Hookups and Emoticons [22]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [22/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga || 15 - Lambs and Bleach || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture || 17 - Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers || 18 - Quotation Marks and Kryptonite || 19 - Sugar-Crack Oxygen and Con-men || 20 - Police Officers and Starting Over || 21 - Butterfly Hunting and Rainbow Deer ||
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Chapter 22: Pinky Swears and Passionate Love Adventures
November 27, Friday, 3:24PM
***Yunbi has signed in
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: FRIEND! 8'D
Yunbi: Hey, Su
SUnny: You'll never guess who I did today >D
Yunbi: Yeah, whatever. Have you spoken to Jaejoong lately?
SUnny: ld;jf;lafkafkdjl;afijdi;af;ejksd;fk HOW DARE YOU IGNORE MEH!?! D<
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: o.o" Okay, fine. I'll let you slide. Just this once!
Yunbi: Seriously, Su. Should I be worried? Every time I saw Jaejoong at school today, he looked all smiley and...and...touched me more than usual...
SUnny: Are you saying that's bad? >D Sounds like Jae ish VERY happy with chu. <3 Maybe perhaps you've done something to make him *cough*cough* happy.
Yunbi: Mmm, I dunno. Even when he called me last night, he was more bubbly than usual. I mean...not that I mind. Jae is Jae no matter what his mood is. He'll always be amazing. Ah...Jaejoongie...
SUnny: *dodges cupid hearts floating around your head* x.x
Yunbi: And he kept mentioning Saturday. Is something going on Saturday? Should I know about it?
SUnny: Heh. >DD Oh, something's going on, alright. Heh heh....<3
Yunbi: You know about it, too?? Aw, man. And I'm class president. I'm supposed to know everything. Tell me what it is, Su, please
SUnny: o.o"
Yunbi: What?
SUnny: You're being serious right now....? o.o"""
Yunbi: Don't pick on me just because I'm out of the loop. It doesn't happen often, you know. Usually I hear about everything that's going on around here. Since I'm class president and all.
SUnny: .....OH SHIT >.> I forgot to tell you...
Yunbi: Don't worry about it, man. Seems like EVERYONE forgot to tell me about it. What is it? Is there a music festival going on downtown? Are any school clubs involved? I should call the vice president and ask for more info. Gah, I'm losing my presidential touch.
SUnny: O__O Um.....I don't think Leeteuk knows much about this...unless he's close with Jaejoong....>.>
Yunbi: ...Why would he be close to Jaejoong?? And what does Jaejoong have to do with this?? How much does he know about this thing happening on Saturday??
SUnny: Everything >.>
SUnny: And he's the only one who knows. Unless he spazzed about it to someone he knows.....
SUnny: ....and....
Yunbi: ????
SUnny: me.....<.<
SUnny: I know.....quite a lot.....
Yunbi: Junsu, what's going on?? Tell me. Now.
SUnny: ._. Don't hit meh
Yunbi: ...How can I hit you over the internet?????
SUnny: ...Ah! :'D You're right!
Yunbi: ....
SUnny: So I can just come out and tell you~
Yunbi: That would helpful
SUnny: No wait... ._." You know where I live.................
Yunbi: TELL ME, JUNSU.
SUnny: You'regoingoutonadatewithJaejoong ._.
Yunbi: ..................................................................................................................................................................what?
SUnny: .__. I hooked you up. With Jaejoong. On a date. Tomorrow. At 9
Yunbi: ......A....a....a date....Jaejoong........9???????????
SUnny: No wait. It's at 8 >.<
Yunbi: JUNSU!?!??!??!??!???
SUnny: Waah! D''x Don't yell at meh!
Yunbi: When....where.....how......WHY did you do such a thing?????
SUnny: Um....yesterday, on my laptop, I stole your chat password cuz you told everyone online the other day and because it would make you happy....... :'D
SUnny: ...Yunho? o.o"
SUnny: Helllllloooooooo?
SUnny: O.O
SUnny: Oh shit he's on his way to my house right now to KILL MEH!!! D8
Yunbi: Calm down
SUnny: Oh, he's still at his house. I'm safe! :'D
Yunbi: And shut up.
SUnny: O.O" Okay.
Yunbi: Now...I want you to tell me...what exactly you did. Every. Word. You said to Jaejoong. And what exactly you have me doing on THIS Saturday night.
SUnny: But...but...you told me to shut up.......
Yunbi: Unshut up.
SUnny: O____O Well.....>.>
Yunbi: This disaster is TOMORROW. Might I add.
SUnny: O__O;; I asked Jaejoong out on a date for you...under your screen name...so Jaejoong thinks you finally manned up and asked him out yourself >.>
Yunbi: ....
SUnny: WHAT?!?!!? D< You were taking too long! You both want it!
Yunbi: Continue.
SUnny: O.O" Shit, he's mad.... ._.
SUnny: Okay! So, um, I flirted with Jae...a little....But not like....like ME flirting with him! Haha. Nooooooooo. No. It was almost like YOU were flirting with Jaejoong but...really it was me kinda cross-dressing as you...kinda......I don't want Jae. o.o" Jae ish all yours...
Yunbi: HOW did you flirt with him?
SUnny: ....Um...remember when I told you how I got into Taeyang's pants under the bleachers....? >.<
Yunbi: OMG, you used the BUTTERFLY metaphor?????????
SUnny: No! I'm mean, yes....but it didn't work. >.> I forgot the ending....So I used a bunch of other tactics. :D
Yunbi: JUNSU, you flirted with Jaejoong the same way you do with tons of other random guys so you can FUCK them???????
SUnny: Whoa. o.o Yunho cursed....and in capslock, too...
Yunbi: OMG, what if Jaejoong thinks I want to RAPE him now???
SUnny: But he doesn't! :D It was just play flirting~ <3 Not....'let's fuck under the bleachers' flirting.....>.> I still don't know why Taeyang thought that line was such a turn on.......@.@
Yunbi: ....
SUnny: Yunnie...o.o...breathe....are you breathing??
Yunbi: Yes. Heavily.
SUnny: O.O Slow, deep breaths, please.
Yunbi: It's not working.
SUnny: Shit. O_O *runs away*
Yunbi: You're not running, Junsu! You're taking responsibility for this. Cancel it. Cancel the date right now.
SUnny: WHAT? D< NO!
Yunbi: Junsu, I'm warning you.
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: Stop scaring meh! D8
Yunbi: Stop meddling in my love life!
SUnny: You ASKED me for help! DD8
Yunbi: I ASKED you to introduce us
SUnny: But you BEGGED Yoochun (Not me, by the way. >.> I only heard about it from Chun...) to get you a date with Jaejoong!
Yunbi: Gah! That's because he's best friends with Jaejoong! I figured he'd get us to meet up somewhere. Not SEXUALLY HARASS him without my permission
SUnny: It's not sexual harassment if the other party is willing >D
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: I was kidding. ._. Totally kidding.
Yunbi: Call Jaejoong and tell him what you did. Right now.
SUnny: No!
