spork it like it's not (good) - summaries!
Did you notice a severe lack of Nathan Fillion in this community over the summer?
You did?!
And you also noticed a lack of hilarious summary sporkings by yours truly, owing to the fact that I was 9.5 hours from home working 24/6 for 13+ weeks and spending every free second sleeping?
Really?
Well, you've waited long enough!
House
... House drove a car through her living room
So it's not the most appropriate place for a car. Did it at least match the decor?
What would you do for love?
Anything. But I won't do that.
He needeed a change a new road maybe one that leads him to her Hameron
I hope that new road leads him to her Hameron... so he can bring it back here and explain to me what it is.
House arrives home and stumbles across a dog.
"WHO left this dog here?!"
Wilson and Chase share something; House is determined to find out what.
They share it with me: a love of Nathan Fillion. It's a good road!
House discovers an unexpected ally while behind bars.
I would say it's Nathan Fillion, but here are the facts: 1.) Nathan Fillion is too sweet and lovely to go to jail... or 2.) Nathan Fillion is just too bad-ass to ever get caught. So, moving on...
The team gets creative when looking for a consult.
How creative are we talking? Like, they think outside the box? Or, like, they stage a sequin-filled Broadway musical?
Bones
More meat than sweet - fair warning.
Yes, that is fair warning. Now if I could just figure out... for what.
A glass can only hold so much liquid before it spills, some spills leave a stain.
Like grape juice. But that's more sweet than meat.
Imagine if Booth and Brennan never met.
Well, there went the series...
Note to self: get better at writting summaries
And spelling. Get better at spelling, too.
cute little poem i thought sounded like somthing angla would write.It contains a relization on anglas part not in the show
Here's my relization - you need to work on spelling too.
Max finds a body. Brennan and Booth are less than thrilled.
Well, this makes sense. If they were like "WHOO-HOO! A BODY!", then we might have problems.
What happens when Angela has to take Maturity leave?
I hope she grows up a bit.
CSI
Nick and Grissom go to a house to perform a search warrant. Things go down hill from there for Nick. Warning: Mild sexual abuse contained in this story.
Um, yes, that's definitely going downhill. What was that warrant for?
For my kink bingo "confined/caged" square.
I got this eventually, but "getting it" didn't make me any happier.
A tragic accident hits CSI. Will Grissom be too late?
Too late for what?
Torture, an unwanted marriage, and some life threatening situations...
Some would say that an unwanted marriage is a life-threatening situation. Or even torture.
Sara realized that he earned only try Sofia bad.
I don't know what this means.
Nick takes his new son to visit a very special friend for the first time.
Nathan Fillion!
I think the title says it all...
You would, wouldn't you.
Sara comes home after a horrible day at the lab and finds herself wishing for her heart's desire.
It's okay. I think "Castle" is on DVD now. And it's definitely on Netflix.
Remember that Skype call Grissom had with the two Mrs Gs?
I do! Thanks for reminding me!
Catherine gets shot by a suspect and Sara gets left a mirror in her will.
It might just be me, but I think Sara got shafted in this deal.
NCIS
Warning - involves geeks, Goths, cute Italian guys, gym class - yuck , ninjas, and creepy kitten statues.
I was with you until you threw in the creepy kitten statues.
While they may be one of Julie Andrew's favorite things when tied up with string, for Leroy Jethro Gibbs they merely meant bad news and body parts.
I'm pretty sure "My Favorite Things" wasn't about dead bodies... but wouldn't it have been cool if it was?
May be somewhat out of character.
Then what's the point?!
episodes of careless frivolity threaten to tear them apart.
"Episodes of careless frivolity"? Yeah, well, that's fanfic.
What happens when Ziva forgets to take something off?
She gets into the shower with one sock on. It's happened to me.
When one of the team is attacked with a baseball bat in a house that was supposed to have been cleared, there is plenty of guilt to go around.
"Dammit! I told you to pick up that baseball bat!"
It's Abby's birthday and the Director gets her a very special present.
Ihopeit'sNathanFillion...
NCIS set in the Wild West... action, humour, banter, sheep.
Yep. Totally with you until the sheep. Although, as a professional badfic reader, I guess I shouldn't be all that surprised.
iCarly
Somebody raise the awkward flag please!
It's right here! It's right here! I've been waving it for weeks!
Do not read if your easily upset
If I was easily upset I'd be in the fetal position in the corner... apparently I'm stronger than I thought.
Carly decides to take Freddie with her to the movies. What could happen?
Is it Free Popcorn Tuesday?
Freddie hackes the FBI out of boredom and they offer him a job
I'm almost positive this isn't how this works.
And winning for my very favorite title/summary combo this week:
iAm A Nun: Sam feels very unloved. Father McGurthy, the world's fattest priest, offers her a place to feel loved, in the church. Sam accepts. But can Freddie convince her to be Sam Benson instead of Sister Sam?
