Hookups and Emoticons [20]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [20/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga || 15 - Lambs and Bleach || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture || 17 - Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers || 18 - Quotation Marks and Kryptonite || 19 - Sugar-Crack Oxygen and Con-men ||
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Chapter 20: Police Officers and Starting Over
November 25, Wednesday, 3:20PM
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: *yawn*
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: You ready, baby?
Chunderful: Whatever
Jaesicle: Don't be like that. D: You're helping me <3 <3
Chunderful: *yawn* Whatever *yawn*
Jaesicle: T^T
***YumYunYum has signed in
Jaesicle: Why, hello there, Yunnie~ ;D
Jaesicle: ...
Jaesicle: Hello? Are you still there, honey?
Jaesicle: Omo. Chunnie, make sure he's okay.
Chunderful: And how do you expect me to do that? *yawn*
Jaesicle: T^T Make sure he's not dead! Please!
Chunderful: He's clearly alive, Jae. He logged on. Normally ghosts of high school boys don't do that.
Chunderful: Only aliens do that. Google it. It's true.
Jaesicle: But he's not talking for some reason! Why isn't he talking???
Chunderful: *yawn* Ask him
Jaesicle: You ask him! That's why you're here. To help!
Chunderful: *yawn* I don't feel like it~
Jaesicle: Chunnie! D<
Chunderful: Tiz your life, my friend *yawn*
Jaesicle: Hmph! Fine! See if I don't cancel your hair appointment with me next week! ]:<
Chunderful: *yawn* *scratches butt*
Jaesicle: Aigoo!
Jaesicle: Yunnie~ Are you okay? You still there, baby?
Jaesicle: Yunho? If you're there, please say so. I'm worrying myself to pieces over here. Give me a sign
Jaesicle: Any sign! You logged on, why aren't you talking??
Jaesicle: Jung Yunho!
Jaesicle: ...Please?
YumYunYum: Hey
Jaesicle: Omona~ <3
Jaesicle: How are you, Yunho? ;D
Jaesicle: ....
Jaesicle: Chuniieeeeee, he's broken again. T^T
Chunderful: *yawn* Deal with it yourself
Jaesicle: Ugh! D:< How dare you leave me alone like this!
Chunderful: I told you before. ASK HIM YOURSELF *cough*yawn*cough*
Jaesicle: Hmph!
Jaesicle: Yunnie~
Jaesicle: Yunho, please. I know you're there. Now please talk to me? Just a lil? <3 <3
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: :D
YumYunYum: I can't
Jaesicle: D':
Jaesicle: And why ever not??
YumYunYum: .....You know.....
Chunderful: You know I know you know we don't know, Yunho~
Jaesicle: Chunnie! >:|
Chunderful: *cough*yawn*
Jaesicle: Ahem....I'm sorry, YunYun, I'm afraid I don't know
Chunderful: Bleh bleh
Jaesicle: Chun!! >:|
YumYunYum: I can't talk
Chunderful: No one here is talking, man~ Internet, yo
YumYunYum: ....I mean....I can't type...or communicate....at all
Jaesicle: Well, why not?? You're here, right? Don't go wasting this moment. Just talk to meh. <3 <3 Maybe I could call you and hear your lovely voice~
YumYunYum: No...that'd be worse
Jaesicle: Omo...
Jaesicle: Chunnie...
Chunderful: *BEAUITFUL DREEEEAAAAMERRR, WAKE UNTO MEEEEEEEE*
Jaesicle: >:|
YumYunYum: ...
Chunderful: *STARLIGHT AND DEWDROPS ARE WAITING FOR THEEEEEE*
Jaesicle: Ugh! Yoochun, if you weren't going to help AT ALL, why did you agree to join us online???
Chunderful: I didn't agree. I was coerced. By you~
Chunderful: *SOUNDS OF THE RUUUUUDE WORLD, HEARD IN THE DAYYYYYYYY*
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: *sigh*
Jaesicle: Yunnie, can I at least ask you a question?
Jaesicle: ...
Jaesicle: Okay, I'll ask anyway.
Jaesicle: What happened with you and that dirty email to the whole student council? I mean...it wasn't you, was it?
Chunderful: *LULL'D BY THE MOONLIGHT HAVE ALL PASS'D AWAYYYYYYY*
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: ...Well...if it was you....it's okay, I guess. It's a little rude to send such things to all your colleagues but if you enjoy watching overly dramatized sex on your computer screen, it's okay, I guess...it's what most guys do...
YumYunYum: NO! Aish! Even when I don't talk, things are always misunderstood with you. Why????
Jaesicle: ...I'm sorry...
YumYunYum: No, no....It's just.....ah, I dunno.
Jaesicle: *sigh* I don't know, either, Yunho...
YumYunYum: This is why I'm trying to give up...
Jaesicle: Baby.....
Jaesicle: Please, no
Jaesicle: Can't we at least try...harder at this?
Jaesicle: Yunho?
Jaesicle: Omo...I don't know what's wrong with me...
YumYunYum: You?
Jaesicle: Yunho, baby. I just can't figure this out.
Jaesicle: This clearly isn't working.
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: But....I want it to work. I REALLY want it to work. Is that creepy of me?
YumYunYum: No, no. I don't think so...
Jaesicle: *sigh* I just don't understand. In this short time, in a really, REALLY freakish-omg way, you've grown on me. And somewhere inside, I know--I KNOW that we can klickz, ya know, Yunho?
