Shameless Sporking
What better way to take a break for studying for finals than badfic and sporking? Taken from the obscure (and given some of the fics here, rightly so) fanfiction section for Sakura Taisen (also known as Sakura Wars). Sporks in bold, friends.
This story is about the New York Kagekidan of Sakura Wars: So Long My Love.
The man sighed as he got out of bed, his short dark hair bouncing slightly at his attempt to leave the bed.
Somehow, a shampoo commercial came to mind. Or since he's making an effort to get out of bed, an industrial glue commercial.
He pulled the white dress shirt over his shoulders and arms and adjusted the button of his cuff to where they fitted snuggly, (well, if they were going to be worn, they were going to be comfortable dangit!) grabbing the black pants from the hanger he put them on hopping up and down (yes, the pants were that excited to see him.)
It seemed the Star division team was waiting outside his door.
Appearances can be deceiving, indeed.
"Hahaha! It's good to see you too Roseita and Niccolo although it's only been a day" Shinjiro smiled and hugged back at his 'little sister'.
*facepalms* The serial crimes against grammar, punctuation and humanity in general make me weep.
Slowly one-by-one the star division members began to flow into the room.
Apart from the escaped capitals (a smart decision, I might add), no wonder the girls look so washed out! *is shot*
her normal black business suit and pants were instead replaced with a yellow shirt that halted at her shoulders and showed off her muscles, she also had some dark red pants on which allowed to show off her hourglass figure.
... so is this an outfit or a display case?
Gemini followed in closely behind Ratchet. She was wearing what appeared to be a baby blue T-shirt and violet skirt.
Like I said, appearances can be deceiving. She was actually wearing strips of strategically positioned black leather disguised to look like a shirt and skirt to lull viewers into a false sense of security.
Then a myriad of questions shot away at his response.
They take no prisoners! ETERNITY - IT'S YOURS! TAKE IT!!!!!!!
Shinjiro merely put his hand out in front of everyone signaling for them to hold the questions so he could regain his train of thought.
Sign language; Shinjiro is a true master of this art as opposed to swordplay. Currently I'm repeatedly banging my head against the desk, which is signaling my extreme mental distress.
"I said Shinjiro what we came to know is this: 'is Subaru really I guy or not'." She recited
Because if she isn't, it's been a horrible waste of time stalking her trying to find out I Guy's secret identity.
'Now this certainly a tricky one. Let's see Shiny's a strong courageous samurai warrior and Subaru a fan fightin' dancer so how does this work? Maybe Shiny, just maybe Shiny and Subaru were walking down an alley at night when they were attacked by some dishonorable group of cowards. Yeah that's it! And while they were fightin one of those varmints probably ended hurtin' Su and Shiny probably said "How dare you harm my most trusted comrade and friend, I shall avenge Subaru's honor!" yeah and he then probably decided to put everything into his final attack saying "Watch closely Subaru and you will see how brightly my spirit and love burns for you" before shouting "Raging Tiger! Heaven! Earth! Man! Here I come! Tiger Fang!" and caused his blade to make a vortex of blade slashes. Then after vanquishing his foes, Shiny turned back and said "Subaru, I love you with all my heart!" And then Su probably said "I love you too Shinjiro! And to prove my love I will tell you something about me that no one else knows. I am really a priestess of the Kujo clan and after hearing of your exploits the Kujo clan would be happy to allow us to wed, my love! And if they do not allow us then as long as I am with you I do not care where we go!" And shiny said "Do not worry Subaru I will fight to the death to protect you. I will preserve your smile" and then they probably kissed. Oh Yeah! That's got to be it ohh man I should ask Shiny and Su if they'd let me use this and them in the next play I write.
This... I don't even need to spork this because it sporks itself. Heck, badfics are more sophisticated these days - they come with a self-sporking function!
"Thanks Roseita. I'm going to go see her. Will you be alright in getting to theater?" "Yes I will, because I still have both my Gold gun and Silver gun!" She eagerly replied holding her guns out for emphasis.
I didn't know 1920s New York is that lawless? Unless the guns are a key mode of transportation?
a slight blush gripped her face
PFFFFFT in both its little grabby hands.
"Larry how could you be so mean!" questioned Gemini as she bit on her hat crying a waterfall of anime tears
Well, at least somebody has been reading TV tropes.
