homework is an Olympic sport...
SUnny: I DON'T KNOW T.T They don't even realize I still live here
Chunderful: Tsk tsk....well, see you at Jaejoong's house
SUnny: WAIT! The underwear D<
Chunderful: ....*sigh* What color do you want?
SUnny: Pink! :D
Chunderful: ....
SUnny: Don't give me that. D< I KNOW you gotz pink boxers somewherez~
SUnny: They've got lambs all over them~
Chunderful: ...Don't tell anyone
SUnny: *seals lipz*
Chunderful: And you have to wash them--no, bleach them before you give them back
SUnny: Whatever xP
Chunderful: NOT whatever. I don't want your penis juice rubbing up all over my best lingerie and touching and massaging my goods the next time I wear....
Chunderful: On second thought. Don't wash them
SUnny: xP
Chunderful: *mwah* :x
SUnny: Hey, Chunnie?
Chunderful: Yeah, beautiful? :x
SUnny: What was up with you Thursday? o.o
Chunderful: Nothing. Periods.
SUnny: o.o" You're not a girl
Chunderful: That's what you think
SUnny: O.O?????
Chunderful: <3
Chunderful: See you in 20 minutes, yo
SUnny: WAIT!
Chunderful WHAT now???
SUnny: I need a ride. T.T
Chunderful: I thought you said you were using your dad's car
SUnny: Change of plans. DDD< Apparently teaching CHANGMIN how to drive is more important than me
Chunderful: .....Changmin is only 14....
SUnny: That's what I said!! D':<
Chunderful: ....Wow.
SUnny: I TOLD you nobody cares about me here. TTTT.TTTT
Chunderful: I know, I know.
SUnny: It's not fair! YOU had to teach me how to drive when I was 16. Mom and dad said they were too busy but they had plenty of time to faun all over the Sibling! They always have time for Changmin
Chunderful: Yep yep
SUnny: WHY, Chun??
Chunderful: Cuz they like Changmin more than you?
SUnny: *kicks you*
Chunderful: Ow!
SUnny: xP
SUnny: No one pays attention to me...
Chunderful: Ah, forget them. We'll pay plenty of attention to you at Jaejoong's house
SUnny: So you'll give me a ride? :'D
Chunderful: Nope. Have fun walking
SUnny: GAH! D<
Chunderful: Hahaha! xD
SUnny: *steals your shoes and throws them in hell*
Chunderful: Noooo!
SUnny: >:D
Chunderful: ....Fine. Just be ready by the time I get to your place.
SUnny: *squee*
SUnny: I <333 chu, Chun~
Chunderful: Yeah, whatever, Su
SUnny: <3333
***Chunderful has signed off
SUnny: I hope Changmin drives off a cliff! D8<
***SUnny has signed off
Chapter 16
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Okies!
And now we shall focus more on Yunjae. >:D
Mwhaha~
*munches Yunjae!Jaeho!cookies*
Contest deadline within 24 hours! dbkrackweens
.
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [15/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga ||
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Chapter 15: Lambs and Bleach
November 14, Saturday, 1:12PM
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: Crap crap CRAP! D8
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: What's your problem???? Your constant text messages are brutally RAPING my cell!
SUnny: I have a big problem!! D'8 MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR big problem!!!!
Chunderful: Okay.
SUnny: GAAAAH!
Chunderful: Bye.
SUnny: NOES! D<
SUnny: Help meh~ T.T
Chunderful: With what? I'm trying to get ready for Jaejoong's sleepover.
SUnny: ME TOO! That's the problem!!
Chunderful: What? You don't have the video games? Don't worry about it. Jaejoong has plenty at his house
SUnny: NO not that. WORSE!!
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: D'''''''':
SUnny: *sobs*
Chunderful: Well what's wrong??
SUnny: I....I...I....
Chunderful: ...If you don't hurry up, I'll just have to have sex with you
SUnny: I....I...