Chunderful: Teehee~
Jaesicle: But someone....I mean...someTHING tells me that you're just really nervous, Yunho. And it's ruining everything.
Chunderful: *cough* Make that someTHINGS ~ *points to me and Su*
Jaesicle: I don't know much about you and you don't know much about me and we're clearly very different people with different friends and goals and tastes in shoes~ But........I accept you, Yunnie~
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: Even if we don't end up.....more, I'll accept you into my life no matter what. As my friend or my fail, my enemy, my....something special. I accept you. So be yourself, okay? I wanna get to know you. Don't be so nervous, baby.
YumYunYum: ....Kay. I get it.
Jaesicle: ^.^
Jaesicle: You still have permission to call me Jaejoongie~
Chunderful: JAEJOONGIE! <3
Jaesicle: YOU have been stripped of all familiarity of me until further notice
Chunderful: Awww D:
YumYunYum: Jaejoongie~
Jaesicle: <3
YumYunYum: Can we start over?
Jaesicle: Of course, sweetheart~
YumYunYum: Okay. But first, I have to change something
Jaesicle: Kay kay
Yunbi: There. I feel more myself now
Chunderful: WTF?!?!?!?
Yunbi: Sorry, man. I can't hide my love for Bambi
Chunderful: You might as well just cut off your SMALL, GIRLY, LIMP penis now. *shakes head* What's more sexy than sticking the word "YUMMY" all around your name????
Yunbi: I like this screen name
Chunderful: I have officially kicked you out of the Man Society
Jaesicle: I like it~ <3 Let me guess. Yunho + Bambi?
Yunbi: Yep.
Chunderful: I thought I could trust you with teh cock factor. *sniffle* Well, I guessed WRONG. *dramatically storms out*
Jaesicle: Kindly ignore him, baby
Yunbi: No problem, Jaejoongie.
Jaesicle: ^///^
Chunderful: Hey, Jae.
Jaesicle: *ignoring*
Chunderful: JAE. D< Now that you two are back on track, weren't you going to *cough*cough* ask him something??
Jaesicle: Omo. o.o No, no, no, I think YUNNIE wanted to ask me something for a long time now~
Yunbi: Huh?
Jaesicle: Go ahead, baby. You can ask me now <3 <3
Yunbi: Okay.
Yunbi: Wait, what am I asking?
Jaesicle: You know~
Chunderful: No, you know Yunho will never know
Jaesicle: Shush! >:|
Yunbi: Please, someone tell me what I'm supposed to be asking.
Jaesicle: Chunnie~ Would you like to, ahem, remind our little Yunnie?
Chunderful: I thought you were ignoring me
Jaesicle: >:[ Well now I'm NOT. So please give Yunnie a little HINT as to what I so desperately want him to ask me.
Chunderful: Nope. You're ignoring me. Do it yourself.
Jaesicle: CHUNNIE!
Chunderful: Hmph. You won't even let me call you Jaejoongie. So now you can't call me Chunnie.
Jaesicle: Chunface T.T
Chunderful: You're doing a shitty job of ignoring me right now
Jaesicle: Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yunbi: I still don't get what I'm supposed to be asking.
Jaesicle: I'm free Saturday night
Yunbi: Eh??
Jaesicle: ;D
Jaesicle: I also like restaurants with a view of the city~
Jaesicle: And movies. I love movies. Anything with a story. <3
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: Oh.......
Yunbi: Jaejoongie....
Jaesicle: ^.^
Yunbi: Would you like to.......um......
Yunbi: Heh. How do I phrase this?
Jaesicle: Just come out and say it, baby
Chunderful: Omg. *holds breath and crosses fingers*
Yunbi: Jae, would you like to go...
Yunbi: with me.....
Yunbi: on a......
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEH!!!!!!!!! D8<
Jaesicle: Yes <3
SUnny: Thank you SOOOOO much for agreeing to help with meh, Jae! 8D I didn't even tell you what I need help with yet. o.o Such a good friend~ 8'D
Jaesicle: Omo... No! OMONA OMONA! D':
Chunderful: WTF?????????
SUnny: YOOCHUN, you gotta help meh, too!!
Chunderful: *goes duckbutt hunting*
SUnny: D<
SUnny: *goes Chun!wabbit hunting*
Yunbi: What's going on, Su?
SUnny: YOU!!! D8
Yunbi: Me??
Jaesicle: Yunnie?
Chunderful: Manbi?
SUnny: Who?? o.o"
Chunderful: Bambi Man. However you want to phrase it.
SUnny: *shoots you* D< YUNHO!
SUnny: And my LITTLE BROTHER whose grave I'm planning to dig TONIGHT!!!!
Chunderful: Bastard. You came here to rant about Changmin?? You ruined a really good moment, ya know
Jaesicle: *sniff* T.T
SUnny: NOOOOES! I've got more important issues! Issues that involve YUNHO and murdering CHANGMIN
Chunderful: Why so violent, Su?
Chunderful: Oh, wait. You're always like this. =_=
SUnny: ;akdflksfsdjfl;kajsdl;fkdsfjs;alkfjdl;jk;dlsjfl;kajfkljSHUT UP YOOCHUN! DDDDD<
SUnny: CHANGMIN EMAILED THE GAY PORN TO THE STUDENT COUNCIL/PRINCIPAL SOO MAN/TEACHERS AND FACULTY/GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yunbi: What???
Chunderful: How the fuck can Changmin email GOD????
