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I was in a mood this weekend. A mood for badfic! :D So I found some summaries and a fic then grabbed my spork and stabbed them for you!
POKEMON
Two girls are playing POKEMON when they are suddenly sucked into a Poke Center to begin the journey to becoming POKEMON trainers - but it won't be easy, especially with TEAM ROCKET around!
Oh, they're keeping with the trend of using CAPS LOCK for all the names! How true to the games!
+ANIMA
i still dont know what everything its about but will find out together on the way
"I have no idea what I'm writing (or possibly what the show is even about)! Tralala!"
Damn, now I have to read it. That kid should get a job in marketing. He's a real pro.
NARUTO
An adventure filled with teen ninjas, Are they teen ninja turtles? Possibly of the mutant variety? mysterious pasts and memories. A girl with known and unknown powers. Together, will the teen ninjas, be able to save the girl from her mysterious past and from her future? or will she live like ' it' never happened.
They are going to save her from her future by preventing it from ever happening.
Matelda was just a confused child, with a thing for the show Naruto. When she runs away from an abusive dad,takes shelter in a witches home,and Fantasy becomes reality, what will she do? Sorry for the stupid summary!
She'll become even more confused. And then say "Sorry for the stupid summary!"
iCARLY
StingWill Carly Have To Bare Butt For Spanking?
First of series of stories.Carly is told she must leave Spencer & go live with her grandpa.Spence gives Carly a disciplinary only spanking to prove he is a strict parent.Carly 18 y/o.Don't like don't read!
...The iCarly fandom is surprisingly kinky.
INVADER ZIM
Reality and Imagination have never been more blurred. Follow the adventures of an unnamed character. Cry with her and feel her despair. And most important of all. Don't. Stop. Reading. No romance-just suspense.
I am in despair! The existence of your OC despairs me! D:
WARNING: character death. No romance. Just suspense. Enjoy.
Um... Okay.
GARGOYLES
FBI agent Abel Sykes does his best to protect the clan against one of their worst enemies yet, the American legal system. Reporters are massing, lawyers are scheming, but the gargoyles still have allies in the strangest places.
Their allies are probably hiding the among mass of reporters.
TALES OF THE ABYSS
Imprisoned in Choral Castle, Luke realizes that there is something in his head. ...Is it his brain? Since returning home means death for them both, his only choice is to leave his family behind and join Van in order to learn how to defeat him and the Score.
First of all, *spoilers*. Second of all, what?
TRANSFORMERS
There is only seven children, seven continents, and seven years since the destruction. It is said, however, that these seven children can bring down the Decepticons and save the Earth. Full summary inside, since I can't fit it into this summary box.
What they cannot save, however, is the author's grammar.
And now, enjoy a spork of:
Him, Powerpuffs, Rowdyruffs, and Powerpunks! (Powerpuff Girls)
What will happen when a law is created that makes the girls be babysat with the people they hate the most? Canon will implode. Please read to find out and review!
(Blossoms POV)
I woke up to the smell of a fire burning ...Thanks for clarifying. I simply don't have the mental capacity to assume what the fire was doing without being told. that was coming from downstairs. I overslept on purpose; the Professor let us stay home this Friday in order to let our brains rest. It had been an exhausting week of end-of-kindergarten testing and even I was burnt out. Yeah, I remember how bad the tests were at my kindergar--wait, what?
Anyway, the US government made it a law that the Powerpuffs and our most hated opponents be forced to stay together for the weekend. Our opponents meaning our male counterparts the Rowdyruff Boys, and our polar opposites the Powerpunk Girls. I can hear Realism and Creativity crying, huddled in the corner and clutching each other with all the strength their malnourished bodies can muster. All they want is to be loved, to be needed, to be used.
