sporkin' it so good
You might have been asking yourself - where's memorysdaughter? Where are her witty sporks of terrible summaries? Where's Nathan Fillion?
House
This does not really follow the storyline of House.
Well, God, no! I mean, that would be the most ridiculous idea ever! Using the storyline from a show for fanfic about the show? What's next?
Gregory House hates change, but when his life takes an abrupt and irrevocable turn into the unknown
The title of this fic is "Vampire Kiss," so I'm pretty sure the change he experiences has nothing to do with becoming a happy, well-adjusted member of society.
Just the normal runnings of people within House.
My mother always told me not to run in the house.
Just a little bit of silly fluff.
Good. Because nothing cuts deeper than a lot of serious fluff.
Wilson is dead and gone and House needs to face up to it. Or maybe he doesn't, because maybe he isn't.
Make up your damn mind, badfic author.
What does Lisa Cuddy do on Tuesday nights?
Like the rest of sane America, she watches "Glee." Holla!
House and Cuddy go to the same high school. Guess what, you guys win, I'm continuing.
I don't see that as a win.
I don't want to give too much away, but I'm not good at sounding mysterious...
I've had enough mystery. I'd settle for canon and a cupcake.
This is just something I did for fun. Thirteen songfics all set to Taylor Swift songs.
Well, yeah, 'cause if you can make a career out of this I'm getting the heck out of college.
Short stupid little thing that happens when people get bored.
What is sex?
Bones
Ooooh… are you intrigued?
Not yet. Is Nathan Fillion involved? He's the surest way to my intrigue button.
Bones has feelings for the new team member, but religion develops friction between them.
This is really only a problem if he's a priest. Or a celibate monk.
Sometimes love is so strong it spans more than one lifetime. . .
Only if you're a zombie. And by the way, what the hell is Shannen Doherty doing on the Joy Behar Show?
Nothing tests the foundation and stability of a structure like a tropical storm.
And this is obviously a crossover with the Weather Channel.
a Hannah POV... I just tried to make her more "human"
Which would be difficult if she was a Terminator. Which would be AWESOME.
Booth and Brennan both turn up to work with numerous signs of having rough sex carpet burn
This is not a summary. This is just gross.
What if there was more to it than met the eye?
No. Next!
Brennan goes undercover as the new Bachelorette. Guess who plays to win her heart?
Nathan Fillion. Sha-ZAM!
CSI
What would happen if the CSIs got called to investigate the Twilight vampires?
Well, since they don't exist, all they would find would be evidence of terrible writing. And a bunch of 12-year-old fangirls. And this devoted sporker punching herself repeatedly in the armpit. Don't ask how it's possible. We live in a universe where "Twilight" was possible - anything is possible.
Finally there's something more in Sara's and Sofia's life than work
*wink*
" You don't find this In books "
There's a reason those people get paid... and there's a reason you don't. Go think on that, huh?
Brass eats lunch with two of his favorite women.
Helen Mirren and Ellen Page?
For some reason, the coffee isn't right.
The coffee... the summary...
The past is always in the present.
Sure thing, Miss Cleo.
NCIS
Gibbs chose to do the right thing, weather they like it or not.
Hmm, so he was responsible and a leader? Guess he didn't want anyone to... steal his thunder. YEEAAAAAHHHHH!
Kate's final thoughts before Ari shoots her.
Duck, dammit!
Gibbs, Jenny and an unexpected third party.
Nathan Fillion.
ziva is an ncis agent.
Holy shit, slow down the ho train. How is this possible?!
outside the restaurant, the cold November air quickly assaulted them.
Sticks and stones can break my bones, but a breeze will always kill me.
Tony's knowledge of useless trivia turns out to be useful after all. Warning: spanking of adult.
Could someone please tell me how these two fit together? Also, could someone tell me why there is so much spanking in NCIS fic? I have never seen ANYTHING in that show that makes me think, Hmm, I bet I could write four hundred fics about spanking!
SEX! Well, actually, no. But it got your attention.
I guess you could say you're a fan of the band... Cheap Trick? YEEEAAAHHH! (Okay, I really have to stop.)
iCarly
Basically just iCarly with Kingdom Hearts ideas mixed in. If your lost just somehow contact me
Well, this is a delicate situation. I'm lost, but I think contacting you would be a bad idea. WHAT DO I DO NOW?!
Why the hell am I posting on the iCarly boards!
... or at all, ever ....
Sam was left alone in Ball
I really hope that's a place.
Spencer is gravely ill and Sam feels the need to stay near him.Why
... she has EMT training?
Freddie get's an unexpected surprise, how will Sam react?
As opposed to those surprises you're totally expecting... is the surprise herpes?
What would happen if Sam had a wild and crazy dream? Then what if Freddie walked in?
What is this, "Inception"?
Eating a brownie, Sam looks up and all of it comes straight out of her mouth onto the floor.
What?
Sam and Freddie get kidnapped by a creep who is obsessed with babies. He wants Sam pregnant by Freddie
Um, you need to stop watching "iCarly" and get some help for this. I think there's a super-good reason that part of your user-name is "freak."
Glee
When Rachel is pregnant with the enemy's baby
I knew her perfect vocal skills and annoying personality were the result of a pact with Satan!
OMG They attend classes!
I wish I was that excited about school.
Shelby joins New Directions as the co-director, but does she take things too far?
Um... maybe?
Kurt is on a quest.
And he joins The Guild! Yay! Felicia Day! (What? She's hot.)
Rachel killed Nessa... Glee meets The Wizard of Oz.
Actually, it would be "Glee" meets "Wicked" ... NessaRose wasn't in The Wizard of Oz.
