From the JUST IN page of the Pit.

Hadrian No-Last-Name
Harry Potter, renamed Hadrian No-Last-Name by his savior and teacher (Clementine Coster), returns to England, his homeland, at the call of Severus Snape for the Order and his twin brother. Something Clementine Coster (OFC) said in passing to Severus begins to run it's course, tying the five of ( Read more... )

I've been under the weather the past few days. That's the only reason I can think of that would possess me to click on the JUST IN link in the Pit. I saw this summary for a fic in the DC Elseworlds fandom, of which I know zero.

Alpha-centauri: this story is bout a half dragon/phoenix trying to find his own way in life. after his family destroyed ( Read more... )

For my first spork, a wordsearch! (Do let me know if I did something wrong.) The word is: ANGLE. Surprisingly, there were a few summaries using it correctly... but most weren't. Anyway, the word popped up so much (over 1000 hits!) that I filtered by "supernatural" and then "romance" to weed out as many not-typo'd angles as possible.

( *tilts head* )

( I've just found out that I suffer from a not-insignificant amount of Bronyism. )

I know I haven't been around much, so I thought I'd make up for that with some word-search summary sporks. Today's theme: weather.

Bolded where necessary for extra emphasis.

( it's raining... men? )

Hands up, who remembers ReBoot? Well, this isn't the ReBoot you remember!

( Glitch! LJ-cut! )

Spring has arrived, so I will celebrate by sharing these fascinating summaries. Actually, there is no connection between those two things; summaries have just been particularly amusing lately.

Fallen Angel
He had it all; ebony black hair, dark, almost black eyes, and a haunting gaze that chilled you to the bone . The only thing missing was the wings ( Read more... )

As we all know, badfic can be an assault on the senses. So here are some summaries that celebrate that abuse... in the best way possible, of course. Bolded in some places for emphasis.

Nothing better than a "Buffy" quote to get started:

"Some things I can just smell, it's like a sixth sense."
( Actually, that would be one of the five. )

In honor of their new soundtrack being available at iTunes and on that slightly more antiquated silver disc that spins and plays music, an iCarly summary that was just begging for it:

Adult themes, hard language, drug use, musicals... did i say musicalsJuvenile crying, salty language, face-palm usage, vomiting... did I say vomiting? Yeah, well, ( Read more... )

( SFW. Cut for tl;dr. )