Nonsensical Summaries FTW
Uh, I don't think I've posted here before, but I've been lurking for a while, so, hi!
Whilst trawlin' the Bleach section of The Pit, I came across this wonderful summary that made me laugh, and then die inside;
Different Plot Bleach
"My first one. Following The Anime Storyline. But Have Some Difference. Such As What If Rukia Did Not Give Her Powers to Ichigo? There are some more differences like this. Which You Will Have To Read To Find Out. A bit OOC."
For those who don't know the fandom, the act of Rukia giving her powers to Ichigo is THE CATALYST FOR EVERYTHING. If this hadn't happened, BLEACH WOULD NEVER HAVE EXISTED. Oh, my fandom.
(On further inspection, the author is Bangladeshi and seems to have a better grasp of the English language than many of my English GCSE class, and the fic itself is not so much bad as really boring.)