From the Pit: Sonic and the Great War
Summary: Sonic and Tails have to go to ponyville to help fight in the great war. Will they survive? RATED M FOR SEX

This story has EVERYTHING!Except proper grammar, punctuation, spelling, coherency and...plot ( Read more... )

YOU ARE BEEN INFLUENCED BY MARINE WORLD WITCHCRAFTY .
(source)

Why proofreading an email is so important.

I got this from the leasing office of my apartment complex.

Leasing Carerr Fair!!!

Date:
Thursday, June 7th

Time:
9:30am to 6pm

I sent this reply. "Do you, by any chance, mean career?"
The next day, a corrected email arrived.

Not sure if this is OT or not, since it's not precisely a fic (never completed) and it's also deliberate badfic, so I'm posting it on a Sunday just to be safe.

The quote:

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Well, I've seen a lot of creative line substitutions on Fanfiction.net in an attempt to get around FFN's war against punctuation. Some work okay, some are quite funny, some are quite disturbing ( Read more... )

So, because I was bored and a tad masochistic, I pay a visit to pitquizilla. What I found was... interesting to say the least. So I've picked out some amusing questions and answer options. In addition, I also have some loverly surprise Engrish for you. My comments and sprok are in blod. Though truthfully, a lot of these lines don't need any ( Read more... )

When you roam around the virtual streets of DeviantArt looking for something to read, you can find many things. You can find hilarious and anatomically impossible porn. You can find badfics that locate the Berlin Wall in Poland. You can actually find something good to read, really.

And then you can find To all chubbies, a piece of writing by a ( Read more... )

I was over at a friends house the other day, and I was a bit bored so I was flipping through the news paper, when I came upon an article about a foreign national who died after falling out of a train, and found this little gem:

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As such, it is my duty to inform you that all your fandoms are belong to Iron Man.

...there's not really anything to add to that besides hysterical laughter, and somehow I don't think you want six paragraphs worth of "BWAHAHAHA" on your flist.

( Let me try anyway. )

I signed up for my classes last week, and they should be fun. Japanese, Asian-American Lit, and then I went looking for a more science-y class to fill that gap in my transcript. What did I sign up for?

"Living With Volcano"

Not volcanoES. Just volcano. I think it makes it sound way more adorable, like some weird Japanese anime, or a sit-com.