I was in a mood this weekend. A mood for badfic! :D So I found some summaries and a fic then grabbed my spork and stabbed them for you!

POKEMON
Two girls are playing POKEMON when they are suddenly sucked into a Poke Center to begin the journey to becoming POKEMON trainers - but it won't be easy, especially with TEAM ROCKET around!
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I have a tendency to cut and paste lines from fanfiction as I read, forget about them, then arbitrarily decide months down the road that I want to post. As such, only a few of these quotes have links back to the original stories but, believe me, you wouldn't want to read the others anyway.

Your sporking utensil is in bold.

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I said I'd spork this, and I'm a girl of my word, so here it is. Was going to post this to marysues but I've found it heavier on the badfic than the sue-ness so this is probably a more appropriate forum.

Story: Full Moon
Fandom: Transformers, movie verse
Author: Greivous-Girl17
Summary: Amy is a senior in highschool, is looking foward to a great summer, ( Read more... )

Not sure if this was technically OT, but - as you can see - I waited until Sunday anyway. Being the nerd that I am, I picked up a novel “Transformers: the Veiled Threat” which was quaintly billed as something like the prequel to the sequel, but is yet somehow not the first movie. Disregarding what a bad book it was to begin with, it had one of ( Read more... )

Jazzed is not the kind of fic that I expected to find in the Bleach section of the Pit. It's actually not the kind of fic I expected to find anywhere else, either.

To start off with, it's a crossover, and it's pretty well written compared to many, many other fics. But the premise is what got me laughing.

Summary: "One Shot. Sequel to Jazz It Up. ( Read more... )

A little piece of me dies every time I run into one of these fics.

Sporking in bold.

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Another in my series of great summaries & excerpts from FF.net

( HP, Transformers, Naruto, AB:VH, SPN )

( The Transformers fandom needs a bandaid! )

This story is listed under horror/angst and is supposed to be a cross-over between Transformers and Resident Evil. However, I think the true horror comes before the fic ever starts. Behold, the author's note!

Sporking is in bold.

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AUUUUUGH! TRANSFORMERS PORN!

"Memories flashed to Optimus again. His hands on Megatron's chassis, their lips and tongues meeting in fiery kisses--kneeling before him and shoving his tongue into his open port-- the hot metallic taste of the circuitry--and Megatron baring his fangs as he climaxed from the oral stimulation."

B-b-but...giant robots... ( Read more... )