Not sure if this is OT or not, since it's not precisely a fic (never completed) and it's also deliberate badfic, so I'm posting it on a Sunday just to be safe.
The quote:
But then Legolas has to say, "Honey is not lube, Pooh."
And Pooh is all, "Bwah?" *confused face* "Honey is good for everything."
Source is
here.