(Bubbles POV)
As He said those last words he waved his claw and the place around us sort of dissolved. Then there was nothing but red, everywhere. "Okay, this is where you'll all be staying for the weekend." Is he serious? Obviously reading my mind, Blossom spoke up. "But where are we supposed to sleep! And what about other needs we have!" *sigh* "Like what?" This time Brick said something. "Like a bathroom, stupid!" Boomer: "Yeah, and food!" Him just stared at us blankly. "Well, you children sure are needy for super humans. But fine, I'll get your little needs," He then smiled "you'll probably need them a lot more than you think!" ...Why? Is he poisoning their food with powerful laxatives? And with that, he was gone; leaving us with people he knew we wanted to kill. (@_@)
(Hims POV)
As I went to the store to look for whatever those little brats "needed", I was hoping they'd be at each others necks by know. He's going to "the" store to buy an entire bathroom? He could have just, y'know, left them in their house. While the professor went to work. Yeah.
Fight breaks out because for no reason at all the PPG get jealous over the PPunkG seeking attention from the RRB. Yeeeaaah. Him returns to the dimension.
I was so tempted to record the whole thing, but I didn't want to miss anything.
*snip* Him takes them to a Sonic for "food."
(Butch POV)
As Buttercup was fighting with Brute, again, I thought of a way to get the one I wanted. Oh, yea, I kind of have a crush on one of them. But you'll just have to find out which one. ...Who is he talking to?
(Him POV)
When I got back [to the Sonic], apparently I missed something. Bubbles and Boomer were staring at each other very lovingly, Brick and Blossom were about to die laughing, Buttercup was choking Brute mercilessly, Brat was violently stabbing her burrito, Berserk was rubbing various sauces on the table with a seemingly thoughtful expression and a patty in her hair. Oh, yea and Butch was throwing food at the ceiling with an evil grin on his face. This particular Sonic is conveniently unmanned, so you can do whatever you want without fear of getting thrown out.
(Normal POV) By which she means 3rd person.
(We are all standing outside the door and all we can hear are very high pitched screams and ripping and clawing. Then all of a sudden Him jumps out the door and slams it with several scars, bruises, and rips in his clothing, including the pink fluffy thing he wears around his neck.) Is this an author's note? Who are "we"? Is this paranormal? Is this real life? D:
POKEMON
Two girls are playing POKEMON when they are suddenly sucked into a Poke Center to begin the journey to becoming POKEMON trainers - but it won't be easy, especially with TEAM ROCKET around!
Oh, they're keeping with the trend of using CAPS LOCK for all the names! How true to the games!
+ANIMA
i still dont know what everything its about but will find out together on the way
"I have no idea what I'm writing (or possibly what the show is even about)! Tralala!"
Damn, now I have to read it. That kid should get a job in marketing. He's a real pro.
NARUTO
An adventure filled with teen ninjas, Are they teen ninja turtles? Possibly of the mutant variety? mysterious pasts and memories. A girl with known and unknown powers. Together, will the teen ninjas, be able to save the girl from her mysterious past and from her future? or will she live like ' it' never happened.
They are going to save her from her future by preventing it from ever happening.
Matelda was just a confused child, with a thing for the show Naruto. When she runs away from an abusive dad,takes shelter in a witches home,and Fantasy becomes reality, what will she do? Sorry for the stupid summary!
She'll become even more confused. And then say "Sorry for the stupid summary!"
iCARLY
StingWill Carly Have To Bare Butt For Spanking?
First of series of stories.Carly is told she must leave Spencer & go live with her grandpa.Spence gives Carly a disciplinary only spanking to prove he is a strict parent.Carly 18 y/o.Don't like don't read!
...The iCarly fandom is surprisingly kinky.
INVADER ZIM
Reality and Imagination have never been more blurred. Follow the adventures of an unnamed character. Cry with her and feel her despair. And most important of all. Don't. Stop. Reading. No romance-just suspense.
I am in despair! The existence of your OC despairs me! D:
WARNING: character death. No romance. Just suspense. Enjoy.
Um... Okay.
GARGOYLES
FBI agent Abel Sykes does his best to protect the clan against one of their worst enemies yet, the American legal system. Reporters are massing, lawyers are scheming, but the gargoyles still have allies in the strangest places.