SUnny: He framed Yunho! ]:<
Chunderful: Someone tell me right now HOW anyone on this earth can send an email to GODDDDDDDDDD!! D< Can you even get WiFi in heaven???????
Jaesicle: Aww, little Minmin? Impossible. He seems too cute to even know what porn is~
SUnny: LIESSS!
SUnny: You haven't found the magazines under his bed! You haven't stood outside his room at night and listened.....>.>......Every night....He's.....alone...in his room....with the lights off...and being kinda......loud.......<.<
SUnny: Damn, Mom and Dad are seriously deaf o.o"
Chunderful: Of course, man. He's a growing boy. It happens.
Chunderful: But.....please tell me how Changmin sent an email with a gay porn attachment to God!!!
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: Come on!! It just seems unreasonable. Okay, maybe, just MAYBE he sent the email under Yunho's name to all the school faculty and stuff.......but GOD???
Yunbi: Um...Yoochun....I don't think Su was being literal about that...
SUnny: *stabs you*
Yunbi: What the....???
SUnny: Not you! D< Yoochun! *stabs Yoochun*
Chunderful: *pokes you violently*
SUnny: *sticks a flaming pitchfork in your eyes*
Jaesicle: *sigh*
Chunderful: *throws ice cream cones at you*
SUnny: *burns your shoelaces with lava*
Chunderful: *licks melted ice cream off of you*
SUnny: STOP IT!!! *puts up a Hyukjae!shield*
Chunderful: *sigh* *walks away*
SUnny: HA! >:D
Jaesicle: Oh, Chunnie~ *pats your shoulder*
SUnny: But seriously, guys! I need back up! I'm planning an ambush into the Min!cave and I need more fists
Jaesicle: Omo! I am not hitting anyone! Especially not your baby brother
SUnny: Don't worry, Jae. :D He's not a baby brother. He's a DEMON brother!
Yunbi: Um, I really don't think it would help anything if I beat the kid up.
SUnny: YES it would! >D He FRAMED you for GAY POLICE OFFICER PORN!
Yunbi: How do you know it was him for sure?
Yunbi: And how did you know it was....gay police officer porn....?
SUnny: I hacked into Changmin's Gmail account....>.>.....Found it in his sent messages....
Jaesicle: Tsk tsk. Now that's just immoral, baby. Going through your baby brother's email...tsk tsk
SUnny: DEMON BROTHER! DDD<
SUnny: Anyway, YOU have to help especially, Yunho!!! I need your muscles and burning emotions of hatred~
Yunbi: No, man. I'm really over it. I've been cleared of all suspicion since the email clearly wasn't mine. It was something like....."MinJae@gmail.com"
Jaesicle: What a cute email name~ ^^
SUnny: THAT'S Changmin's new gmail account!! His password was "jaeawesome800thousand" >.>
Jaesicle: What a cute password ^.^
Yunbi: You think so? Um...my password to just about everything is "bambi-loves-the-forest26"
Jaesicle: AWWWWWWW! >w< That's even CUTER!!
Yunbi: Heh....
Chunderful: *barfs*
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: HELP ME BEAT UP CHANGMIN!!!!! He's sitting in his room right now studying or whatever it is nerds do >.>
Chunderful: Maybe he's watching porn on your dad's laptop again~ And studying. Math + neked chicks = good times~
SUnny: EWWWW!
Chunderful: But that'd be awkward if we barged in on his.....private time......I don't want to beat the kid up to the soundtrack of "Oooh! Ahhh! Faster! More!! OH your dick is SO BIG!!! AH! Cum on my face, Su!"
SUnny: *RAWR!*
SUnny: I don't want your scrawny shoulders anyway. >.> I need power if I want to defeat teh Min. I want Yunnie's hatred! And huge muscles!
Jaesicle: Yunnie is rather well-built~ ;D
Yunbi: Ah. Hah. Thanks~
Yunbi: But I'm sorry, man, I'm not doing it. I mean, it'll look bad. I'm class president and all.
SUnny: Everyone in school already thinks you're a GAY POLICE PORN addict!! DDD< What have you got to lose??
Yunbi: The rumors will stop. Eventually.......
SUnny: *pounces on you*
Yunbi: No, Su. I'm not doing it
Jaesicle: That's right, Yunnie. ^.^ Do the right thing~
Yunbi: And.....I would never do such a thing......it's simply atrocious
Jaesicle: Omo! That's my Yunnie!
Yunbi: And beating up people is wrong. Just wrong wrong wrong. Especially tall freshmen
Jaesicle: Oooooooh! *huggles you* <33333
Yunbi: Tall freshmen....who trip you in the hallway.....every day.
Chunderful: .....
Yunbi: And....draw pictures of people who vaguely resemble me...dying a horrible death...via evil vampires....and taping those pictures on my locker.....
Chunderful: ???
Yunbi: And......tall freshmen who......glare and throw things at me when I'm seen in the hallways with Jaejoong.......
Chunderful: xDDDDD
SUnny: Screw all of you pussies!!! 3:< CHUN! Are you with meh!?!?!?
Chunderful: Depends.
SUnny: o.o"
Chunderful: When we ambush your brother.......are you gonna have your shirt off??
SUnny: I don't see why not! I've got lots of soccer muscles~ I'll let that little pest know WHO'S the alpha male in MY house!!! Harass my friends and death shall come to thee!!!!!!! DDDDDD8<
Chunderful: Okay. I'm in.
