I know I haven't been around much, so I thought I'd make up for that with some word-search summary sporks. Today's theme: weather.

Bolded where necessary for extra emphasis.

( it's raining... men? )

As we all know, badfic can be an assault on the senses. So here are some summaries that celebrate that abuse... in the best way possible, of course. Bolded in some places for emphasis.

Nothing better than a "Buffy" quote to get started:

"Some things I can just smell, it's like a sixth sense."
( Actually, that would be one of the five. )

... into the "Shadows in the Night." It's another NCIS gem, featuring Jenny's identical twin sister, Hogwarts rejection letters, and, for some ungodly reason, a dead badger.

( follow me on down )

A delightful NCIS fic, in which Gibbs is strangely emotive, Abby makes deals with a ghost, a dismembered hand makes trouble, and I forget to mention Nathan Fillion even.one.time.

( it goes a little like this )

Did you notice a severe lack of Nathan Fillion in this community over the summer?

You did?!

And you also noticed a lack of hilarious summary sporkings by yours truly, owing to the fact that I was 9.5 hours from home working 24/6 for 13+ weeks and spending every free second sleeping?

Really?

Well, you've waited long enough!

( I'm back, baby!! )

What's even better than having drunk guys ask you repeatedly if you'd like some food from Taco Bell?

( questionable badfic )

I seem to be having a month that makes most badfic look good, and I'm a bit starved for attention. With that in mind, I went to apply my trademark rapier wit and Nathan Fillion love to some of the best of the worst summaries I could find.

( follow me down )

I should be writing my own fiction but I kind of felt in need of a little light entertainment... Instead I went to the Pit of Voles and had a look at some of the more recent NCIS summaries. As always, sporking in bold.

( Spork more... )

( I bring you NCIS summaries! )

Spork it in color! I had a rough day, so I'm going to spork some of the most... um... colorful summaries out there. Sporks and color references (where applicable) in bold.

( sporks in all colors of the rainbow )