( Fail beneath cut... )

There really are no words for this:

Jensen mewled as Jared pulled off his softening ding and slid back up his body

*Dies and is very possibly ded*

So, I searched for fic on the Pit with the word "birth" and found this...stuff:

( I swear half of these are just metaphorical births. )

An idiotic Supernatural/Heroes fic written by an idiot. At least this one doesn't have Elle in it. (I like her, but she's in almost every freaking SPN/Heroes crossover!!! It's obnoxious.) Here we go:

( Warning: Unresearched crap, stupid author's notes, and mind-numbing boredom. )

I have a tendency to cut and paste lines from fanfiction as I read, forget about them, then arbitrarily decide months down the road that I want to post. As such, only a few of these quotes have links back to the original stories but, believe me, you wouldn't want to read the others anyway.

Your sporking utensil is in bold.

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In honor of Halloween, I bring you this Supernatural Sue-fic about Lucifer's daughter, who doesn't want to be evil, etc.:

( A fic that turns Supernatural's apocalypse into an incredibly crappy romantic comedy. )

My pet fandoms are so strange...

( A Mary Sue tries to save the world, Dean finds an unexpected companion, Sylar and Peter raise a child together, and David Tennant guest stars. )

Found on this Supernatural forum on ff.net:

"Chuck the profit."

Yeah, except that Chuck is a messenger of God, not money earned from Bible sales.

*facepalm*

Sometimes, I think those little labels with the exclamations like, Evil!So&So or Girl!So&So (do those things have a name?), can just be odd. Take this, for example ( Read more... )

Well, it's mostly focused on both Sam and Lucifer not like that, but still.  There's going to be more like this; I just know it.  Oh, and this person hasn't heard of chapters, so it's really long, and I had to pick out a handful of overdone gems.

( Satan IS a creepy guidance counselor. )