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: Don't get all scary silent with me! Dx I know you're pissed (I thought you'd be happeh! D'8) but I did it from the good, pure fluffiness of meh heart~ <3
SUnny: See? ----> <3 It's good and pure and fluffeh. ^.^
Yunbi: Su...you've ruined everything.
SUnny: o.o
Yunbi: We were just starting to get along. I had JUST stopped acting like such a goober in front of him. I even changed my name back to Yunbi.
Yunbi: I love Yunbi.
SUnny: Really???? o.O
Yunbi: YES. I was even THIS CLOSE to asking him out the other day before YOU popped in babbling about Changmin.
SUnny: Oh ._."
Yunbi: I just...needed to work up the nerve again to ask him. Eventually. But now I have to go out with him on Saturday after Jae thinks he saw a part of me I'm not. That hurts, Su.
SUnny: Pain??? T.T Noes! It was supposed to feel good~
Yunbi: How would you feel if I set you up with Yoochun without your permission?
SUnny: That would never happen. I'm....he wouldn't. You couldn't.
Yunbi: Oh and not only that. What if I gave him a blowjob on YOUR BEHALF just so he could go out with you?
SUnny: I'd absolutely murder you.
Yunbi: See?
SUnny: And I'd erase your entire existence down the puniest memory from the face of this earth.
Yunbi: Okay...
SUnny: And I'd hate you all the way to hell.
Yunbi: ...Su?
SUnny: ...
SUnny: T.T But you were taking toooooo loooooong!
Yunbi: That's my prerogative!
SUnny: Nuh-uh! D8
SUnny: .....What's that mean....? ._.
Yunbi: ...Forget it. Just call Jaejoong, tell him everything and cancel it.
SUnny: Yunnie! *pokes chu*
SUnny: T.T
Yunbi: Don't look at me like that.
SUnny: TT.TT
Yunbi: Stop it
SUnny: But that would kill him inside....
Yunbi: Huh?
SUnny: T.T Joongie likes you. <3 He wouldn't reject you no matter how you asked him out.
Yunbi: Whatever...
SUnny: Not whatever!!
SUnny: If you'd just walked up to him and said, "Go out with me. NOW, WOMAN! D8<" I bet he still would've said yes.
SUnny: I bet if you sent him a dinky email, he would have said yes
SUnny: I bet if you carved it on your chest in blood letters (Ew >.<) Jaejoong STILL would have said yes and put a band-aid on your nipples
Yunbi: ....Really?
SUnny: DUH!!!!!!!!!! D8<
SUnny: Why else do you think he even puts up with you? >.> If he was uninterested, he would've walked away forever ago.
SUnny: And...he must like you for YOU or whoever the hell is inside your head because he sure doesn't mind your....ahem....."mood swings..." o.O
Yunbi: Mood swings?
SUnny: I'm pretty sure that to Jaejoong, you go from normal Yunho when me and Chun are around, to fail!Yunho, to smexy-awesome-flirty!Yunho ;D
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: So in conclusion~
SUnny: HE LIKES YOU, DUMBASS! DDDDD8<
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: I'm an expert at relationships~ ;D I know when a man ish in love~
Yunbi: I'm not so sure about that...
SUnny: You doubt my skillz!?!?!? D<
Yunbi: Just........never mind.
SUnny: o.o"
Yunbi: Have you talked to Yoochun recently?
SUnny: I talk to him every day! :D
SUnny: But what does that have to do with anything? >.>
Yunbi: Nothing. Everything.
SUnny: >.> You're weird.
Yunbi: ...That coming from Kim Junsu....I'm hurt.
SUnny: Oh, you've got jokes now that I've set you up on a love adventure of passion! >D
Yunbi: Haha. So....how is this gonna work out? Me and Jaejoong. Tomorrow.
SUnny: I dunno :D
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: o.o Just show up at his house at 9 and blow his mind away with your awesomeness! :DD
Yunbi: Wait. You said it was 8 before. Which one is it???
SUnny: O.O I dunno....
Yunbi: JUNSU!
SUnny: Ah! Dx Don't capslock at meh! Just call and ask him
Yunbi: I can't ask him what time the date is that I SUPPOSEDLY set up with him
SUnny: You're right. >.> That would be gay...
SUnny: I think it's 8 o'clock
Yunbi: Are you sure??
SUnny: Or maybe 9 o'clock ._.
Yunbi: You're killing me....you're really killing me....
SUnny: Don't die! D: Um um um
SUnny: I know! Just show up at 7 and you can't possibly be late
Yunbi: But what if he's still getting ready?? He could still be in the shower or......
SUnny: You're thinking about Jae in the shower, aren't you?? >D
Yunbi: ...No... I'm not perverted like you....
SUnny: HA! Lies! >DD
SUnny: Jae sure has smexy broad, shoulders, right? >D All firm and slick with vanilla body wash suds and hot, steaming water~
Yunbi: Agh....stop it.
SUnny: Heh heh.....Yun-ho's a perv-ert~ Lala lala laaalaaa~<3
Yunbi: Just tell me what to do...
SUnny: Oh so now you're asking me for help in your love life >.>
Yunbi: I love you, okay? Just help me.
SUnny: Aw! :'D I shall!
Yunbi: So 8 or 9?
***Maximini has signed in
SUnny: I dunno o.o
Maximini: That's a shock.
SUnny: ..........
SUnny: SHUT UP! D8< *bites your leg*
Maximini: Mature. Real mature.
SUnny: GET OUT!
Yunbi: You're not focusing on the real issue here, Su....
Maximini: I will, okay? Just let me borrow your soccer gear.
SUnny: I'M TELLING DAD YOU'RE INFESTING HIS LAPTOP WITH PORN VIRUSES!!!!
SUnny: Wait. What? D<
Maximini: Shut up. I'm at the library. Just let me borrow your soccer gear. Please?? Don't you have pads and shoes with spiky bottoms and stuff? What about a bicycle helmet?
SUnny: Psh! No! I've got a game coming up! And I don't even have a bicycle o.o
Maximini: That's next week! I'll only need it for one day. Not even the whole day. I swear I'll return them without a scratch. Better than without a scratch. I'll wash them and stuff. Deal?
SUnny: No deal! RAWR-CHOMP!!
Yunbi: Oh, come on, Su.
SUnny: He's not your brother, so STUFF IT! ]:<
Maximini: Yuno. Do you have any protective sports gear?
Yunbi: ....It's Yunho....and no. I don't play for any official sports team.
SUnny: I TOLD you he was the one that framed you for porn!
Maximini: What?? I thought you were like perfect or something. No sports? Guess not. Whatever.
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: Don't talk about Yunho like that! He's got a date and you don't, so NYAH! >]
Maximini: ....A date....? Please tell me it's with your mom
SUnny: NOPE. D< Yunnie got a date with JAEJOONG. All by himself~
Maximini: Fabulous....
SUnny: Ha!
Yunbi: *sigh* Thanks, Su.
SUnny: You're welcome ;D
Yunbi: Look up 'sarcasm' in the dictionary
SUnny: Why? o.o"
Maximini: PLEASEEEEEEE, JUNSU, best big brother in the whole wide world! PLEASE!?!
SUnny: O.O Since when do you internet-grovel to me???