SUnny: Ha!! >D
Chunderful: I can take off my shirt, too and we'll have a nice pre-ambush wrestle-fight, just you and me. We can warm up and work up a sweat and. While our bare skin of our hot upper torsos rub against each other~
SUnny: *throws a tree at chu* You're not taking off your shirt!!!!!! D:< I told you, you're SCRAWNY!!!!!!! Changmin is not afraid of little pale TWIGS!!!!!!
Chunderful: *gasp* I am not! I'm just...lean!
SUnny: LIES!!!!
Chunderful: NOT LIES!!!! D':<
SUnny: Just get your ass over here before Mom and Dad come in to watch Changmin do his homework again. =.= If we get caught beating his face in, we're BOTH getting grounded for life!
Chunderful: Ah, that's right. Can't abuse the star child in front of the parents~
SUnny: He's not the star child! D'8 I AM! I'M SUnny Su! Dx
SUnny: I'M SUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
***SUnny has signed out
Jaesicle: *sigh* Men and their mindless violence....
Yunbi: Yeah. Totally stupid.
Chunderful: Pfft. Junsu told me you used to watch wrestling on TV with your dad. You probably still do
Yunbi: *cough* That's not true
Jaesicle: My Yunnie would never indulge in such ape-like violence for the sport of it! D': It's just cruel~
Yunbi: Yeah. What Jaejoongie said.
Chunderful: Heh. Whatever you say.
Chunderful: I'm gonna head over to Su's to watch him run around like a chimp with his shirt off~
Jaesicle: Have fun, baby~ Don't let your naughty hands wander ;D
Chunderful: Shit, that's gonna be hard.....
Chunderful: Shit, I hope I don't get hard......
Chunderful: Shit....Junsu with his shirt off........shit......
***Chunderful has signed off
Jaesicle: Lolzzz~ He's so lost in love <3
Yunbi: Yeah. It's easy to tell. Too bad it was Junsu he fell for
Jaesicle: I know! D':<
Yunbi: Yeah......
Yunbi: Hey, Jae?
Jaesicle: Yes, Yun? ^.^
Yunbi: Is it weird that we always ask those two for....help....when they have problems of their own?
Jaesicle: o.o
Jaesicle: They're our friends, baby. <3 <3 They're here to support us~
Yunbi: Yeah, I know. But....sometimes it feels like maybe we should be the ones supporting them...
Yunbi: Never mind. Ha. That's just me thinking aloud.
Jaesicle: Mmm, I like that <3
Yunbi: Huh?
Jaesicle: You. Revealing a part of yourself to me <3 <3 <3
Yunbi: Oh. Hah~ Well....hah...yeah...yeah. That's me...I guess....
Jaesicle: ^w^
Yunbi: Listen, Jae, I've got to finish my homework now. It's been piling up. I'll talk to you later?
Jaesicle: Of course, honey~<3
Yunbi: Okay...
Jaesicle: Oh wait! Didn't you want to ask me something? ^.~ Before you go?
Yunbi: Um.....
Jaesicle: ^_^
Yunbi: I....I...
Jaesicle: ^__^
Yunbi: I....I'm sorry. I lost my nerve......
Jaesicle: Oh. T.T
Yunbi: But! Um, I promise, Jae. I promise. I will. Ask you. Okay?
Jaesicle: <3 <3 <3333
Yunbi: Well.....bye, Jae
Jaesicle: I'll call you
Yunbi: Eh?
Jaesicle: I'll call you. Tonight. So I can hear your voice in my dreams~
Jaesicle: I mean....is that OK?
Yunbi: O and K are the only letters I know in the English alphabet
Jaesicle: Excuse me? o.o
Yunbi: Um, yeah. OK. Definitely. Please. Do call me. I'd like that. A lot.
Jaesicle: <3
Jaesicle: Buh-bye, Yunnie~~~
Yunbi: Bye, Jae
Jaesicle: Bye bye~ ;D
Yunbi: Bye
Jaesicle: Bye <3
Yunbi: Bye, Jae
Jaesicle: Bye, Yun
Yunbi: Jae
Jaesicle: Yun *huggles*
***Yunbi has signed out
***Jaesicle has signed out
Chapter 21
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I'm so sorry, everyone! D':
I've been so busy with school that I haven't been updating as quickly as I'd like to and...and...I didn't get to reply to a single comment from the last chapter! Dx
*dies*
x.x
Gah! *stabs unnecessary biology lab report, political science professor of DOOM and whoever invented PRE-CALCULUS(D8<)*
*sigh* I shall make up for my lack of performance by rambling about random stuff. 8'D Ahem *clears throat*
I'm currently writing the plot for 2 chaptered fics. ^.^ One is based on Epik High's latest album "Epilogue" (It'll be a DBSK-fic, though. Sorry. No Tablo awesomeness x'D). It'll be....different. ^^;; A little...backwards, shall we say? >D I haven't written it yet. o.o I'm still finishing this fic. (I WILL finish this fic! >8D) And...um...I was also attacked by my muse while watching "Oh! My Lady." (OMG Siwon is AWESOME!! *fangirl spazz*) I shall write a Yunjae fic loosely (very loosely. They'll be singers, not actors xD) based on that TV show. The plot outline is going well so far. Haven't started writing this fic, either. o.o But I will! Must finish this fic first!
