A Very Sonic Unleashed Fanfic
One long break from the internet later, I've returned to share this little gem. It started off kind of meh, but once it got to chapter 4... Hoo boy.
"Why would you do want to disect him in the first place?" "Cause, he's a danger to our world. He may go off and kill an innocent person. Or worse, a child."
Um... last time I checked, wasn't dissection for... I dunno, research? 8|
"Drat missed". Fummed one of the guards.
FE FI FO- whuh? o_O
Suddenly the alarms went off. SECURITY ALERT! SECURITY ALERT! ONE HEDGEHOG WOLF CREATURE AND SCIENTIST HAVE ESCAPED!! FOUND TO BE ARMED AND DANGEROUS. ESPECIALLY THE UGLY WOLF HOG! Sonic threw a car at the alarm's speaker. "Quickly,over here. I found us a ride."
...And he just threw it at the speaker. Way to go. Also, I just took that whole thing as the narrator suddenly screaming his/her head off at me. One more thing, what kind of alarm system comments on the ugliness of whoever's escaping? o_o
"Oh no! It's the Dr. Dementos!"
OH GOD! RUN BEFORE THEY PLAY MORE COMEDY SONGS!
"Oh No you don't. Not again!" One of the scientist shouted. "Prepare the bear trap launcher." "Right sir."
...Bear. Trap. Launcher. WHAT are scientists doing with a BEAR TRAP LAUNCHER? This is not science!
The chain finally snapped, and the other scientist were rep ailed backwards, causing a huge hovercraft pile up.
Too many reps, and of course you'd be ailin'! ...wait, what?
"Drat! Drat! Drat!" Fummed one of the scientists.
Drat! And double-drat!
Else where, Carolyn began to fix Sonic's wounded arm. "Thank God the wound isn't at critical mass."
Wound reaching critical mass... Meltdown in 5... 4...
"Oh, and here. I've finished working on your cure." Carolyn hands Sonic a small capsule. "It's time released for when you collect all 7 chaos emeralds,and piece the world back together."
So much... logic fail... It's like, hey, maybe I should take some medicine that'll heal my headache after I've caught every pokemon, and mowed the lawn!
"What'll happen to Sonic, as he continues his quest? Will he find new friends, or make new enemies? Will he be able to find the rest of the chaos emeralds in time before the world is destroyed, and he remains to forever turn into a beast at night?"
If the world was destroyed, I think lycanthropy would be the least of his problems, really...
Only you can help him out in his newest game; "Sonic Unleashed". Coming this fall.
...Sooo, the whole fic was a commercial then? Maybe I should remember to drink my ovaltine, too...
"Why would you do want to disect him in the first place?" "Cause, he's a danger to our world. He may go off and kill an innocent person. Or worse, a child."
Um... last time I checked, wasn't dissection for... I dunno, research? 8|
"Drat missed". Fummed one of the guards.
FE FI FO- whuh? o_O
Suddenly the alarms went off. SECURITY ALERT! SECURITY ALERT! ONE HEDGEHOG WOLF CREATURE AND SCIENTIST HAVE ESCAPED!! FOUND TO BE ARMED AND DANGEROUS. ESPECIALLY THE UGLY WOLF HOG! Sonic threw a car at the alarm's speaker. "Quickly,over here. I found us a ride."
...And he just threw it at the speaker. Way to go. Also, I just took that whole thing as the narrator suddenly screaming his/her head off at me. One more thing, what kind of alarm system comments on the ugliness of whoever's escaping? o_o
"Oh no! It's the Dr. Dementos!"
OH GOD! RUN BEFORE THEY PLAY MORE COMEDY SONGS!
"Oh No you don't. Not again!" One of the scientist shouted. "Prepare the bear trap launcher." "Right sir."
...Bear. Trap. Launcher. WHAT are scientists doing with a BEAR TRAP LAUNCHER? This is not science!
The chain finally snapped, and the other scientist were rep ailed backwards, causing a huge hovercraft pile up.
Too many reps, and of course you'd be ailin'! ...wait, what?
"Drat! Drat! Drat!" Fummed one of the scientists.
Drat! And double-drat!
Else where, Carolyn began to fix Sonic's wounded arm. "Thank God the wound isn't at critical mass."
Wound reaching critical mass... Meltdown in 5... 4...
"Oh, and here. I've finished working on your cure." Carolyn hands Sonic a small capsule. "It's time released for when you collect all 7 chaos emeralds,and piece the world back together."
So much... logic fail... It's like, hey, maybe I should take some medicine that'll heal my headache after I've caught every pokemon, and mowed the lawn!
"What'll happen to Sonic, as he continues his quest? Will he find new friends, or make new enemies? Will he be able to find the rest of the chaos emeralds in time before the world is destroyed, and he remains to forever turn into a beast at night?"
If the world was destroyed, I think lycanthropy would be the least of his problems, really...
Only you can help him out in his newest game; "Sonic Unleashed". Coming this fall.
...Sooo, the whole fic was a commercial then? Maybe I should remember to drink my ovaltine, too...