YOU ARE BEEN INFLUENCED BY MARINE WORLD WITCHCRAFTY .
(source)

I was skimming through some picture books at a school book fair when I happened upon this priceless gem from Skippyjon Jones and the Big Bones

"Then he popped a pickle in his puss."

Needless to say, my friends and I had a good laugh. :')

As such, it is my duty to inform you that all your fandoms are belong to Iron Man.

...there's not really anything to add to that besides hysterical laughter, and somehow I don't think you want six paragraphs worth of "BWAHAHAHA" on your flist.

( Let me try anyway. )

I finally remembered to post something off topic today. I have summaries! And a lulzy passage from my chemistry lab book! Yay! My spork is in booold. :D

My lab book:
Measuring Temperature
Temperature measures the intensity of heat in a substance. Wow! I had no idea! A substance with little heat feels cold. Where the heat intensity is great, a ( Read more... )

The phrase of the day is "7 minutes in heaven". I've seen way too many of these fics, so I've decided to take my sporky revenge. Sporking in bold.

( Uncreative titles, ahoy! )

If you're from the UK as I am, you'll've probably heard of Official Nintendo Magazine, or ONM. Last issue, this gem popped up in the magazine's Feedback section:

"hello danish yaqoob me I want like ask equiries about zelda twilight princess i see google website right i was see that zelda twilight princess beta look beautiful but why zelda twilight ( Read more... )

During the summer, the libraries around where I live hold a reading program. You read a certain amount, you get prizes. Each year is a different theme. This time, it was baseball. Several different companies often give out prizes for the contest, usually coupons to In n Out or something ( Read more... )

Read on a sign next to a jacuzzi in a leisure center: "The elderly be more suspectable to the effects of the spa pool." (emphasis mine)

Edited to correct typo.

If this is far too OT even by community standards, feel free to remove this. But this line I feel is just bad-written enough to qualify as a bad quote.
I suppose one shouldn't expect much from an animated musical adaptation film of The Titanic disaster with a script translated from Italian, but when shoddy translations leads to a gem like this -
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From "The Bible" section of The Pit. But, bizarrely, has nothing to do with the bible.

Does She Not Know? by
All about the evils of cutting birthday cake with the fish knife.

( Cutting isn't very nice, I hear. )