And to those reading J.A.E.S.U........I'm sorry...TT.TT I shall explain in a separate post HERE. *sigh* TT.TT
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [20/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga || 15 - Lambs and Bleach || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture || 17 - Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers || 18 - Quotation Marks and Kryptonite || 19 - Sugar-Crack Oxygen and Con-men ||
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Chapter 20: Police Officers and Starting Over
November 25, Wednesday, 3:20PM
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: *yawn*
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: You ready, baby?
Chunderful: Whatever
Jaesicle: Don't be like that. D: You're helping me <3 <3
Chunderful: *yawn* Whatever *yawn*
Jaesicle: T^T
***YumYunYum has signed in
Jaesicle: Why, hello there, Yunnie~ ;D
Jaesicle: ...
Jaesicle: Hello? Are you still there, honey?
Jaesicle: Omo. Chunnie, make sure he's okay.
Chunderful: And how do you expect me to do that? *yawn*
Jaesicle: T^T Make sure he's not dead! Please!
Chunderful: He's clearly alive, Jae. He logged on. Normally ghosts of high school boys don't do that.
Chunderful: Only aliens do that. Google it. It's true.
Jaesicle: But he's not talking for some reason! Why isn't he talking???
Chunderful: *yawn* Ask him
Jaesicle: You ask him! That's why you're here. To help!
Chunderful: *yawn* I don't feel like it~
Jaesicle: Chunnie! D<
Chunderful: Tiz your life, my friend *yawn*
Jaesicle: Hmph! Fine! See if I don't cancel your hair appointment with me next week! ]:<
Chunderful: *yawn* *scratches butt*
Jaesicle: Aigoo!
Jaesicle: Yunnie~ Are you okay? You still there, baby?
Jaesicle: Yunho? If you're there, please say so. I'm worrying myself to pieces over here. Give me a sign
Jaesicle: Any sign! You logged on, why aren't you talking??
Jaesicle: Jung Yunho!
Jaesicle: ...Please?
YumYunYum: Hey
Jaesicle: Omona~ <3
Jaesicle: How are you, Yunho? ;D
Jaesicle: ....
Jaesicle: Chuniieeeeee, he's broken again. T^T
Chunderful: *yawn* Deal with it yourself
Jaesicle: Ugh! D:< How dare you leave me alone like this!
Chunderful: I told you before. ASK HIM YOURSELF *cough*yawn*cough*
Jaesicle: Hmph!
Jaesicle: Yunnie~
Jaesicle: Yunho, please. I know you're there. Now please talk to me? Just a lil? <3 <3
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: :D
YumYunYum: I can't
Jaesicle: D':
Jaesicle: And why ever not??
YumYunYum: .....You know.....
Chunderful: You know I know you know we don't know, Yunho~
Jaesicle: Chunnie! >:|
Chunderful: *cough*yawn*
Jaesicle: Ahem....I'm sorry, YunYun, I'm afraid I don't know
Chunderful: Bleh bleh
Jaesicle: Chun!! >:|
YumYunYum: I can't talk
Chunderful: No one here is talking, man~ Internet, yo
YumYunYum: ....I mean....I can't type...or communicate....at all
Jaesicle: Well, why not?? You're here, right? Don't go wasting this moment. Just talk to meh. <3 <3 Maybe I could call you and hear your lovely voice~
YumYunYum: No...that'd be worse
Jaesicle: Omo...
Jaesicle: Chunnie...
Chunderful: *BEAUITFUL DREEEEAAAAMERRR, WAKE UNTO MEEEEEEEE*
Jaesicle: >:|
YumYunYum: ...
Chunderful: *STARLIGHT AND DEWDROPS ARE WAITING FOR THEEEEEE*
Jaesicle: Ugh! Yoochun, if you weren't going to help AT ALL, why did you agree to join us online???
Chunderful: I didn't agree. I was coerced. By you~
Chunderful: *SOUNDS OF THE RUUUUUDE WORLD, HEARD IN THE DAYYYYYYYY*
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: *sigh*
Jaesicle: Yunnie, can I at least ask you a question?
Jaesicle: ...
Jaesicle: Okay, I'll ask anyway.
Jaesicle: What happened with you and that dirty email to the whole student council? I mean...it wasn't you, was it?
Chunderful: *LULL'D BY THE MOONLIGHT HAVE ALL PASS'D AWAYYYYYYY*
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: ...Well...if it was you....it's okay, I guess. It's a little rude to send such things to all your colleagues but if you enjoy watching overly dramatized sex on your computer screen, it's okay, I guess...it's what most guys do...
YumYunYum: NO! Aish! Even when I don't talk, things are always misunderstood with you. Why????
Jaesicle: ...I'm sorry...
YumYunYum: No, no....It's just.....ah, I dunno.
Jaesicle: *sigh* I don't know, either, Yunho...
YumYunYum: This is why I'm trying to give up...
Jaesicle: Baby.....
Jaesicle: Please, no
Jaesicle: Can't we at least try...harder at this?
Jaesicle: Yunho?
Jaesicle: Omo...I don't know what's wrong with me...
YumYunYum: You?
Jaesicle: Yunho, baby. I just can't figure this out.
Jaesicle: This clearly isn't working.
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: But....I want it to work. I REALLY want it to work. Is that creepy of me?
YumYunYum: No, no. I don't think so...
Jaesicle: *sigh* I just don't understand. In this short time, in a really, REALLY freakish-omg way, you've grown on me. And somewhere inside, I know--I KNOW that we can klickz, ya know, Yunho?
