I was going back through my old posts and about a year ago I posted this bad!Glee!fic sporking of a Puck/Finn sex scene found on lj to my journal. I figure enough time has passed that it's safe to repost it here. Sometimes, one can stumble over exceptional stuff in the Glee fandom. And sometimes, one can stumble over a gem like this [fic quoted in ( Read more... )

So, I'm reading this Glee fic that is... well, it's alright. Nothing stellar, but nothing too terrible. Then, out of the blue, comes this ( Read more... )

Just idly reading Glee fic (spoilers for Prom Queen in fic) and a beautiful little gem of a sentence popped out at me:

He looked back at me, and all that pain coming from him wafted over to me like the scented steam of freshly baked muffins.

Mmm, pain. Tasty.

I searched through the Twilight crossovers on the Pit and found these summaries:
(Spork in bold.)

( It's infecting everything! )

A few days ago, a posted some Glee summaries.  One of the summaries was very bad, so I decided to spork the fic itself.  The fic takes place pre-Glee and has some NSFW parts.

Summary:
I suck at summaries so bare with me. The real truth of how Quinn Fabray got pregnant. What really happened? and who is the father? Or is it even a guy?

( Prepare the sporks. )

I went searching for Santana/Brittany goodfic after Tuesday’s episode and found… well, these:

( Where, oh where, is the good!fic? )

Like many posters here, I always want to know where badfic authors get their inspiration... mostly so I can find it and kill it. Or at least mortally wound it.

So I searched for "inspired" and I discovered... whatever this is.

( follow me down )

I'm not sure why this never occurred to me before, but apparently it didn't.

So I word-searched for what I was really looking for...

( fail )

You might have been asking yourself - where's memorysdaughter? Where are her witty sporks of terrible summaries? Where's Nathan Fillion?

( right here, baby )

His penis is inside my intestinal tract.

Um, yeah. Sporks itself, doesn't it.