Maximini: Since now. Please, Junsu. I'm begging you. I really, really, really need it.
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: Okay.
Maximini: OMGOMGOMG, thank you!
SUnny: But for a price >D
Yunbi: Junsu, just let him use your stuff. You won't need it til next week, anyway
SUnny: Shut up! This ish business!
SUnny: Give me my food back >8|
Maximini: No way! If I let you have your 70% of all meals back, then I'm telling mom about you and Hyukjae. And whoever that was in your room last night. I heard moaning and bumping up there and I know you didn't bring Hyukjae home last night.
Yunbi: Aw, Su.....
SUnny: You were dreaming >.>
Maximini: I'm not stupid. I'm the genius kid, remember? You're the other kid.
SUnny: T.T
SUnny: Yeah well......you're the other genius kid...who's not getting my soccer shit! D<
Maximini: Crap. NO.
SUnny: Haha >D
Yunbi: Junsu....
Maximini: Okay, okay. The whole deal about your food? It's off. Completely. No strings attached. Just take your food and your secret horny men and go. Deal?
SUnny: Yes! >D
SUnny: You have to promise!
Maximini: I promise!
SUnny: Pinky swear promise! >:|
Maximini: I don't have pinkies online, idiot
SUnny: PINKY SWEAR OR NOTHING!
Maximini: Alright, alright!
Maximini: *pinky swear*
SUnny: >D Now you have to triple-awesome-Cheetoh-Shaki-Yunho-man-horse swear~
Maximini: ....*sigh* *triple-awesome-Cheetoh-Shaki-Yunho-man-horse swears*
SUnny: Now say Junsu ish king <3
Maximini: ....
SUnny: Say it!
Maximini: Junsu ish king
SUnny: With the heart
Maximini: <3
SUnny: The whole thing with the heart! ]:<
Maximini: Junsu ish king <3
SUnny: Now say Junsu is better than Changmin. Mom and Dad said so
Maximini: Junsu is better than Changmin. Mom and Dad said so
SUnny: Junsu came first so he should get treated a little less like shit
Maximini: Junsu came first so he should get treated a little less like shit
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: And lastly....I am Junsu's bitch
Maximini: Oh, come on!
SUnny: Say it or no deal!
Maximini: ..............
Maximini: I am Junsu's bitch
SUnny: Yay! :D
Maximini: Now can you give me your stuff when I get home? I'll be home kinda late cuz I'm working on a project for school
SUnny: Nope~
Maximini: ....Huh? Then tomorrow morning?
SUnny: Nope~
Maximini: ....Why not?
SUnny: You can't pinky swear on the internet, idiot! xP
Maximini: WHAT?!?!?!??????
Yunbi: Wow
SUnny: Go away, pest. >:| Grown ups are talking here.
Maximini: NOOOOO. NO NO NO NO NO! You have to!!! I gave you your food back!! I lied about Mom and DAD liking you!! I even said I was your bitch! YOUR BITCH! Do you want me to kiss your giant ass, too, cuz I will!!!
SUnny: Ewwwz! >.< Stay away from meh goods
Yunbi: What do you need the soccer gear for, Changmin?
Maximini: ......No reason.
SUnny: Then why are you asking????? D<
Maximini: You just don't need to know, okay?? Just PLEASE let me use them! For an hour! I'll bring them back! I'll be careful.
SUnny: You don't even play sports! Why should I give you my stuff???
Maximini: Because.....I need them. Badly.
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: What's up, yo~
SUnny: Well looks like you're shit outta luck, punk. xP
Chunderful: Eh???
Maximini: ....I hate all of you
***Maximini has logged out
Chunderful: Whoa. o.o Did I do something wrong??
SUnny: Yeah. You exist. xP
Chunderful: Awww, you're cute when you're in love with me~
Yunbi: Junsu was being a bad brother
Chunderful: Awww, he's cute when he's a bad brother~ And in love with me~
SUnny: I was NOT a bad brother! ]< I was protecting my rights!
Yunbi: What rights???
SUnny: That kid gets EVERYTHING! The only thing mom and dad EVER gave me that they didn't give to Changmin 1000000 times better was this laptop. They still think he's too young to have his own. But it's only a matter of time...
Yunbi: Still, you didn't have to trick the kid like that. It sounded like an emergency
Chunderful: Emergency? Is Changmin alright?
SUnny: Psh! What emergency? He probably wants to practice in the park so he can try out and make the soccer team or something. Ugh! If I let him do that, he'd be smart AND athletic and that would make him COOL. D:< I can't let him do that! Cool is the only thing I've got to myself!
Chunderful: You've got me~
SUnny: Changmin's not having you, either! Dx
Chunderful: Awww, Su you can have as much of me as you want
SUnny: Awww, thanks, Chun :'D
Chunderful: And you can start with this part of me *takes off pants*
SUnny: GAAAAAH!!!!!
Chunderful: xD
Yunbi: *sigh* Now that that's done, can we go back to the original topic, please?
Chunderful: Which was....?
SUnny: Yeah. o.o Which was....?
Yunbi: The date you set up with me and Jaejoong?
SUnny: Oh yeah xD
Chunderful: Wait....WHAT????
SUnny: I got Yunnie a date~ ^^
Chunderful: That's impossible. All Jaejoong could talk about today was how Yunho finally asked him out on a date. Not Su.
SUnny: I helped a lil ^.~
Yunbi: He hacked into my chat account and sexually harassed Jaejoong into going out on a date with "me" because apparently, Jaejoong would go out with me even if I wrote his name on my chest in blood or something.
Chunderful: WTF???
SUnny: >.> That's a little inaccurate, don't you think?
Yunbi: Whatever. Just help me, Yoochun. Junsu can't even figure out what time the date is that HE told Jaejoong
SUnny: o.o"
Chunderful: *sigh* Why do people in this world trust Junsu to do anything right?
SUnny: Hey! D<
Chunderful: It's okay. I still love you and your ass, boo~
SUnny: *throws pinecones at chu*
Chunderful: Jaejoong kept saying he had a date with you at 8 on Saturday.
Yunbi: Omg. Thank you so much, Yoochun.
SUnny: It could've been 9! Seriously! What if Jaejoong's confused???
Chunderful: Anything else you need help on, Yunho?
SUnny: *spits on you*
Chunderful: That's kinky, baby~
SUnny: O.O"
Yunbi: Ummmm...I kinda have no idea where to take him. I mean, I just found out about it now...
SUnny: You're glaring at me in your head.... >.>
Yunbi: Just a little
SUnny: D<
Chunderful: Eh, don't worry too much. Jae's easily entertained with good company. And for some reason, to him, you're good company.
Yunbi: Hah...<3
Chunderful: Just take him out to eat and then see a movie. He loves food and movies. It doesn't matter where you take him, so do your wallet a favor and don't go crazy on reservations and 5-star dining and shit, okay?
Yunbi: Got it.
SUnny: Buy me something, too! :D I love Indian food~
Chunderful: There's plenty of fine dining in my mouth. Wanna have a taste?
SUnny: *throws a pineapple at chu*
Chunderful: Don't be shy~
SUnny: Grrrrrr!!!
