Sweeney Todd 2: Sweeney Todder
Spring has arrived, so I will celebrate by sharing these fascinating summaries. Actually, there is no connection between those two things; summaries have just been particularly amusing lately.
Fallen Angel
He had it all; ebony black hair, dark, almost black eyes, and a haunting gaze that chilled you to the bone . The only thing missing was the wings. Oh, but how could she forget. Fallen angels never had wings, only scars that would never heal.
You know, when I hear "having it all," I usually think of a woman who's trying to balance family and career in a bad but zeitgeist-y sitcom. Alternatively, I think of Heloise d'Argenteuil, because she had a baby and became a nun. Apparently, though, all you have to do is have a certain complexion and be angsty. Call me when you're a pregnant nun, Mr. Todd, and then maybe I'll be impressed.
Also, fallen angels never have wings, only scars that never heal? Is that a direct quote from Paradise Lost or what?
Sweenett Fanfictions
What happens when Anthony shows Sweeney M-Rated Sweenett FanFictions? What happens when Mrs Lovett finds out, too? Read, to find out! Rated M for sexual references.. This is not a one-shot, it's getting quite serious! :D Please read, and review!
Uh, Anthony? Just because Judge Turpin tried to show you porn, that doesn't mean it's appropriate behavior. In fact, a good rule of thumb is, "If Judge Turpin does it, it's probably inappropriate and also a sex crime." I'm too worried by your behavior to wonder how you got an Internet connection from the future, even.
It All Breaks Down at the First Rehearsal
A casual spitting game turns into sudden realisation. Lust, confusion, agro, anger, hatred and romance are inevitable. Inspired by Placebo's 'Nancy Boy'. Bad summary! Rated M for bad language and sexual content
Man, literally everything leads to sex. More important, what's agro? Is that short for agriculture? Are Mr. Todd and Mrs. Lovett going to have sex in a barley field? And is this all somehow the result of spitting? You know what, I don't even want to know.
The Inevitable
When the smoke cleared, there was no light. When he was gone, here was no recovering. When he saw golden hair,he was obsessed. When Lovett and Todd were hired by Turpin,the money meant nothing. When he finally had her, escape was almost inevitable. Almost
When the author found a sentence structure she liked, there was no variation. Furthermore, if there's no light, how could they tell that there was smoke in the first place? Or did the light disappear the moment the smoke cleared? And is he only obsessed when he sees golden hair? Is this an "out of sight, out of mind" kind of thing? Because that doesn't sound like much of an obsession.
Sweeney's random victims
Sweeney is on a killing spree, murdering random characters and people, that readers requested R&R!
Sweeney Todd: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Sweeney Todder
Welcome to the world of Sweenery Todder! My friend Brooke and I are transported there, and things get pretty crazy. Trust me, it's better than you think. T to be safe, cuz come on, we're talking about Sweeney Todd here.
I just can't get past the title. Is this like Die Hard 2: Die Harder? Like, it's Sweeney Todd, but even more so? So many questions.
You belong with me
Mrs,Lovett sings you belong with me by Taylor Swift to Sweeney. How will he take this?
With tears and bitter recriminations, if he's anything like me.
Escape from Devil's Island
Lucy has a plan to get Benjamin off Devil's Island and back to her and Joanna. In esscance they first come to him when Lucy gets hired as a guard in Devil's Island. Will the plan work? How did she get hired in the first place? Find out that and more
She had years of experience and printed her resume on the really good paper. Why are you even asking?
The Barber and a Girl
What if things in story were different? Do you remember Todd's words "If only angels could prevale"? Well this girl may not be an actual angel, but she can certainly do the deeds of an angel.
Whatever, I can scare shepherds and tell virgins they're pregnant, too.
Fallen Angel
He had it all; ebony black hair, dark, almost black eyes, and a haunting gaze that chilled you to the bone . The only thing missing was the wings. Oh, but how could she forget. Fallen angels never had wings, only scars that would never heal.
You know, when I hear "having it all," I usually think of a woman who's trying to balance family and career in a bad but zeitgeist-y sitcom. Alternatively, I think of Heloise d'Argenteuil, because she had a baby and became a nun. Apparently, though, all you have to do is have a certain complexion and be angsty. Call me when you're a pregnant nun, Mr. Todd, and then maybe I'll be impressed.
Also, fallen angels never have wings, only scars that never heal? Is that a direct quote from Paradise Lost or what?
Sweenett Fanfictions
What happens when Anthony shows Sweeney M-Rated Sweenett FanFictions? What happens when Mrs Lovett finds out, too? Read, to find out! Rated M for sexual references.. This is not a one-shot, it's getting quite serious! :D Please read, and review!
Uh, Anthony? Just because Judge Turpin tried to show you porn, that doesn't mean it's appropriate behavior. In fact, a good rule of thumb is, "If Judge Turpin does it, it's probably inappropriate and also a sex crime." I'm too worried by your behavior to wonder how you got an Internet connection from the future, even.
It All Breaks Down at the First Rehearsal
A casual spitting game turns into sudden realisation. Lust, confusion, agro, anger, hatred and romance are inevitable. Inspired by Placebo's 'Nancy Boy'. Bad summary! Rated M for bad language and sexual content
Man, literally everything leads to sex. More important, what's agro? Is that short for agriculture? Are Mr. Todd and Mrs. Lovett going to have sex in a barley field? And is this all somehow the result of spitting? You know what, I don't even want to know.
The Inevitable
When the smoke cleared, there was no light. When he was gone, here was no recovering. When he saw golden hair,he was obsessed. When Lovett and Todd were hired by Turpin,the money meant nothing. When he finally had her, escape was almost inevitable. Almost
When the author found a sentence structure she liked, there was no variation. Furthermore, if there's no light, how could they tell that there was smoke in the first place? Or did the light disappear the moment the smoke cleared? And is he only obsessed when he sees golden hair? Is this an "out of sight, out of mind" kind of thing? Because that doesn't sound like much of an obsession.
Sweeney's random victims
Sweeney is on a killing spree, murdering random characters and people, that readers requested R&R!
Sweeney Todd: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Sweeney Todder
Welcome to the world of Sweenery Todder! My friend Brooke and I are transported there, and things get pretty crazy. Trust me, it's better than you think. T to be safe, cuz come on, we're talking about Sweeney Todd here.
I just can't get past the title. Is this like Die Hard 2: Die Harder? Like, it's Sweeney Todd, but even more so? So many questions.
You belong with me
Mrs,Lovett sings you belong with me by Taylor Swift to Sweeney. How will he take this?
With tears and bitter recriminations, if he's anything like me.
Escape from Devil's Island
Lucy has a plan to get Benjamin off Devil's Island and back to her and Joanna. In esscance they first come to him when Lucy gets hired as a guard in Devil's Island. Will the plan work? How did she get hired in the first place? Find out that and more
She had years of experience and printed her resume on the really good paper. Why are you even asking?
The Barber and a Girl
What if things in story were different? Do you remember Todd's words "If only angels could prevale"? Well this girl may not be an actual angel, but she can certainly do the deeds of an angel.
Whatever, I can scare shepherds and tell virgins they're pregnant, too.