The Birth of Badfic!

[hermione_vader]

So, I searched for fic on the Pit with the word "birth" and found this...stuff:

Comments

[rattus_aerius]

They were referring to the Target novelizations.

Might not help the fic though. ;)

[memorysdaughter]

What if he gave birth to Ryan Seacrest ON the red carpet?

OMG, hyperventilating just thinking about it...

[hermione_vader]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I'm hyperventilating right there with you.

[iceshade]

::offers post-sporking cigarette and points to icon::

[dannyvangeline]

Well, first, he took a ride in the TARDIS, then he went to Six Flags, then he lived in Canada for five years, then he wrote a memoir, and then he cured cancer.

ROFL

The Doctor gives birth in the Hub. Everyone panics but him. Chaos, normal and hormonal, ensues. Mickey doesn't blame him. MPREG
Author, are you implying that Mickey is the father? Martha will murder both of them.

Best. Jerry Springer. Ever.

[shadowed_gold]

OMG....imagine that show! With Ten and Mickey on one side, defending their love, and Rose and Martha being held back by Steve the guard. There would be much shrieking and O.O faces and then Mickey would decide to dump them all and propose to the TARDIS and then the world would implode.

[jadekirk]

LOL! And then Rose and Martha decide to swear off men and get together and Ten declares his love for Donna who smacks him and tells him that she's involved with Jack and Ianto and there's not enough room in the bed for him.

Sorry.

[shadowed_gold]

ROTFLMAO

WHERE is that quote in your icon from?! I can't remember ever hearing it, but HA!

[ms_shalimar]

Birth Of Slayers: Why Slayers shouldnt have children!
Because they think stakes and holy water are the best toys ever!

This one was definitely my favourite, but they're all awesome.