Chunderful: Teehee~
Jaesicle: But someone....I mean...someTHING tells me that you're just really nervous, Yunho. And it's ruining everything.
Chunderful: *cough* Make that someTHINGS ~ *points to me and Su*
Jaesicle: I don't know much about you and you don't know much about me and we're clearly very different people with different friends and goals and tastes in shoes~ But........I accept you, Yunnie~
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: Even if we don't end up.....more, I'll accept you into my life no matter what. As my friend or my fail, my enemy, my....something special. I accept you. So be yourself, okay? I wanna get to know you. Don't be so nervous, baby.
YumYunYum: ....Kay. I get it.
Jaesicle: ^.^
Jaesicle: You still have permission to call me Jaejoongie~
Chunderful: JAEJOONGIE! <3
Jaesicle: YOU have been stripped of all familiarity of me until further notice
Chunderful: Awww D:
YumYunYum: Jaejoongie~
Jaesicle: <3
YumYunYum: Can we start over?
Jaesicle: Of course, sweetheart~
YumYunYum: Okay. But first, I have to change something
Jaesicle: Kay kay
Yunbi: There. I feel more myself now
Chunderful: WTF?!?!?!?
Yunbi: Sorry, man. I can't hide my love for Bambi
Chunderful: You might as well just cut off your SMALL, GIRLY, LIMP penis now. *shakes head* What's more sexy than sticking the word "YUMMY" all around your name????
Yunbi: I like this screen name
Chunderful: I have officially kicked you out of the Man Society
Jaesicle: I like it~ <3 Let me guess. Yunho + Bambi?
Yunbi: Yep.
Chunderful: I thought I could trust you with teh cock factor. *sniffle* Well, I guessed WRONG. *dramatically storms out*
Jaesicle: Kindly ignore him, baby
Yunbi: No problem, Jaejoongie.
Jaesicle: ^///^
Chunderful: Hey, Jae.
Jaesicle: *ignoring*
Chunderful: JAE. D< Now that you two are back on track, weren't you going to *cough*cough* ask him something??
Jaesicle: Omo. o.o No, no, no, I think YUNNIE wanted to ask me something for a long time now~
Yunbi: Huh?
Jaesicle: Go ahead, baby. You can ask me now <3 <3
Yunbi: Okay.
Yunbi: Wait, what am I asking?
Jaesicle: You know~
Chunderful: No, you know Yunho will never know
Jaesicle: Shush! >:|
Yunbi: Please, someone tell me what I'm supposed to be asking.
Jaesicle: Chunnie~ Would you like to, ahem, remind our little Yunnie?
Chunderful: I thought you were ignoring me
Jaesicle: >:[ Well now I'm NOT. So please give Yunnie a little HINT as to what I so desperately want him to ask me.
Chunderful: Nope. You're ignoring me. Do it yourself.
Jaesicle: CHUNNIE!
Chunderful: Hmph. You won't even let me call you Jaejoongie. So now you can't call me Chunnie.
Jaesicle: Chunface T.T
Chunderful: You're doing a shitty job of ignoring me right now
Jaesicle: Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yunbi: I still don't get what I'm supposed to be asking.
Jaesicle: I'm free Saturday night
Yunbi: Eh??
Jaesicle: ;D
Jaesicle: I also like restaurants with a view of the city~
Jaesicle: And movies. I love movies. Anything with a story. <3
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: Oh.......
Yunbi: Jaejoongie....
Jaesicle: ^.^
Yunbi: Would you like to.......um......
Yunbi: Heh. How do I phrase this?
Jaesicle: Just come out and say it, baby
Chunderful: Omg. *holds breath and crosses fingers*
Yunbi: Jae, would you like to go...
Yunbi: with me.....
Yunbi: on a......
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEH!!!!!!!!! D8<
Jaesicle: Yes <3
SUnny: Thank you SOOOOO much for agreeing to help with meh, Jae! 8D I didn't even tell you what I need help with yet. o.o Such a good friend~ 8'D
Jaesicle: Omo... No! OMONA OMONA! D':
Chunderful: WTF?????????
SUnny: YOOCHUN, you gotta help meh, too!!
Chunderful: *goes duckbutt hunting*
SUnny: D<
SUnny: *goes Chun!wabbit hunting*
Yunbi: What's going on, Su?
SUnny: YOU!!! D8
Yunbi: Me??
Jaesicle: Yunnie?
Chunderful: Manbi?
SUnny: Who?? o.o"
Chunderful: Bambi Man. However you want to phrase it.
SUnny: *shoots you* D< YUNHO!
SUnny: And my LITTLE BROTHER whose grave I'm planning to dig TONIGHT!!!!
Chunderful: Bastard. You came here to rant about Changmin?? You ruined a really good moment, ya know
Jaesicle: *sniff* T.T
SUnny: NOOOOES! I've got more important issues! Issues that involve YUNHO and murdering CHANGMIN
Chunderful: Why so violent, Su?
Chunderful: Oh, wait. You're always like this. =_=
SUnny: ;akdflksfsdjfl;kajsdl;fkdsfjs;alkfjdl;jk;dlsjfl;kajfkljSHUT UP YOOCHUN! DDDDD<
SUnny: CHANGMIN EMAILED THE GAY PORN TO THE STUDENT COUNCIL/PRINCIPAL SOO MAN/TEACHERS AND FACULTY/GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yunbi: What???
Chunderful: How the fuck can Changmin email GOD????