Oh, man. I need to go laugh for about twelve hours. Later, badfic_quotes!
You did?!
And you also noticed a lack of hilarious summary sporkings by yours truly, owing to the fact that I was 9.5 hours from home working 24/6 for 13+ weeks and spending every free second sleeping?
Really?
Well, you've waited long enough!
House
... House drove a car through her living room
So it's not the most appropriate place for a car. Did it at least match the decor?
What would you do for love?
Anything. But I won't do that.
He needeed a change a new road maybe one that leads him to her Hameron
I hope that new road leads him to her Hameron... so he can bring it back here and explain to me what it is.
House arrives home and stumbles across a dog.
"WHO left this dog here?!"
Wilson and Chase share something; House is determined to find out what.
They share it with me: a love of Nathan Fillion. It's a good road!
House discovers an unexpected ally while behind bars.
I would say it's Nathan Fillion, but here are the facts: 1.) Nathan Fillion is too sweet and lovely to go to jail... or 2.) Nathan Fillion is just too bad-ass to ever get caught. So, moving on...
The team gets creative when looking for a consult.
How creative are we talking? Like, they think outside the box? Or, like, they stage a sequin-filled Broadway musical?
Bones
More meat than sweet - fair warning.
Yes, that is fair warning. Now if I could just figure out... for what.
A glass can only hold so much liquid before it spills, some spills leave a stain.
Like grape juice. But that's more sweet than meat.
Imagine if Booth and Brennan never met.
Well, there went the series...
Note to self: get better at writting summaries
And spelling. Get better at spelling, too.
cute little poem i thought sounded like somthing angla would write.It contains a relization on anglas part not in the show
Here's my relization - you need to work on spelling too.
Max finds a body. Brennan and Booth are less than thrilled.
Well, this makes sense. If they were like "WHOO-HOO! A BODY!", then we might have problems.
What happens when Angela has to take Maturity leave?
I hope she grows up a bit.
CSI
Nick and Grissom go to a house to perform a search warrant. Things go down hill from there for Nick. Warning: Mild sexual abuse contained in this story.
Um, yes, that's definitely going downhill. What was that warrant for?
For my kink bingo "confined/caged" square.
I got this eventually, but "getting it" didn't make me any happier.
A tragic accident hits CSI. Will Grissom be too late?
Too late for what?
Torture, an unwanted marriage, and some life threatening situations...
Some would say that an unwanted marriage is a life-threatening situation. Or even torture.
Sara realized that he earned only try Sofia bad.
I don't know what this means.
Nick takes his new son to visit a very special friend for the first time.
Nathan Fillion!
I think the title says it all...
You would, wouldn't you.
Sara comes home after a horrible day at the lab and finds herself wishing for her heart's desire.
It's okay. I think "Castle" is on DVD now. And it's definitely on Netflix.
Remember that Skype call Grissom had with the two Mrs Gs?
I do! Thanks for reminding me!
Catherine gets shot by a suspect and Sara gets left a mirror in her will.
It might just be me, but I think Sara got shafted in this deal.
NCIS
Warning - involves geeks, Goths, cute Italian guys, gym class - yuck , ninjas, and creepy kitten statues.
I was with you until you threw in the creepy kitten statues.
While they may be one of Julie Andrew's favorite things when tied up with string, for Leroy Jethro Gibbs they merely meant bad news and body parts.
I'm pretty sure "My Favorite Things" wasn't about dead bodies... but wouldn't it have been cool if it was?
May be somewhat out of character.
Then what's the point?!
episodes of careless frivolity threaten to tear them apart.
"Episodes of careless frivolity"? Yeah, well, that's fanfic.
What happens when Ziva forgets to take something off?
She gets into the shower with one sock on. It's happened to me.
When one of the team is attacked with a baseball bat in a house that was supposed to have been cleared, there is plenty of guilt to go around.
"Dammit! I told you to pick up that baseball bat!"
It's Abby's birthday and the Director gets her a very special present.
Ihopeit'sNathanFillion...
NCIS set in the Wild West... action, humour, banter, sheep.
Yep. Totally with you until the sheep. Although, as a professional badfic reader, I guess I shouldn't be all that surprised.
iCarly
Somebody raise the awkward flag please!
It's right here! It's right here! I've been waving it for weeks!
Do not read if your easily upset
If I was easily upset I'd be in the fetal position in the corner... apparently I'm stronger than I thought.
Carly decides to take Freddie with her to the movies. What could happen?
Is it Free Popcorn Tuesday?
Freddie hackes the FBI out of boredom and they offer him a job
I'm almost positive this isn't how this works.
And winning for my very favorite title/summary combo this week:
iAm A Nun: Sam feels very unloved. Father McGurthy, the world's fattest priest, offers her a place to feel loved, in the church. Sam accepts. But can Freddie convince her to be Sam Benson instead of Sister Sam?
Oh, man. I need to go laugh for about twelve hours. Later, badfic_quotes!