From this NWS Hetalia fic: ( Warning for rape. )

I can't believe this hasn't already been posted. Be warned, the fic contains ... something which might be rape, or might just be a beating, or might be something else entirely.

The whole thing's painfully quotable, but here's my favourite bit:
( Cut for what is possibly sex. )

I searched through the Twilight crossovers on the Pit and found these summaries:
(Spork in bold.)

( It's infecting everything! )

A friend found this in a too-boring-to-be-fully-sporked an scarily freudian Hetalia fanfic and I thought I had to share it.
It's set in the X century.

A year after he was taken to the palace, Feliks received word that she had died of cancer. She had kept the feeling that something inside of her was not right from her family. It explained why her ( Read more... )

First of all, happy 2011, badfic_quotes!

Yesterday I saw my friend fresisui talking about a badfic on Twitter, and I had to ask her for it as the tireless sporker I am.

Oh, Hetalia fandom, you never fail to amuse me. The fic is kinda NSFW, but I snipped the sex scene because it was boring and cliché

( Well, the whole thing is pretty cliché itself )

( click this and the terrorists win. )

I'm a bit new to the Hetalia fandom. So what's the first thing I do? Look for bad!fic, of course.

( A few summaries under the cut. )

I finally remembered to post something off topic today. I have summaries! And a lulzy passage from my chemistry lab book! Yay! My spork is in booold. :D

My lab book:
Measuring Temperature
Temperature measures the intensity of heat in a substance. Wow! I had no idea! A substance with little heat feels cold. Where the heat intensity is great, a ( Read more... )

OMG YAOI RAPE UKXUS OMG PWN! MICROPHONE! GUNS!
Yaoi ! One-shot! EnglandxAmerica UKXUS LOL. Contains Russia raping England at start? XDDD Hardcore I guess! I DARES YOUS NOTS TO READS IF YOU ISH FAINT-HEARTED ! -angry- Yaoi ftw ! Charcters might be OOC but who cares? xD

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Please, please tell me this is a troll?

So I'm browsing the Hetalia kink meme for some US/UK smut when I come across a winning one-liner in what's actually good!fic.

England placed the unfortunate spoon in his mouth and... began digesting whatever it was that he just placed in his mouth.So either England is an alien who can move his stomach into his mouth, or anon meant to say chewing. ( Read more... )