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: Let him pick the movie. I'm sure he'll know which one he'll want to see. But if he can't choose between 2 and he asks your opinion, don't give him shit like "Oh, whatever you want to see." That pisses him off. But...he likes you so he might not care....He's tolerated a lot of fail out of you.....Ah, do what you want.
Yunbi: Um, okay
Chunderful: But other than that, don't worry, he's got pretty good taste in movies. And he doesn't talk much, at least not during the important parts of the film.
Yunbi: Okay, okay.
Yunbi: Umm...should I...?
Chunderful: I'm not a mind-reader, dude. Should you what?
Yunbi: Should I...make a move on him or something?
SUnny: Heh >D
Chunderful: Oh, sure. Have loud anal sex in the middle of the theater. Jae won't mind
Yunbi: Ummmmmmmmmmm
SUnny: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH xDDDDD Good one, Chunnie~
Chunderful: *high fives*
SUnny: *jump-tackles*
Yunbi: Yoochun......
Chunderful: Jokes, jokes~ Do whatever you want. As long as you're not an asshole, Jae won't mind whatever it is you want to do.
Yunbi: Ah, okay.
Yunbi: So...to Jaejoong an asshole would be defined as someone who.......
Chunderful: Eats baby whales alive
SUnny: O.O
Yunbi: Oh.....
Chunderful: x'D Stop worrying! You'll be fine
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: I sense you're still worrying
SUnny: He's definitely worrying :|
Yunbi: I don't think I'll ever stop worrying til this whole thing is over
Chunderful: Nope. You've still got the morning after where you wake up in someone's bed not remembering how you got there and your skin smells like booze and peaches and 3 different kinds of saliva. That's something to worry about.
SUnny: xDD
Yunbi: Ummmmm
Chunderful: He's fun to mess with!
SUnny: I know, right! :D
SUnny: Omg yay! :D Jaebum ish here~ We're gonna go play soccer with some people in the park
Yunbi: Su....
SUnny: Seriously! D< He's not one of....those people. He's meh soccer buddy~
Chunderful: Eh? 'Those people??'
Yunbi: You know....'those people.'
Chunderful: ?????
SUnny: Shut up, Yunho!
Yunbi: Huh?
SUnny: I'm going now. Jaebum's about to break meh front door down. D: Why does he knock so hard?????
Chunderful: Bye, meh love <3
SUnny: Bye, Chunnie bunny :D
SUnny: Good luck on your love adventure of passion, Yunho >D
Yunbi: *sigh* Bye, Su
***SUnny has signed out
Yunbi: ........So.......
Chunderful: Eh?
Yunbi: I have another question.
Chunderful: What am I, your gynecologist???
Yunbi: Umm, I was wondering....I mean, I'm not thinking about doing this now! No! Not now. It's too soon. And I can't ask Junsu about it because...well....you know how he is in...um...this department. But....um......
Chunderful: Yeah?
Yunbi: I need tips. On...how to make Jaejoong feel...."special."
Chunderful: EEHH??? Just buy him some fucking chocolates.
Yunbi: Ugh. No, not that kind of "special," although I will consider that.
Yunbi: I want to make Jaejoong feel "SPECIAL." You know...later on...maybe...if he's up to it...
Chunderful: ....?
Chunderful: Oh... OH.
Chunderful: You want to feel him up and make sweet love to him in a hotel room
Yunbi: No!
Yunbi: ...Not quite like that...
Chunderful: Yeah, yeah, I get it. Hey, don't get me wrong, but Jaejoong is like a brother to me. And as his brother I will gladly kick the ass of all those who disrespect him.
Yunbi: I would never even THINK of disrespecting Jaejoong!
Chunderful: Yeah, I know. That's why I'm gonna help you.
Yunbi: ...Really?
Chunderful: Pssh. If you guys move any slower, I'm gonna want to strangle both of you together.
Yunbi: Ha, you talk about slow but look at you and Junsu
Chunderful: What ABOUT Junsu???
Yunbi: He doesn't even know you like him
Chunderful: When did you figure it out?
Yunbi: I knew a long time ago. It's not hard to tell, man
Chunderful: Then I guess I'm lucky Junsu's so stupid
Yunbi: Do something about it.
Chunderful: Pssh! I will when you get Jaejoong on his knees and tell him to bark like a mountain lion
Yunbi: Come on. You've got to be dying inside. You know how many sleepless nights I had before I worked up the nerve to ask you guys to introduce me to Jaejoong?
Chunderful: Why do you think I sleep so much during the day...?
Yunbi: Ah, Yoochun...
Chunderful: Whatever, I'm cool with it. I've lived with it since practically elementary school. We're too perfect together to really be together--together.
Yunbi: You're scared?
Chunderful: Dude, who has a random, Su-ified date in 24 hours?
Yunbi: ...Crap
Chunderful: Ha. Now who's scared~?
Yunbi: Help me??? I mean, I'm not gonna try to make him feel "special" tomorrow night but.....I feel like it'll happen eventually and I want to be ready
Chunderful: Alright, alright. But first I've got to tell you something.
Yunbi: What?
Chunderful: I'm a virgin.
Yunbi: Oh.
Chunderful: Yeah.
Yunbi: Me too...
Chunderful: Yeah. Obviously. >.>
Yunbi: So...how are you going to help me?
Chunderful: I dunno...Junsu's brother knows some good websites...
Yunbi: Changmin???? Knows THOSE kinds of websites??
Chunderful: Tch. And people think he's just a little innocent angel without a pervy mind of his own. And I've gotta say, I've known him all his life and I did not teach him a bit of it. All his perversions are alllllll his own~
Yunbi: ....
Chunderful: I'm so proud of him. *sniff*
Yunbi: So....you want to watch videos....................together?
Chunderful: Um, well, um, see, uh, um, welllllllllll............
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: It'd be a learning experience, right?
Yunbi: Right
Chunderful: And hey! At least you'd know what to do when the time comes...right?
Yunbi: Right
Chunderful: And me. I'd know, too. For future reference.
Yunbi: I honestly don't think you'll have to worry about it. Junsu will have you covered when he takes your first time.
Chunderful: Shut up, man
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: And...neither of us will...ya know....bust a nut or anything. Not like.....with both of us sitting in front of the computer.....together....that'd be......
Yunbi: Yeah. No. We won't do that.
Chunderful: Yeah. Just watching. No touching ourselves.
Yunbi: Yeah.
Chunderful: Yeah.
Yunbi: So.............
Chunderful: So.......yeah. Shall we do it at my place or yours?
Yunbi: I think it'll be better at your place
Chunderful: Wh-why would it be better at my place??
Yunbi: No reason! Seriously. My mom could come home early and my computer isn't in a room I can lock, so........
Chunderful: Okay. Yeah, yeah, of course....
Yunbi: ....
Chunderful: ....
Yunbi: ....
Chunderful: ....
Yunbi: I gotta go
Chunderful: *cough* Me too. Yeah.
Yunbi: Ahem. Bye.
