My fandoms' IQ levels drop about 300 more points...
An idiotic Supernatural/Heroes fic written by an idiot. At least this one doesn't have Elle in it. (I like her, but she's in almost every freaking SPN/Heroes crossover!!! It's obnoxious.) Here we go:
Sporking in bold.
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Heroes if I did Peter would never have had his powers taken from him and Sam would NOT be drinking gross demon blood. Seriously writers gross, that’s just gross.
Funny how I just don't care...
Also uh Tailwind Oregon and Kingdom don’t exist (to my knowledge) I made them up by looking around my lounge room and picking random words, if anyone knows of an actual Tailwind or Kingdom in Oregon and Idaho respectively.
Google? What the hell is that?!
Also I am an Aussie who has never been to America so I don’t k know how close Oregon and Idaho are to each other so if there’s any discrepancies in distance that’s why.
Even though I'm on the Internet, where I could easily look these things up.
So basically after all that rambling enjoy oh and R&R please!
Honey, it's way too late for that.
They were in a small town Oregon called Tailwind;
If you didn't catch that in the repetitive A/N.
The most recent murder had occurred little more than a week ago, not all of the murders had happened in town.
In fact most of them were out of town in the outskirts, and some weren’t even in the town or in the state.
Some of them occurred on the moon!
It looked as if it someone or more likely something was making its way across the state into this town. That in itself was odd; if it was a ghost then it would only have happened in one town not some sort of travelling killer.
Oh, God, you're going to list a bunch of possiblities just to bore us to death, aren't you?
If it was a vamp then there would be less blood and more gore, not this clean kill.
Unless Spike was in a really, really good mood.
It could be demons, but these deaths were too precise, too identical to one another, a demon would want to have more fun,
'Cause demons just wanna have fuuuun!!!
If it wasn’t for how strange it all was Sam would assume that it was nothing more than a human serial killer.
It was a bit depressing Sam realised that a serial killer of the human variety became an only sort of killer.
But isn't Hannibal Lecter in jail?
Chapter 2
I’m not too good at deciding when a chapter should be put in and I was writing this at like 3 in the morning and lack of sleep makes me do weird things especially when I’m high of coffee so if there’s any comments please let me know.
Does she think people really want read this crap?
The younger man looked around nervously, “you aren’t the murders are you?”
How can a person be a crime? I really want to know.
“At least tell us who you guys are, we can help we do this sort of thing maybe we could help each other” Sam suggested.
Yeah, 'cause the Winchesters are all about collaboration with others.
“I’m Peter Petrelli and this is my brother Nathan and I’m sorry but you can’t help us it’s too complicated”.
This fic just got dumber.
Although when he tried to turn it on it began making a strange loud beeping sound that was so annoying they both had to leave the room while it loaded. AN: this actually happened to me while I was loading my laptop, and I have no idea why it made that noise.
After a few tense seconds of practically hiding in the bathroom where they pretended to be fascinated in the wallpaper in the bathroom, they came out. AN: I just covered my ears.
How the hell does this help the plot?!?!
“what he sure doesn’t look like a male nurse to me”.
"He looks like an underwear model."
I cannot go on...the stupidity is killing me...
Sporking in bold.
Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Heroes if I did Peter would never have had his powers taken from him and Sam would NOT be drinking gross demon blood. Seriously writers gross, that’s just gross.
Funny how I just don't care...
Also uh Tailwind Oregon and Kingdom don’t exist (to my knowledge) I made them up by looking around my lounge room and picking random words, if anyone knows of an actual Tailwind or Kingdom in Oregon and Idaho respectively.
Google? What the hell is that?!
Also I am an Aussie who has never been to America so I don’t k know how close Oregon and Idaho are to each other so if there’s any discrepancies in distance that’s why.
Even though I'm on the Internet, where I could easily look these things up.
So basically after all that rambling enjoy oh and R&R please!
Honey, it's way too late for that.
They were in a small town Oregon called Tailwind;
If you didn't catch that in the repetitive A/N.
The most recent murder had occurred little more than a week ago, not all of the murders had happened in town.
In fact most of them were out of town in the outskirts, and some weren’t even in the town or in the state.
Some of them occurred on the moon!
It looked as if it someone or more likely something was making its way across the state into this town. That in itself was odd; if it was a ghost then it would only have happened in one town not some sort of travelling killer.
Oh, God, you're going to list a bunch of possiblities just to bore us to death, aren't you?
If it was a vamp then there would be less blood and more gore, not this clean kill.
Unless Spike was in a really, really good mood.
It could be demons, but these deaths were too precise, too identical to one another, a demon would want to have more fun,
'Cause demons just wanna have fuuuun!!!
If it wasn’t for how strange it all was Sam would assume that it was nothing more than a human serial killer.
It was a bit depressing Sam realised that a serial killer of the human variety became an only sort of killer.
But isn't Hannibal Lecter in jail?
Chapter 2
I’m not too good at deciding when a chapter should be put in and I was writing this at like 3 in the morning and lack of sleep makes me do weird things especially when I’m high of coffee so if there’s any comments please let me know.
Does she think people really want read this crap?
The younger man looked around nervously, “you aren’t the murders are you?”
How can a person be a crime? I really want to know.
“At least tell us who you guys are, we can help we do this sort of thing maybe we could help each other” Sam suggested.
Yeah, 'cause the Winchesters are all about collaboration with others.
“I’m Peter Petrelli and this is my brother Nathan and I’m sorry but you can’t help us it’s too complicated”.
This fic just got dumber.
Although when he tried to turn it on it began making a strange loud beeping sound that was so annoying they both had to leave the room while it loaded. AN: this actually happened to me while I was loading my laptop, and I have no idea why it made that noise.
After a few tense seconds of practically hiding in the bathroom where they pretended to be fascinated in the wallpaper in the bathroom, they came out. AN: I just covered my ears.
How the hell does this help the plot?!?!
“what he sure doesn’t look like a male nurse to me”.
"He looks like an underwear model."
I cannot go on...the stupidity is killing me...