Mods, can I have a Sakura Taisen tag please?
This story is about the New York Kagekidan of Sakura Wars: So Long My Love.
The man sighed as he got out of bed, his short dark hair bouncing slightly at his attempt to leave the bed.
Somehow, a shampoo commercial came to mind. Or since he's making an effort to get out of bed, an industrial glue commercial.
He pulled the white dress shirt over his shoulders and arms and adjusted the button of his cuff to where they fitted snuggly, (well, if they were going to be worn, they were going to be comfortable dangit!) grabbing the black pants from the hanger he put them on hopping up and down (yes, the pants were that excited to see him.)
It seemed the Star division team was waiting outside his door.
Appearances can be deceiving, indeed.
"Hahaha! It's good to see you too Roseita and Niccolo although it's only been a day" Shinjiro smiled and hugged back at his 'little sister'.
*facepalms* The serial crimes against grammar, punctuation and humanity in general make me weep.
Slowly one-by-one the star division members began to flow into the room.
Apart from the escaped capitals (a smart decision, I might add), no wonder the girls look so washed out! *is shot*
her normal black business suit and pants were instead replaced with a yellow shirt that halted at her shoulders and showed off her muscles, she also had some dark red pants on which allowed to show off her hourglass figure.
... so is this an outfit or a display case?
Gemini followed in closely behind Ratchet. She was wearing what appeared to be a baby blue T-shirt and violet skirt.
Like I said, appearances can be deceiving. She was actually wearing strips of strategically positioned black leather disguised to look like a shirt and skirt to lull viewers into a false sense of security.
Then a myriad of questions shot away at his response.
They take no prisoners! ETERNITY - IT'S YOURS! TAKE IT!!!!!!!
Shinjiro merely put his hand out in front of everyone signaling for them to hold the questions so he could regain his train of thought.
Sign language; Shinjiro is a true master of this art as opposed to swordplay. Currently I'm repeatedly banging my head against the desk, which is signaling my extreme mental distress.
"I said Shinjiro what we came to know is this: 'is Subaru really I guy or not'." She recited
Because if she isn't, it's been a horrible waste of time stalking her trying to find out I Guy's secret identity.
'Now this certainly a tricky one. Let's see Shiny's a strong courageous samurai warrior and Subaru a fan fightin' dancer so how does this work? Maybe Shiny, just maybe Shiny and Subaru were walking down an alley at night when they were attacked by some dishonorable group of cowards. Yeah that's it! And while they were fightin one of those varmints probably ended hurtin' Su and Shiny probably said "How dare you harm my most trusted comrade and friend, I shall avenge Subaru's honor!" yeah and he then probably decided to put everything into his final attack saying "Watch closely Subaru and you will see how brightly my spirit and love burns for you" before shouting "Raging Tiger! Heaven! Earth! Man! Here I come! Tiger Fang!" and caused his blade to make a vortex of blade slashes. Then after vanquishing his foes, Shiny turned back and said "Subaru, I love you with all my heart!" And then Su probably said "I love you too Shinjiro! And to prove my love I will tell you something about me that no one else knows. I am really a priestess of the Kujo clan and after hearing of your exploits the Kujo clan would be happy to allow us to wed, my love! And if they do not allow us then as long as I am with you I do not care where we go!" And shiny said "Do not worry Subaru I will fight to the death to protect you. I will preserve your smile" and then they probably kissed. Oh Yeah! That's got to be it ohh man I should ask Shiny and Su if they'd let me use this and them in the next play I write.
This... I don't even need to spork this because it sporks itself. Heck, badfics are more sophisticated these days - they come with a self-sporking function!
"Thanks Roseita. I'm going to go see her. Will you be alright in getting to theater?" "Yes I will, because I still have both my Gold gun and Silver gun!" She eagerly replied holding her guns out for emphasis.
I didn't know 1920s New York is that lawless? Unless the guns are a key mode of transportation?
a slight blush gripped her face
PFFFFFT in both its little grabby hands.
"Larry how could you be so mean!" questioned Gemini as she bit on her hat crying a waterfall of anime tears
Well, at least somebody has been reading TV tropes.
Mods, can I have a Sakura Taisen tag please?