Their allies are probably hiding the among mass of reporters.
TALES OF THE ABYSS
Imprisoned in Choral Castle, Luke realizes that there is something in his head. ...Is it his brain? Since returning home means death for them both, his only choice is to leave his family behind and join Van in order to learn how to defeat him and the Score.
First of all, *spoilers*. Second of all, what?
TRANSFORMERS
There is only seven children, seven continents, and seven years since the destruction. It is said, however, that these seven children can bring down the Decepticons and save the Earth. Full summary inside, since I can't fit it into this summary box.
What they cannot save, however, is the author's grammar.
And now, enjoy a spork of:
Him, Powerpuffs, Rowdyruffs, and Powerpunks! (Powerpuff Girls)
What will happen when a law is created that makes the girls be babysat with the people they hate the most? Canon will implode. Please read to find out and review!
(Blossoms POV)
I woke up to the smell of a fire burning ...Thanks for clarifying. I simply don't have the mental capacity to assume what the fire was doing without being told. that was coming from downstairs. I overslept on purpose; the Professor let us stay home this Friday in order to let our brains rest. It had been an exhausting week of end-of-kindergarten testing and even I was burnt out. Yeah, I remember how bad the tests were at my kindergar--wait, what?
Anyway, the US government made it a law that the Powerpuffs and our most hated opponents be forced to stay together for the weekend. Our opponents meaning our male counterparts the Rowdyruff Boys, and our polar opposites the Powerpunk Girls. I can hear Realism and Creativity crying, huddled in the corner and clutching each other with all the strength their malnourished bodies can muster. All they want is to be loved, to be needed, to be used.
(Bubbles POV)
As He said those last words he waved his claw and the place around us sort of dissolved. Then there was nothing but red, everywhere. "Okay, this is where you'll all be staying for the weekend." Is he serious? Obviously reading my mind, Blossom spoke up. "But where are we supposed to sleep! And what about other needs we have!" *sigh* "Like what?" This time Brick said something. "Like a bathroom, stupid!" Boomer: "Yeah, and food!" Him just stared at us blankly. "Well, you children sure are needy for super humans. But fine, I'll get your little needs," He then smiled "you'll probably need them a lot more than you think!" ...Why? Is he poisoning their food with powerful laxatives? And with that, he was gone; leaving us with people he knew we wanted to kill. (@_@)
(Hims POV)
As I went to the store to look for whatever those little brats "needed", I was hoping they'd be at each others necks by know. He's going to "the" store to buy an entire bathroom? He could have just, y'know, left them in their house. While the professor went to work. Yeah.
Fight breaks out because for no reason at all the PPG get jealous over the PPunkG seeking attention from the RRB. Yeeeaaah. Him returns to the dimension.
I was so tempted to record the whole thing, but I didn't want to miss anything.
*snip* Him takes them to a Sonic for "food."
(Butch POV)
As Buttercup was fighting with Brute, again, I thought of a way to get the one I wanted. Oh, yea, I kind of have a crush on one of them. But you'll just have to find out which one. ...Who is he talking to?
(Him POV)
When I got back [to the Sonic], apparently I missed something. Bubbles and Boomer were staring at each other very lovingly, Brick and Blossom were about to die laughing, Buttercup was choking Brute mercilessly, Brat was violently stabbing her burrito, Berserk was rubbing various sauces on the table with a seemingly thoughtful expression and a patty in her hair. Oh, yea and Butch was throwing food at the ceiling with an evil grin on his face. This particular Sonic is conveniently unmanned, so you can do whatever you want without fear of getting thrown out.
(Normal POV) By which she means 3rd person.
(We are all standing outside the door and all we can hear are very high pitched screams and ripping and clawing. Then all of a sudden Him jumps out the door and slams it with several scars, bruises, and rips in his clothing, including the pink fluffy thing he wears around his neck.) Is this an author's note? Who are "we"? Is this paranormal? Is this real life? D: