Quiz: Does u spaek inglysh?
So, because I was bored and a tad masochistic, I pay a visit to pitquizilla. What I found was... interesting to say the least. So I've picked out some amusing questions and answer options. In addition, I also have some loverly surprise Engrish for you. My comments and sprok are in blod. Though truthfully, a lot of these lines don't need any sporking.
Take the What's Your Power? quiz.
If you had to fight your enemie, what would you use to destroy them?
- Finding out their weakness, and making them suffering for it.
If the quizzer were my enemy, I would make her suffer by assigning her an essay on which she can't use spellcheck or grammar check. Bwahaha!
Classic "what's your favorite color?" question.
Orange, its the color of jealousy, because they all envy my strength.
I'm pretty sure that's green, sweetheart.
I'm loyalty to my friends, and I'm strong in a fight.
Oh? Are we dehumanizing ourselves? My turn. I'm furniture to my cat, and a free meal ticket.
This question is important to most girls [don't hate, all of us are at least a little shallow.] Do you have a body?
No. I have evolved beyond the pitiful limits of the human body and ascended to a higher level of existence. I am a glowing nebula of consciousness, typing these words by merely thinking them.
[A/N: My quiz has been reported 2 fucking times because people don't like their results... SUCK IT UP YOU PICKED WHAT YOU PICED! I spent an hour on this and their isn't anything horribley bad in here!]
Aside from your English, that is.
What do you do in your free time?
Studying for a test or mabey tutoring a person.
I sincerely hope you're not tutoring that person in spelling.
How do you wear your hair?
- Sex hair, or a big hairsprayed mess.
You're outgoing attitude will get you far and life.
I play games too....
- Pawn some noobs
Okay, it's one thing to mercilessly trash noobs in a video game, but it is not cool to kidnap and sell them. That's just crossing the line.
And now we have some amusing Engrish from the PSX game, Monster Rancher 2. This comes from one of the times Colt checks on the Mock tree.
Colt: "I wonder it buds the flower?"
And finally we have a hilarious line from Tsukihime. Someone call the Department of Redundancy Department!
--That dream.
A dream I had forgotten even in my dreams.
But was it a dream?
Take the What's Your Power? quiz.
If you had to fight your enemie, what would you use to destroy them?
- Finding out their weakness, and making them suffering for it.
If the quizzer were my enemy, I would make her suffer by assigning her an essay on which she can't use spellcheck or grammar check. Bwahaha!
Classic "what's your favorite color?" question.
Orange, its the color of jealousy, because they all envy my strength.
I'm pretty sure that's green, sweetheart.
I'm loyalty to my friends, and I'm strong in a fight.
Oh? Are we dehumanizing ourselves? My turn. I'm furniture to my cat, and a free meal ticket.
This question is important to most girls [don't hate, all of us are at least a little shallow.] Do you have a body?
No. I have evolved beyond the pitiful limits of the human body and ascended to a higher level of existence. I am a glowing nebula of consciousness, typing these words by merely thinking them.
[A/N: My quiz has been reported 2 fucking times because people don't like their results... SUCK IT UP YOU PICKED WHAT YOU PICED! I spent an hour on this and their isn't anything horribley bad in here!]
Aside from your English, that is.
What do you do in your free time?
Studying for a test or mabey tutoring a person.
I sincerely hope you're not tutoring that person in spelling.
How do you wear your hair?
- Sex hair, or a big hairsprayed mess.
You're outgoing attitude will get you far and life.
I play games too....
- Pawn some noobs
Okay, it's one thing to mercilessly trash noobs in a video game, but it is not cool to kidnap and sell them. That's just crossing the line.
And now we have some amusing Engrish from the PSX game, Monster Rancher 2. This comes from one of the times Colt checks on the Mock tree.
Colt: "I wonder it buds the flower?"
And finally we have a hilarious line from Tsukihime. Someone call the Department of Redundancy Department!
--That dream.
A dream I had forgotten even in my dreams.
But was it a dream?