Mr. Shuester assigns a a project in Glee
Holy shit! And did you know Ziva's an NCIS agent?
House
This does not really follow the storyline of House.
Well, God, no! I mean, that would be the most ridiculous idea ever! Using the storyline from a show for fanfic about the show? What's next?
Gregory House hates change, but when his life takes an abrupt and irrevocable turn into the unknown
The title of this fic is "Vampire Kiss," so I'm pretty sure the change he experiences has nothing to do with becoming a happy, well-adjusted member of society.
Just the normal runnings of people within House.
My mother always told me not to run in the house.
Just a little bit of silly fluff.
Good. Because nothing cuts deeper than a lot of serious fluff.
Wilson is dead and gone and House needs to face up to it. Or maybe he doesn't, because maybe he isn't.
Make up your damn mind, badfic author.
What does Lisa Cuddy do on Tuesday nights?
Like the rest of sane America, she watches "Glee." Holla!
House and Cuddy go to the same high school. Guess what, you guys win, I'm continuing.
I don't see that as a win.
I don't want to give too much away, but I'm not good at sounding mysterious...
I've had enough mystery. I'd settle for canon and a cupcake.
This is just something I did for fun. Thirteen songfics all set to Taylor Swift songs.
Well, yeah, 'cause if you can make a career out of this I'm getting the heck out of college.
Short stupid little thing that happens when people get bored.
What is sex?
Bones
Ooooh… are you intrigued?
Not yet. Is Nathan Fillion involved? He's the surest way to my intrigue button.
Bones has feelings for the new team member, but religion develops friction between them.
This is really only a problem if he's a priest. Or a celibate monk.
Sometimes love is so strong it spans more than one lifetime. . .
Only if you're a zombie. And by the way, what the hell is Shannen Doherty doing on the Joy Behar Show?
Nothing tests the foundation and stability of a structure like a tropical storm.
And this is obviously a crossover with the Weather Channel.
a Hannah POV... I just tried to make her more "human"
Which would be difficult if she was a Terminator. Which would be AWESOME.
Booth and Brennan both turn up to work with numerous signs of having rough sex carpet burn
This is not a summary. This is just gross.
What if there was more to it than met the eye?
No. Next!
Brennan goes undercover as the new Bachelorette. Guess who plays to win her heart?
Nathan Fillion. Sha-ZAM!
CSI
What would happen if the CSIs got called to investigate the Twilight vampires?
Well, since they don't exist, all they would find would be evidence of terrible writing. And a bunch of 12-year-old fangirls. And this devoted sporker punching herself repeatedly in the armpit. Don't ask how it's possible. We live in a universe where "Twilight" was possible - anything is possible.
Finally there's something more in Sara's and Sofia's life than work
*wink*
" You don't find this In books "
There's a reason those people get paid... and there's a reason you don't. Go think on that, huh?
Brass eats lunch with two of his favorite women.
Helen Mirren and Ellen Page?
For some reason, the coffee isn't right.
The coffee... the summary...
The past is always in the present.
Sure thing, Miss Cleo.
NCIS
Gibbs chose to do the right thing, weather they like it or not.
Hmm, so he was responsible and a leader? Guess he didn't want anyone to... steal his thunder. YEEAAAAAHHHHH!
Kate's final thoughts before Ari shoots her.
Duck, dammit!
Gibbs, Jenny and an unexpected third party.
Nathan Fillion.
ziva is an ncis agent.
Holy shit, slow down the ho train. How is this possible?!
outside the restaurant, the cold November air quickly assaulted them.
Sticks and stones can break my bones, but a breeze will always kill me.
Tony's knowledge of useless trivia turns out to be useful after all. Warning: spanking of adult.
Could someone please tell me how these two fit together? Also, could someone tell me why there is so much spanking in NCIS fic? I have never seen ANYTHING in that show that makes me think, Hmm, I bet I could write four hundred fics about spanking!
SEX! Well, actually, no. But it got your attention.
I guess you could say you're a fan of the band... Cheap Trick? YEEEAAAHHH! (Okay, I really have to stop.)
iCarly
Basically just iCarly with Kingdom Hearts ideas mixed in. If your lost just somehow contact me
Well, this is a delicate situation. I'm lost, but I think contacting you would be a bad idea. WHAT DO I DO NOW?!
Why the hell am I posting on the iCarly boards!
... or at all, ever ....
Sam was left alone in Ball
I really hope that's a place.
Spencer is gravely ill and Sam feels the need to stay near him.Why
... she has EMT training?
Freddie get's an unexpected surprise, how will Sam react?
As opposed to those surprises you're totally expecting... is the surprise herpes?
What would happen if Sam had a wild and crazy dream? Then what if Freddie walked in?
What is this, "Inception"?
Eating a brownie, Sam looks up and all of it comes straight out of her mouth onto the floor.
What?
Sam and Freddie get kidnapped by a creep who is obsessed with babies. He wants Sam pregnant by Freddie
Um, you need to stop watching "iCarly" and get some help for this. I think there's a super-good reason that part of your user-name is "freak."
Glee
When Rachel is pregnant with the enemy's baby
I knew her perfect vocal skills and annoying personality were the result of a pact with Satan!
OMG They attend classes!
I wish I was that excited about school.
Shelby joins New Directions as the co-director, but does she take things too far?
Um... maybe?
Kurt is on a quest.
And he joins The Guild! Yay! Felicia Day! (What? She's hot.)
Rachel killed Nessa... Glee meets The Wizard of Oz.
Actually, it would be "Glee" meets "Wicked" ... NessaRose wasn't in The Wizard of Oz.
Mr. Shuester assigns a a project in Glee
Holy shit! And did you know Ziva's an NCIS agent?