Chunderful: Bye, man
***Yunbi has signed out
***Chunderful has signed out
Chapter 23
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But nothing beats the ultimate ninja, kyostalker8 :'D
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [22/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga || 15 - Lambs and Bleach || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture || 17 - Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers || 18 - Quotation Marks and Kryptonite || 19 - Sugar-Crack Oxygen and Con-men || 20 - Police Officers and Starting Over || 21 - Butterfly Hunting and Rainbow Deer ||
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Chapter 22: Pinky Swears and Passionate Love Adventures
November 27, Friday, 3:24PM
***Yunbi has signed in
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: FRIEND! 8'D
Yunbi: Hey, Su
SUnny: You'll never guess who I did today >D
Yunbi: Yeah, whatever. Have you spoken to Jaejoong lately?
SUnny: ld;jf;lafkafkdjl;afijdi;af;ejksd;fk HOW DARE YOU IGNORE MEH!?! D<
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: o.o" Okay, fine. I'll let you slide. Just this once!
Yunbi: Seriously, Su. Should I be worried? Every time I saw Jaejoong at school today, he looked all smiley and...and...touched me more than usual...
SUnny: Are you saying that's bad? >D Sounds like Jae ish VERY happy with chu. <3 Maybe perhaps you've done something to make him *cough*cough* happy.
Yunbi: Mmm, I dunno. Even when he called me last night, he was more bubbly than usual. I mean...not that I mind. Jae is Jae no matter what his mood is. He'll always be amazing. Ah...Jaejoongie...
SUnny: *dodges cupid hearts floating around your head* x.x
Yunbi: And he kept mentioning Saturday. Is something going on Saturday? Should I know about it?
SUnny: Heh. >DD Oh, something's going on, alright. Heh heh....<3
Yunbi: You know about it, too?? Aw, man. And I'm class president. I'm supposed to know everything. Tell me what it is, Su, please
SUnny: o.o"
Yunbi: What?
SUnny: You're being serious right now....? o.o"""
Yunbi: Don't pick on me just because I'm out of the loop. It doesn't happen often, you know. Usually I hear about everything that's going on around here. Since I'm class president and all.
SUnny: .....OH SHIT >.> I forgot to tell you...
Yunbi: Don't worry about it, man. Seems like EVERYONE forgot to tell me about it. What is it? Is there a music festival going on downtown? Are any school clubs involved? I should call the vice president and ask for more info. Gah, I'm losing my presidential touch.
SUnny: O__O Um.....I don't think Leeteuk knows much about this...unless he's close with Jaejoong....>.>
Yunbi: ...Why would he be close to Jaejoong?? And what does Jaejoong have to do with this?? How much does he know about this thing happening on Saturday??
SUnny: Everything >.>
SUnny: And he's the only one who knows. Unless he spazzed about it to someone he knows.....
SUnny: ....and....
Yunbi: ????
SUnny: me.....<.<
SUnny: I know.....quite a lot.....
Yunbi: Junsu, what's going on?? Tell me. Now.
SUnny: ._. Don't hit meh
Yunbi: ...How can I hit you over the internet?????
SUnny: ...Ah! :'D You're right!
Yunbi: ....
SUnny: So I can just come out and tell you~
Yunbi: That would helpful
SUnny: No wait... ._." You know where I live.................
Yunbi: TELL ME, JUNSU.
SUnny: You'regoingoutonadatewithJaejoong ._.
Yunbi: ..................................................................................................................................................................what?
SUnny: .__. I hooked you up. With Jaejoong. On a date. Tomorrow. At 9
Yunbi: ......A....a....a date....Jaejoong........9???????????
SUnny: No wait. It's at 8 >.<
Yunbi: JUNSU!?!??!??!??!???
SUnny: Waah! D''x Don't yell at meh!
Yunbi: When....where.....how......WHY did you do such a thing?????
SUnny: Um....yesterday, on my laptop, I stole your chat password cuz you told everyone online the other day and because it would make you happy....... :'D
SUnny: ...Yunho? o.o"
SUnny: Helllllloooooooo?
SUnny: O.O
SUnny: Oh shit he's on his way to my house right now to KILL MEH!!! D8
Yunbi: Calm down
SUnny: Oh, he's still at his house. I'm safe! :'D
Yunbi: And shut up.
SUnny: O.O" Okay.
Yunbi: Now...I want you to tell me...what exactly you did. Every. Word. You said to Jaejoong. And what exactly you have me doing on THIS Saturday night.
SUnny: But...but...you told me to shut up.......
Yunbi: Unshut up.
SUnny: O____O Well.....>.>
Yunbi: This disaster is TOMORROW. Might I add.
SUnny: O__O;; I asked Jaejoong out on a date for you...under your screen name...so Jaejoong thinks you finally manned up and asked him out yourself >.>
Yunbi: ....
SUnny: WHAT?!?!!? D< You were taking too long! You both want it!
Yunbi: Continue.
SUnny: O.O" Shit, he's mad.... ._.
SUnny: Okay! So, um, I flirted with Jae...a little....But not like....like ME flirting with him! Haha. Nooooooooo. No. It was almost like YOU were flirting with Jaejoong but...really it was me kinda cross-dressing as you...kinda......I don't want Jae. o.o" Jae ish all yours...
Yunbi: HOW did you flirt with him?
SUnny: ....Um...remember when I told you how I got into Taeyang's pants under the bleachers....? >.<
Yunbi: OMG, you used the BUTTERFLY metaphor?????????
SUnny: No! I'm mean, yes....but it didn't work. >.> I forgot the ending....So I used a bunch of other tactics. :D
Yunbi: JUNSU, you flirted with Jaejoong the same way you do with tons of other random guys so you can FUCK them???????
SUnny: Whoa. o.o Yunho cursed....and in capslock, too...
Yunbi: OMG, what if Jaejoong thinks I want to RAPE him now???
SUnny: But he doesn't! :D It was just play flirting~ <3 Not....'let's fuck under the bleachers' flirting.....>.> I still don't know why Taeyang thought that line was such a turn on.......@.@
Yunbi: ....
SUnny: Yunnie...o.o...breathe....are you breathing??
Yunbi: Yes. Heavily.
SUnny: O.O Slow, deep breaths, please.
Yunbi: It's not working.
SUnny: Shit. O_O *runs away*
Yunbi: You're not running, Junsu! You're taking responsibility for this. Cancel it. Cancel the date right now.
SUnny: WHAT? D< NO!
Yunbi: Junsu, I'm warning you.
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: Stop scaring meh! D8
Yunbi: Stop meddling in my love life!
SUnny: You ASKED me for help! DD8
Yunbi: I ASKED you to introduce us
SUnny: But you BEGGED Yoochun (Not me, by the way. >.> I only heard about it from Chun...) to get you a date with Jaejoong!
Yunbi: Gah! That's because he's best friends with Jaejoong! I figured he'd get us to meet up somewhere. Not SEXUALLY HARASS him without my permission
SUnny: It's not sexual harassment if the other party is willing >D
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: I was kidding. ._. Totally kidding.
Yunbi: Call Jaejoong and tell him what you did. Right now.
SUnny: No!
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: Don't get all scary silent with me! Dx I know you're pissed (I thought you'd be happeh! D'8) but I did it from the good, pure fluffiness of meh heart~ <3
SUnny: See? ----> <3 It's good and pure and fluffeh. ^.^
Yunbi: Su...you've ruined everything.
SUnny: o.o
Yunbi: We were just starting to get along. I had JUST stopped acting like such a goober in front of him. I even changed my name back to Yunbi.
Yunbi: I love Yunbi.
SUnny: Really???? o.O
Yunbi: YES. I was even THIS CLOSE to asking him out the other day before YOU popped in babbling about Changmin.
SUnny: Oh ._."
Yunbi: I just...needed to work up the nerve again to ask him. Eventually. But now I have to go out with him on Saturday after Jae thinks he saw a part of me I'm not. That hurts, Su.
SUnny: Pain??? T.T Noes! It was supposed to feel good~
Yunbi: How would you feel if I set you up with Yoochun without your permission?
SUnny: That would never happen. I'm....he wouldn't. You couldn't.
Yunbi: Oh and not only that. What if I gave him a blowjob on YOUR BEHALF just so he could go out with you?
SUnny: I'd absolutely murder you.
Yunbi: See?
SUnny: And I'd erase your entire existence down the puniest memory from the face of this earth.
Yunbi: Okay...
SUnny: And I'd hate you all the way to hell.
Yunbi: ...Su?
SUnny: ...
SUnny: T.T But you were taking toooooo loooooong!
Yunbi: That's my prerogative!
SUnny: Nuh-uh! D8
SUnny: .....What's that mean....? ._.
Yunbi: ...Forget it. Just call Jaejoong, tell him everything and cancel it.
SUnny: Yunnie! *pokes chu*
SUnny: T.T
Yunbi: Don't look at me like that.
SUnny: TT.TT
Yunbi: Stop it
SUnny: But that would kill him inside....
Yunbi: Huh?
SUnny: T.T Joongie likes you. <3 He wouldn't reject you no matter how you asked him out.
Yunbi: Whatever...
SUnny: Not whatever!!
SUnny: If you'd just walked up to him and said, "Go out with me. NOW, WOMAN! D8<" I bet he still would've said yes.
SUnny: I bet if you sent him a dinky email, he would have said yes
SUnny: I bet if you carved it on your chest in blood letters (Ew >.<) Jaejoong STILL would have said yes and put a band-aid on your nipples
Yunbi: ....Really?
SUnny: DUH!!!!!!!!!! D8<
SUnny: Why else do you think he even puts up with you? >.> If he was uninterested, he would've walked away forever ago.
SUnny: And...he must like you for YOU or whoever the hell is inside your head because he sure doesn't mind your....ahem....."mood swings..." o.O
Yunbi: Mood swings?
SUnny: I'm pretty sure that to Jaejoong, you go from normal Yunho when me and Chun are around, to fail!Yunho, to smexy-awesome-flirty!Yunho ;D
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: So in conclusion~
SUnny: HE LIKES YOU, DUMBASS! DDDDD8<
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: I'm an expert at relationships~ ;D I know when a man ish in love~
Yunbi: I'm not so sure about that...
SUnny: You doubt my skillz!?!?!? D<
Yunbi: Just........never mind.
SUnny: o.o"
Yunbi: Have you talked to Yoochun recently?
SUnny: I talk to him every day! :D
SUnny: But what does that have to do with anything? >.>
Yunbi: Nothing. Everything.
SUnny: >.> You're weird.
Yunbi: ...That coming from Kim Junsu....I'm hurt.
SUnny: Oh, you've got jokes now that I've set you up on a love adventure of passion! >D
Yunbi: Haha. So....how is this gonna work out? Me and Jaejoong. Tomorrow.
SUnny: I dunno :D
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: o.o Just show up at his house at 9 and blow his mind away with your awesomeness! :DD
Yunbi: Wait. You said it was 8 before. Which one is it???
SUnny: O.O I dunno....
Yunbi: JUNSU!
SUnny: Ah! Dx Don't capslock at meh! Just call and ask him
Yunbi: I can't ask him what time the date is that I SUPPOSEDLY set up with him
SUnny: You're right. >.> That would be gay...
SUnny: I think it's 8 o'clock
Yunbi: Are you sure??
SUnny: Or maybe 9 o'clock ._.
Yunbi: You're killing me....you're really killing me....
SUnny: Don't die! D: Um um um
SUnny: I know! Just show up at 7 and you can't possibly be late
Yunbi: But what if he's still getting ready?? He could still be in the shower or......
SUnny: You're thinking about Jae in the shower, aren't you?? >D
Yunbi: ...No... I'm not perverted like you....
SUnny: HA! Lies! >DD
SUnny: Jae sure has smexy broad, shoulders, right? >D All firm and slick with vanilla body wash suds and hot, steaming water~
Yunbi: Agh....stop it.
SUnny: Heh heh.....Yun-ho's a perv-ert~ Lala lala laaalaaa~<3
Yunbi: Just tell me what to do...
SUnny: Oh so now you're asking me for help in your love life >.>
Yunbi: I love you, okay? Just help me.
SUnny: Aw! :'D I shall!
Yunbi: So 8 or 9?
***Maximini has signed in
SUnny: I dunno o.o
Maximini: That's a shock.
SUnny: ..........
SUnny: SHUT UP! D8< *bites your leg*
Maximini: Mature. Real mature.
SUnny: GET OUT!
Yunbi: You're not focusing on the real issue here, Su....
Maximini: I will, okay? Just let me borrow your soccer gear.
SUnny: I'M TELLING DAD YOU'RE INFESTING HIS LAPTOP WITH PORN VIRUSES!!!!
SUnny: Wait. What? D<
Maximini: Shut up. I'm at the library. Just let me borrow your soccer gear. Please?? Don't you have pads and shoes with spiky bottoms and stuff? What about a bicycle helmet?
SUnny: Psh! No! I've got a game coming up! And I don't even have a bicycle o.o
Maximini: That's next week! I'll only need it for one day. Not even the whole day. I swear I'll return them without a scratch. Better than without a scratch. I'll wash them and stuff. Deal?
SUnny: No deal! RAWR-CHOMP!!
Yunbi: Oh, come on, Su.
SUnny: He's not your brother, so STUFF IT! ]:<
Maximini: Yuno. Do you have any protective sports gear?
Yunbi: ....It's Yunho....and no. I don't play for any official sports team.
SUnny: I TOLD you he was the one that framed you for porn!
Maximini: What?? I thought you were like perfect or something. No sports? Guess not. Whatever.
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: Don't talk about Yunho like that! He's got a date and you don't, so NYAH! >]
Maximini: ....A date....? Please tell me it's with your mom
SUnny: NOPE. D< Yunnie got a date with JAEJOONG. All by himself~
Maximini: Fabulous....
SUnny: Ha!
Yunbi: *sigh* Thanks, Su.
SUnny: You're welcome ;D
Yunbi: Look up 'sarcasm' in the dictionary
SUnny: Why? o.o"
Maximini: PLEASEEEEEEE, JUNSU, best big brother in the whole wide world! PLEASE!?!
SUnny: O.O Since when do you internet-grovel to me???