SUnny: He framed Yunho! ]:<
Chunderful: Someone tell me right now HOW anyone on this earth can send an email to GODDDDDDDDDD!! D< Can you even get WiFi in heaven???????
Jaesicle: Aww, little Minmin? Impossible. He seems too cute to even know what porn is~
SUnny: LIESSS!
SUnny: You haven't found the magazines under his bed! You haven't stood outside his room at night and listened.....>.>......Every night....He's.....alone...in his room....with the lights off...and being kinda......loud.......<.<
SUnny: Damn, Mom and Dad are seriously deaf o.o"
Chunderful: Of course, man. He's a growing boy. It happens.
Chunderful: But.....please tell me how Changmin sent an email with a gay porn attachment to God!!!
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: Come on!! It just seems unreasonable. Okay, maybe, just MAYBE he sent the email under Yunho's name to all the school faculty and stuff.......but GOD???
Yunbi: Um...Yoochun....I don't think Su was being literal about that...
SUnny: *stabs you*
Yunbi: What the....???
SUnny: Not you! D< Yoochun! *stabs Yoochun*
Chunderful: *pokes you violently*
SUnny: *sticks a flaming pitchfork in your eyes*
Jaesicle: *sigh*
Chunderful: *throws ice cream cones at you*
SUnny: *burns your shoelaces with lava*
Chunderful: *licks melted ice cream off of you*
SUnny: STOP IT!!! *puts up a Hyukjae!shield*
Chunderful: *sigh* *walks away*
SUnny: HA! >:D
Jaesicle: Oh, Chunnie~ *pats your shoulder*
SUnny: But seriously, guys! I need back up! I'm planning an ambush into the Min!cave and I need more fists
Jaesicle: Omo! I am not hitting anyone! Especially not your baby brother
SUnny: Don't worry, Jae. :D He's not a baby brother. He's a DEMON brother!
Yunbi: Um, I really don't think it would help anything if I beat the kid up.
SUnny: YES it would! >D He FRAMED you for GAY POLICE OFFICER PORN!
Yunbi: How do you know it was him for sure?
Yunbi: And how did you know it was....gay police officer porn....?
SUnny: I hacked into Changmin's Gmail account....>.>.....Found it in his sent messages....
Jaesicle: Tsk tsk. Now that's just immoral, baby. Going through your baby brother's email...tsk tsk
SUnny: DEMON BROTHER! DDD<
SUnny: Anyway, YOU have to help especially, Yunho!!! I need your muscles and burning emotions of hatred~
Yunbi: No, man. I'm really over it. I've been cleared of all suspicion since the email clearly wasn't mine. It was something like....."MinJae@gmail.com"
Jaesicle: What a cute email name~ ^^
SUnny: THAT'S Changmin's new gmail account!! His password was "jaeawesome800thousand" >.>
Jaesicle: What a cute password ^.^
Yunbi: You think so? Um...my password to just about everything is "bambi-loves-the-forest26"
Jaesicle: AWWWWWWW! >w< That's even CUTER!!
Yunbi: Heh....
Chunderful: *barfs*
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: HELP ME BEAT UP CHANGMIN!!!!! He's sitting in his room right now studying or whatever it is nerds do >.>
Chunderful: Maybe he's watching porn on your dad's laptop again~ And studying. Math + neked chicks = good times~
SUnny: EWWWW!
Chunderful: But that'd be awkward if we barged in on his.....private time......I don't want to beat the kid up to the soundtrack of "Oooh! Ahhh! Faster! More!! OH your dick is SO BIG!!! AH! Cum on my face, Su!"
SUnny: *RAWR!*
SUnny: I don't want your scrawny shoulders anyway. >.> I need power if I want to defeat teh Min. I want Yunnie's hatred! And huge muscles!
Jaesicle: Yunnie is rather well-built~ ;D
Yunbi: Ah. Hah. Thanks~
Yunbi: But I'm sorry, man, I'm not doing it. I mean, it'll look bad. I'm class president and all.
SUnny: Everyone in school already thinks you're a GAY POLICE PORN addict!! DDD< What have you got to lose??
Yunbi: The rumors will stop. Eventually.......
SUnny: *pounces on you*
Yunbi: No, Su. I'm not doing it
Jaesicle: That's right, Yunnie. ^.^ Do the right thing~
Yunbi: And.....I would never do such a thing......it's simply atrocious
Jaesicle: Omo! That's my Yunnie!
Yunbi: And beating up people is wrong. Just wrong wrong wrong. Especially tall freshmen
Jaesicle: Oooooooh! *huggles you* <33333
Yunbi: Tall freshmen....who trip you in the hallway.....every day.
Chunderful: .....
Yunbi: And....draw pictures of people who vaguely resemble me...dying a horrible death...via evil vampires....and taping those pictures on my locker.....
Chunderful: ???
Yunbi: And......tall freshmen who......glare and throw things at me when I'm seen in the hallways with Jaejoong.......
Chunderful: xDDDDD
SUnny: Screw all of you pussies!!! 3:< CHUN! Are you with meh!?!?!?
Chunderful: Depends.
SUnny: o.o"
Chunderful: When we ambush your brother.......are you gonna have your shirt off??
SUnny: I don't see why not! I've got lots of soccer muscles~ I'll let that little pest know WHO'S the alpha male in MY house!!! Harass my friends and death shall come to thee!!!!!!! DDDDDD8<
Chunderful: Okay. I'm in.
