Requesting "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" tag.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit has a disappointingly small amount of good fanfic. This fic is not among that number. It's called "I'm Not Bad, You Just Drawn Me That Way". Oh, hooray. Grammar errors in the title inspire SO much confidence in the writer's abilities. Also, apart from the fact that I'm firmly of the opinion that it'd take a better man than our self-insert hero to lure Jessica away from Roger, do Toons even have sex the same way humans do? Sure, the green-suited weasel gropes Jessica (and gets a bear-trap for his trouble), but the pattycake thing and the fact that a lot of Toons are apparently incapable of changing their clothes makes me wonder.
So, our hero draws a picture of Jessica for the purposes of self-gratification, and things start to get weird ...
I felt a strange feeling….as if I was being pulled by a mysterious magnetic force….and that force was coming from the paper…..wait…did I just say…THE PAPER?
I tried to move away from it, but the force kept getting stronger and stronger, and suddenly I went, feet first, INTO THE DRAWING!
I know, it's weird, right?
No duh. Anyway, the obvious happens.
"OH FUCKKKKKKKKK!"
Gotta love that EXCESSIVE EMPHASIS! And I have no idea how one elongates a K sound. Maybe if you have severe bronchitis. Or maybe the chainsmoking weasel on the Toon Patrol could do it ...
I knew that this was going to be one sexy pussy that my prick is going to enjoy fucking.
The rest of him, however, is bored and wants to play video games.
"Um….. I never done this before"I began nervously. "Are you sure you want this?"
She leaned over and kissed my cheek gently. "Sugar, I'm a cartoon. Cartoons don't have virginity. It'll be OK."
*splftHAHAHAHAHAHA* Icon! Must have icon!
"! I LOVEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!"
I think they're elongating the wrong vowel there.
Well, I should stop, otherwise I'm at risk of laughing myself to death XD
Cross-posted to weepingcock.
So, our hero draws a picture of Jessica for the purposes of self-gratification, and things start to get weird ...
I felt a strange feeling….as if I was being pulled by a mysterious magnetic force….and that force was coming from the paper…..wait…did I just say…THE PAPER?
I tried to move away from it, but the force kept getting stronger and stronger, and suddenly I went, feet first, INTO THE DRAWING!
I know, it's weird, right?
No duh. Anyway, the obvious happens.
"OH FUCKKKKKKKKK!"
Gotta love that EXCESSIVE EMPHASIS! And I have no idea how one elongates a K sound. Maybe if you have severe bronchitis. Or maybe the chainsmoking weasel on the Toon Patrol could do it ...
I knew that this was going to be one sexy pussy that my prick is going to enjoy fucking.
The rest of him, however, is bored and wants to play video games.
"Um….. I never done this before"I began nervously. "Are you sure you want this?"
She leaned over and kissed my cheek gently. "Sugar, I'm a cartoon. Cartoons don't have virginity. It'll be OK."
*splftHAHAHAHAHAHA* Icon! Must have icon!
"! I LOVEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!"
I think they're elongating the wrong vowel there.
Well, I should stop, otherwise I'm at risk of laughing myself to death XD
Cross-posted to weepingcock.