Heroes crossover summaries are so...odd.
Here are some wacky summaries from the Heroes crossover section of the Pit:
Sporking in bold.
Heroes/Twilight
Twilight Heroes: Bella is Different, Just like the many Other Who walk this earth, They Are Special some of them Figured it out, Other have left to find out. Cross Between Heroes and Twilight, Regular Pairing, Cullens Are Vampires
Random Capitalization does not Make your Summary more convincing. The Cullens are vampires? WHAT?! Next you'll be telling me that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father!
Mr and Mrs Grizzly Bear: one-sided Claire/Emmett. “Uh-oh. Grown ups with badges!”
Wait---no, it's just the Winchester brothers.
Confusion, Chaos, and all this Entropy: Edward, the new kid, is weird enough to Claire. So, why does she fell such a connection with him? What is the dark past he hides, and how does she know, he’s not, like her? Meanwhile,Mohinder has a new assistant,and Niki meets a strange boy in the desert
As if Claire and Mohinder don't receive enough characterization-abuse in canon. Somehow, I don't think Claire would go for Edward Cullen. She only likes cuddly emo!boys.
Kelsiegh's story: Part of my series Cassidy's story, Catreana's story, Sarah's story, read them all! to see where they all meet
But how is that connected to either Heroes or Twilight? Fictionpress is over there. *points*
Revenge: Sylar has joined the Volturi. The other Heroes have joined the Cullens and Denalis. The Volturi have come to check up on Renesmee … and have decided to pick up the fight where it left off.
From what I've heard, Renesmee would probably eat Sylar and his brain.
Heroes/Supernatural
The Return Of A Hero: A phonecall makes Dean go running to Odessa Texas again for the girl he left 11 years ago
If Dean's 30 and Claire's 17, and he left her 11 years ago, wouldn't that make Dean a major pedophile who preyed on a 6-year-old girl when he was 19? Dean would never go that far to get laid. You fail math forever, author. FOREVER!
Have I Seen You Before?: Claire/Dean. Claire and Dean meet at a bar. Claire has a inkling that she saw him before though.
"Hey, wasn't that guy on Smallville?"
Heores and villians: After Dean and Sam found out their mother secret the fell in something bigger than demons and spirits. Road to Grandview and Tinta sequel. Mega x-over with Charmed,Smallville,Heores,TTSCC, and much more.
If you can't use proper pronouns, verb tenses, and spelling of the fandom you're writing for...that just doesn't bode well for your fic.
claire runawy: claire bennett has run away only to come across the roadhouse, also finding out that what she thought was non exsistant was real, how will she cope. her world is turned upside down again once you involve the winchesters into the mix. what will happen.
Is this an experiment in stream-of-consciousness writing? If so, Virginia Woolf is spinning so fast in her grave she's getting motion sickness.
Runaway: Also a BtVS crossover. Sam/Claire & Faith/Dean. Claire runs away and stops at Harvelle's Roadhouse. There she meets up with the Winchester boys and Faith.
Why does Claire keep running away to the Roadhouse? If she's looking for Patrick Swayze, then someone should tell her that it's not that Roadhouse.
Heroes/Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Crackpot Theories: Someone's been calling Slayers, asking if they've noticed any strange abilities recently.
Mohinder, stop using your work to pick up hot chicks with superpowers!
It's In the Brain: A brutal stranger comes to the Council looking for Buffy.
And then the Council informs Sylar that only girls can become Slayers.
Nowhere Kids: Dawn Summers is the only survivor of Sunnydale. She tries to make a new life but is pursued by
The Starship Enterprise?
Okay, I need to stop sporking and go eat and study for my next final. Darn it.