An idiotic Supernatural/Heroes fic written by an idiot. At least this one doesn't have Elle in it. (I like her, but she's in almost every freaking SPN/Heroes crossover!!! It's obnoxious.) Here we go:

( Warning: Unresearched crap, stupid author's notes, and mind-numbing boredom. )

Last week, in this sporking, I sporked the summary for this fic.  Said fic is so bizarre that it was just begging to be sporked.  So here we go:

( When does slash stop being slash? Whenever the author says so! )

My pet fandoms are so strange...

( A Mary Sue tries to save the world, Dean finds an unexpected companion, Sylar and Peter raise a child together, and David Tennant guest stars. )

Here are some wacky summaries from the Heroes crossover section of the Pit:

( Demon hunters, vampire slayers, and sparkly vamps, Oh My! )

Okay, this isn't as completely horrible as the last one, but it had the potential to be funny, but instead became OOC and quite obnoxious rather quickly.  Let's take a look:

( Multiple references to your favorite TV show do not a good story make. )

Good Lord!  I ship Peter/Claude, and that pairing generally has good fic, even on the Pit, but this fic makes me want to weep.  Here are some of the highlights:

( In which Peter and Claude cluelessly get tested for STDs by an incompetent doctor. Finally, a premise squickier than Dollhouse's. )

Just a typo in an otherwise decent fic, but it amused me neverthless. The author in question is rather given to homonyms and spellcheck-repellent typos.
 commuting mass murder

What, did he leave a bomb on a train?

I have started watching Alias. I have a favorite.
So  I decide to go searching the pit to see what the fanfic authors think of him. Apparently the poor guy has many ocs after him.
sporking is in bold.

( my boredom. this is the result of it. )

This is my first post here. I figured I’d start with one of my own, a Heroes fic, Mylar, which isn’t quite as mind-numbingly awful as I remembered. Some of it’s actually pretty good, imho. It’s the speech at the end that puts it into badfic territory.

Sporking in bold.

( Pretentiousness, sex written by someone who's never had any, and major OOC = this way )

Once again, I did a word search for summaries on the Pit.  This time I used the word "dream."  Surprisingly, most of the summaries are incredibly simplistic.  It's actually kind of frightening, considering how most summaries on the Pit are so wordy.

( In which people dream. Yeah, that's pretty much it. )