SUnny: Ha!! >D
Chunderful: I can take off my shirt, too and we'll have a nice pre-ambush wrestle-fight, just you and me. We can warm up and work up a sweat and. While our bare skin of our hot upper torsos rub against each other~
SUnny: *throws a tree at chu* You're not taking off your shirt!!!!!! D:< I told you, you're SCRAWNY!!!!!!! Changmin is not afraid of little pale TWIGS!!!!!!
Chunderful: *gasp* I am not! I'm just...lean!
SUnny: LIES!!!!
Chunderful: NOT LIES!!!! D':<
SUnny: Just get your ass over here before Mom and Dad come in to watch Changmin do his homework again. =.= If we get caught beating his face in, we're BOTH getting grounded for life!
Chunderful: Ah, that's right. Can't abuse the star child in front of the parents~
SUnny: He's not the star child! D'8 I AM! I'M SUnny Su! Dx
SUnny: I'M SUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
***SUnny has signed out
Jaesicle: *sigh* Men and their mindless violence....
Yunbi: Yeah. Totally stupid.
Chunderful: Pfft. Junsu told me you used to watch wrestling on TV with your dad. You probably still do
Yunbi: *cough* That's not true
Jaesicle: My Yunnie would never indulge in such ape-like violence for the sport of it! D': It's just cruel~
Yunbi: Yeah. What Jaejoongie said.
Chunderful: Heh. Whatever you say.
Chunderful: I'm gonna head over to Su's to watch him run around like a chimp with his shirt off~
Jaesicle: Have fun, baby~ Don't let your naughty hands wander ;D
Chunderful: Shit, that's gonna be hard.....
Chunderful: Shit, I hope I don't get hard......
Chunderful: Shit....Junsu with his shirt off........shit......
***Chunderful has signed off
Jaesicle: Lolzzz~ He's so lost in love <3
Yunbi: Yeah. It's easy to tell. Too bad it was Junsu he fell for
Jaesicle: I know! D':<
Yunbi: Yeah......
Yunbi: Hey, Jae?
Jaesicle: Yes, Yun? ^.^
Yunbi: Is it weird that we always ask those two for....help....when they have problems of their own?
Jaesicle: o.o
Jaesicle: They're our friends, baby. <3 <3 They're here to support us~
Yunbi: Yeah, I know. But....sometimes it feels like maybe we should be the ones supporting them...
Yunbi: Never mind. Ha. That's just me thinking aloud.
Jaesicle: Mmm, I like that <3
Yunbi: Huh?
Jaesicle: You. Revealing a part of yourself to me <3 <3 <3
Yunbi: Oh. Hah~ Well....hah...yeah...yeah. That's me...I guess....
Jaesicle: ^w^
Yunbi: Listen, Jae, I've got to finish my homework now. It's been piling up. I'll talk to you later?
Jaesicle: Of course, honey~<3
Yunbi: Okay...
Jaesicle: Oh wait! Didn't you want to ask me something? ^.~ Before you go?
Yunbi: Um.....
Jaesicle: ^_^
Yunbi: I....I...
Jaesicle: ^__^
Yunbi: I....I'm sorry. I lost my nerve......
Jaesicle: Oh. T.T
Yunbi: But! Um, I promise, Jae. I promise. I will. Ask you. Okay?
Jaesicle: <3 <3 <3333
Yunbi: Well.....bye, Jae
Jaesicle: I'll call you
Yunbi: Eh?
Jaesicle: I'll call you. Tonight. So I can hear your voice in my dreams~
Jaesicle: I mean....is that OK?
Yunbi: O and K are the only letters I know in the English alphabet
Jaesicle: Excuse me? o.o
Yunbi: Um, yeah. OK. Definitely. Please. Do call me. I'd like that. A lot.
Jaesicle: <3
Jaesicle: Buh-bye, Yunnie~~~
Yunbi: Bye, Jae
Jaesicle: Bye bye~ ;D
Yunbi: Bye
Jaesicle: Bye <3
Yunbi: Bye, Jae
Jaesicle: Bye, Yun
Yunbi: Jae
Jaesicle: Yun *huggles*
***Yunbi has signed out
***Jaesicle has signed out
Chapter 21
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I'm so sorry, everyone! D':
I've been so busy with school that I haven't been updating as quickly as I'd like to and...and...I didn't get to reply to a single comment from the last chapter! Dx
*dies*
x.x
Gah! *stabs unnecessary biology lab report, political science professor of DOOM and whoever invented PRE-CALCULUS(D8<)*
*sigh* I shall make up for my lack of performance by rambling about random stuff. 8'D Ahem *clears throat*
I'm currently writing the plot for 2 chaptered fics. ^.^ One is based on Epik High's latest album "Epilogue" (It'll be a DBSK-fic, though. Sorry. No Tablo awesomeness x'D). It'll be....different. ^^;; A little...backwards, shall we say? >D I haven't written it yet. o.o I'm still finishing this fic. (I WILL finish this fic! >8D) And...um...I was also attacked by my muse while watching "Oh! My Lady." (OMG Siwon is AWESOME!! *fangirl spazz*) I shall write a Yunjae fic loosely (very loosely. They'll be singers, not actors xD) based on that TV show. The plot outline is going well so far. Haven't started writing this fic, either. o.o But I will! Must finish this fic first!
And to those reading J.A.E.S.U........I'm sorry...TT.TT I shall explain in a separate post HERE. *sigh* TT.TT
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