Maximini: Since now. Please, Junsu. I'm begging you. I really, really, really need it.
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: Okay.
Maximini: OMGOMGOMG, thank you!
SUnny: But for a price >D
Yunbi: Junsu, just let him use your stuff. You won't need it til next week, anyway
SUnny: Shut up! This ish business!
SUnny: Give me my food back >8|
Maximini: No way! If I let you have your 70% of all meals back, then I'm telling mom about you and Hyukjae. And whoever that was in your room last night. I heard moaning and bumping up there and I know you didn't bring Hyukjae home last night.
Yunbi: Aw, Su.....
SUnny: You were dreaming >.>
Maximini: I'm not stupid. I'm the genius kid, remember? You're the other kid.
SUnny: T.T
SUnny: Yeah well......you're the other genius kid...who's not getting my soccer shit! D<
Maximini: Crap. NO.
SUnny: Haha >D
Yunbi: Junsu....
Maximini: Okay, okay. The whole deal about your food? It's off. Completely. No strings attached. Just take your food and your secret horny men and go. Deal?
SUnny: Yes! >D
SUnny: You have to promise!
Maximini: I promise!
SUnny: Pinky swear promise! >:|
Maximini: I don't have pinkies online, idiot
SUnny: PINKY SWEAR OR NOTHING!
Maximini: Alright, alright!
Maximini: *pinky swear*
SUnny: >D Now you have to triple-awesome-Cheetoh-Shaki-Yunho-man-horse swear~
Maximini: ....*sigh* *triple-awesome-Cheetoh-Shaki-Yunho-man-horse swears*
SUnny: Now say Junsu ish king <3
Maximini: ....
SUnny: Say it!
Maximini: Junsu ish king
SUnny: With the heart
Maximini: <3
SUnny: The whole thing with the heart! ]:<
Maximini: Junsu ish king <3
SUnny: Now say Junsu is better than Changmin. Mom and Dad said so
Maximini: Junsu is better than Changmin. Mom and Dad said so
SUnny: Junsu came first so he should get treated a little less like shit
Maximini: Junsu came first so he should get treated a little less like shit
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: And lastly....I am Junsu's bitch
Maximini: Oh, come on!
SUnny: Say it or no deal!
Maximini: ..............
Maximini: I am Junsu's bitch
SUnny: Yay! :D
Maximini: Now can you give me your stuff when I get home? I'll be home kinda late cuz I'm working on a project for school
SUnny: Nope~
Maximini: ....Huh? Then tomorrow morning?
SUnny: Nope~
Maximini: ....Why not?
SUnny: You can't pinky swear on the internet, idiot! xP
Maximini: WHAT?!?!?!??????
Yunbi: Wow
SUnny: Go away, pest. >:| Grown ups are talking here.
Maximini: NOOOOO. NO NO NO NO NO! You have to!!! I gave you your food back!! I lied about Mom and DAD liking you!! I even said I was your bitch! YOUR BITCH! Do you want me to kiss your giant ass, too, cuz I will!!!
SUnny: Ewwwz! >.< Stay away from meh goods
Yunbi: What do you need the soccer gear for, Changmin?
Maximini: ......No reason.
SUnny: Then why are you asking????? D<
Maximini: You just don't need to know, okay?? Just PLEASE let me use them! For an hour! I'll bring them back! I'll be careful.
SUnny: You don't even play sports! Why should I give you my stuff???
Maximini: Because.....I need them. Badly.
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: What's up, yo~
SUnny: Well looks like you're shit outta luck, punk. xP
Chunderful: Eh???
Maximini: ....I hate all of you
***Maximini has logged out
Chunderful: Whoa. o.o Did I do something wrong??
SUnny: Yeah. You exist. xP
Chunderful: Awww, you're cute when you're in love with me~
Yunbi: Junsu was being a bad brother
Chunderful: Awww, he's cute when he's a bad brother~ And in love with me~
SUnny: I was NOT a bad brother! ]< I was protecting my rights!
Yunbi: What rights???
SUnny: That kid gets EVERYTHING! The only thing mom and dad EVER gave me that they didn't give to Changmin 1000000 times better was this laptop. They still think he's too young to have his own. But it's only a matter of time...
Yunbi: Still, you didn't have to trick the kid like that. It sounded like an emergency
Chunderful: Emergency? Is Changmin alright?
SUnny: Psh! What emergency? He probably wants to practice in the park so he can try out and make the soccer team or something. Ugh! If I let him do that, he'd be smart AND athletic and that would make him COOL. D:< I can't let him do that! Cool is the only thing I've got to myself!
Chunderful: You've got me~
SUnny: Changmin's not having you, either! Dx
Chunderful: Awww, Su you can have as much of me as you want
SUnny: Awww, thanks, Chun :'D
Chunderful: And you can start with this part of me *takes off pants*
SUnny: GAAAAAH!!!!!
Chunderful: xD
Yunbi: *sigh* Now that that's done, can we go back to the original topic, please?
Chunderful: Which was....?
SUnny: Yeah. o.o Which was....?
Yunbi: The date you set up with me and Jaejoong?
SUnny: Oh yeah xD
Chunderful: Wait....WHAT????
SUnny: I got Yunnie a date~ ^^
Chunderful: That's impossible. All Jaejoong could talk about today was how Yunho finally asked him out on a date. Not Su.
SUnny: I helped a lil ^.~
Yunbi: He hacked into my chat account and sexually harassed Jaejoong into going out on a date with "me" because apparently, Jaejoong would go out with me even if I wrote his name on my chest in blood or something.
Chunderful: WTF???
SUnny: >.> That's a little inaccurate, don't you think?
Yunbi: Whatever. Just help me, Yoochun. Junsu can't even figure out what time the date is that HE told Jaejoong
SUnny: o.o"
Chunderful: *sigh* Why do people in this world trust Junsu to do anything right?
SUnny: Hey! D<
Chunderful: It's okay. I still love you and your ass, boo~
SUnny: *throws pinecones at chu*
Chunderful: Jaejoong kept saying he had a date with you at 8 on Saturday.
Yunbi: Omg. Thank you so much, Yoochun.
SUnny: It could've been 9! Seriously! What if Jaejoong's confused???
Chunderful: Anything else you need help on, Yunho?
SUnny: *spits on you*
Chunderful: That's kinky, baby~
SUnny: O.O"
Yunbi: Ummmm...I kinda have no idea where to take him. I mean, I just found out about it now...
SUnny: You're glaring at me in your head.... >.>
Yunbi: Just a little
SUnny: D<
Chunderful: Eh, don't worry too much. Jae's easily entertained with good company. And for some reason, to him, you're good company.
Yunbi: Hah...<3
Chunderful: Just take him out to eat and then see a movie. He loves food and movies. It doesn't matter where you take him, so do your wallet a favor and don't go crazy on reservations and 5-star dining and shit, okay?
Yunbi: Got it.
SUnny: Buy me something, too! :D I love Indian food~
Chunderful: There's plenty of fine dining in my mouth. Wanna have a taste?
SUnny: *throws a pineapple at chu*
Chunderful: Don't be shy~
SUnny: Grrrrrr!!!