SUnny: Wait.....o.o
SUnny: WTF??????? >.>
Chunderful: *hums innocently*
Chunderful: Well are you going to tell me or not?
SUnny: *throws magazines at chu*
SUnny: I....I....don't have....UNDERWEAR!!! D8
Chunderful: ....
SUnny: *cries* T.T
Chunderful: Why is that the happiest thing I've heard all week?
SUnny: I NEEDZ HELP, YO!!! D:<
Chunderful: How the hell am I supposed to help you with that?
SUnny: You're my bestestest friend!
Chunderful: So???? The only advice I could give you is to go without clothes entirely. And as much as I think that's a lovely idea, I don't think society will react well~
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: <3
SUnny: Bring some extra underwear for meh!
Chunderful: ....the fuck??
SUnny: PLEASE!??
SUnny: Mom forgot to do my laundry cuz she was too busy watching CHANGMIN do his homework
Chunderful: Why do your parents do that...? It's like watching that kid do homework is an Olympic sport...
SUnny: I DON'T KNOW T.T They don't even realize I still live here
Chunderful: Tsk tsk....well, see you at Jaejoong's house
SUnny: WAIT! The underwear D<
Chunderful: ....*sigh* What color do you want?
SUnny: Pink! :D
Chunderful: ....
SUnny: Don't give me that. D< I KNOW you gotz pink boxers somewherez~
SUnny: They've got lambs all over them~
Chunderful: ...Don't tell anyone
SUnny: *seals lipz*
Chunderful: And you have to wash them--no, bleach them before you give them back
SUnny: Whatever xP
Chunderful: NOT whatever. I don't want your penis juice rubbing up all over my best lingerie and touching and massaging my goods the next time I wear....
Chunderful: On second thought. Don't wash them
SUnny: xP
Chunderful: *mwah* :x
SUnny: Hey, Chunnie?
Chunderful: Yeah, beautiful? :x
SUnny: What was up with you Thursday? o.o
Chunderful: Nothing. Periods.
SUnny: o.o" You're not a girl
Chunderful: That's what you think
SUnny: O.O?????
Chunderful: <3
Chunderful: See you in 20 minutes, yo
SUnny: WAIT!
Chunderful WHAT now???
SUnny: I need a ride. T.T
Chunderful: I thought you said you were using your dad's car
SUnny: Change of plans. DDD< Apparently teaching CHANGMIN how to drive is more important than me
Chunderful: .....Changmin is only 14....
SUnny: That's what I said!! D':<
Chunderful: ....Wow.
SUnny: I TOLD you nobody cares about me here. TTTT.TTTT
Chunderful: I know, I know.
SUnny: It's not fair! YOU had to teach me how to drive when I was 16. Mom and dad said they were too busy but they had plenty of time to faun all over the Sibling! They always have time for Changmin
Chunderful: Yep yep
SUnny: WHY, Chun??
Chunderful: Cuz they like Changmin more than you?
SUnny: *kicks you*
Chunderful: Ow!
SUnny: xP
SUnny: No one pays attention to me...
Chunderful: Ah, forget them. We'll pay plenty of attention to you at Jaejoong's house
SUnny: So you'll give me a ride? :'D
Chunderful: Nope. Have fun walking
SUnny: GAH! D<
Chunderful: Hahaha! xD
SUnny: *steals your shoes and throws them in hell*
Chunderful: Noooo!
SUnny: >:D
Chunderful: ....Fine. Just be ready by the time I get to your place.
SUnny: *squee*
SUnny: I <333 chu, Chun~
Chunderful: Yeah, whatever, Su
SUnny: <3333
***Chunderful has signed off
SUnny: I hope Changmin drives off a cliff! D8<
***SUnny has signed off
Chapter 16
---------------------
Okies!
And now we shall focus more on Yunjae. >:D
Mwhaha~
*munches Yunjae!Jaeho!cookies*
Contest deadline within 24 hours! dbkrackweens
.