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: Let him pick the movie. I'm sure he'll know which one he'll want to see. But if he can't choose between 2 and he asks your opinion, don't give him shit like "Oh, whatever you want to see." That pisses him off. But...he likes you so he might not care....He's tolerated a lot of fail out of you.....Ah, do what you want.
Yunbi: Um, okay
Chunderful: But other than that, don't worry, he's got pretty good taste in movies. And he doesn't talk much, at least not during the important parts of the film.
Yunbi: Okay, okay.
Yunbi: Umm...should I...?
Chunderful: I'm not a mind-reader, dude. Should you what?
Yunbi: Should I...make a move on him or something?
SUnny: Heh >D
Chunderful: Oh, sure. Have loud anal sex in the middle of the theater. Jae won't mind
Yunbi: Ummmmmmmmmmm
SUnny: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH xDDDDD Good one, Chunnie~
Chunderful: *high fives*
SUnny: *jump-tackles*
Yunbi: Yoochun......
Chunderful: Jokes, jokes~ Do whatever you want. As long as you're not an asshole, Jae won't mind whatever it is you want to do.
Yunbi: Ah, okay.
Yunbi: So...to Jaejoong an asshole would be defined as someone who.......
Chunderful: Eats baby whales alive
SUnny: O.O
Yunbi: Oh.....
Chunderful: x'D Stop worrying! You'll be fine
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: I sense you're still worrying
SUnny: He's definitely worrying :|
Yunbi: I don't think I'll ever stop worrying til this whole thing is over
Chunderful: Nope. You've still got the morning after where you wake up in someone's bed not remembering how you got there and your skin smells like booze and peaches and 3 different kinds of saliva. That's something to worry about.
SUnny: xDD
Yunbi: Ummmmm
Chunderful: He's fun to mess with!
SUnny: I know, right! :D
SUnny: Omg yay! :D Jaebum ish here~ We're gonna go play soccer with some people in the park
Yunbi: Su....
SUnny: Seriously! D< He's not one of....those people. He's meh soccer buddy~
Chunderful: Eh? 'Those people??'
Yunbi: You know....'those people.'
Chunderful: ?????
SUnny: Shut up, Yunho!
Yunbi: Huh?
SUnny: I'm going now. Jaebum's about to break meh front door down. D: Why does he knock so hard?????
Chunderful: Bye, meh love <3
SUnny: Bye, Chunnie bunny :D
SUnny: Good luck on your love adventure of passion, Yunho >D
Yunbi: *sigh* Bye, Su
***SUnny has signed out
Yunbi: ........So.......
Chunderful: Eh?
Yunbi: I have another question.
Chunderful: What am I, your gynecologist???
Yunbi: Umm, I was wondering....I mean, I'm not thinking about doing this now! No! Not now. It's too soon. And I can't ask Junsu about it because...well....you know how he is in...um...this department. But....um......
Chunderful: Yeah?
Yunbi: I need tips. On...how to make Jaejoong feel...."special."
Chunderful: EEHH??? Just buy him some fucking chocolates.
Yunbi: Ugh. No, not that kind of "special," although I will consider that.
Yunbi: I want to make Jaejoong feel "SPECIAL." You know...later on...maybe...if he's up to it...
Chunderful: ....?
Chunderful: Oh... OH.
Chunderful: You want to feel him up and make sweet love to him in a hotel room
Yunbi: No!
Yunbi: ...Not quite like that...
Chunderful: Yeah, yeah, I get it. Hey, don't get me wrong, but Jaejoong is like a brother to me. And as his brother I will gladly kick the ass of all those who disrespect him.
Yunbi: I would never even THINK of disrespecting Jaejoong!
Chunderful: Yeah, I know. That's why I'm gonna help you.
Yunbi: ...Really?
Chunderful: Pssh. If you guys move any slower, I'm gonna want to strangle both of you together.
Yunbi: Ha, you talk about slow but look at you and Junsu
Chunderful: What ABOUT Junsu???
Yunbi: He doesn't even know you like him
Chunderful: When did you figure it out?
Yunbi: I knew a long time ago. It's not hard to tell, man
Chunderful: Then I guess I'm lucky Junsu's so stupid
Yunbi: Do something about it.
Chunderful: Pssh! I will when you get Jaejoong on his knees and tell him to bark like a mountain lion
Yunbi: Come on. You've got to be dying inside. You know how many sleepless nights I had before I worked up the nerve to ask you guys to introduce me to Jaejoong?
Chunderful: Why do you think I sleep so much during the day...?
Yunbi: Ah, Yoochun...
Chunderful: Whatever, I'm cool with it. I've lived with it since practically elementary school. We're too perfect together to really be together--together.
Yunbi: You're scared?
Chunderful: Dude, who has a random, Su-ified date in 24 hours?
Yunbi: ...Crap
Chunderful: Ha. Now who's scared~?
Yunbi: Help me??? I mean, I'm not gonna try to make him feel "special" tomorrow night but.....I feel like it'll happen eventually and I want to be ready
Chunderful: Alright, alright. But first I've got to tell you something.
Yunbi: What?
Chunderful: I'm a virgin.
Yunbi: Oh.
Chunderful: Yeah.
Yunbi: Me too...
Chunderful: Yeah. Obviously. >.>
Yunbi: So...how are you going to help me?
Chunderful: I dunno...Junsu's brother knows some good websites...
Yunbi: Changmin???? Knows THOSE kinds of websites??
Chunderful: Tch. And people think he's just a little innocent angel without a pervy mind of his own. And I've gotta say, I've known him all his life and I did not teach him a bit of it. All his perversions are alllllll his own~
Yunbi: ....
Chunderful: I'm so proud of him. *sniff*
Yunbi: So....you want to watch videos....................together?
Chunderful: Um, well, um, see, uh, um, welllllllllll............
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: It'd be a learning experience, right?
Yunbi: Right
Chunderful: And hey! At least you'd know what to do when the time comes...right?
Yunbi: Right
Chunderful: And me. I'd know, too. For future reference.
Yunbi: I honestly don't think you'll have to worry about it. Junsu will have you covered when he takes your first time.
Chunderful: Shut up, man
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: And...neither of us will...ya know....bust a nut or anything. Not like.....with both of us sitting in front of the computer.....together....that'd be......
Yunbi: Yeah. No. We won't do that.
Chunderful: Yeah. Just watching. No touching ourselves.
Yunbi: Yeah.
Chunderful: Yeah.
Yunbi: So.............
Chunderful: So.......yeah. Shall we do it at my place or yours?
Yunbi: I think it'll be better at your place
Chunderful: Wh-why would it be better at my place??
Yunbi: No reason! Seriously. My mom could come home early and my computer isn't in a room I can lock, so........
Chunderful: Okay. Yeah, yeah, of course....
Yunbi: ....
Chunderful: ....
Yunbi: ....
Chunderful: ....
Yunbi: I gotta go
Chunderful: *cough* Me too. Yeah.
Yunbi: Ahem. Bye.
Chunderful: Bye, man
***Yunbi has signed out
***Chunderful has signed out
Chapter 23
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